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Lagos Government Begins House-to-house Sharing Of Stimulus Package To The Aged / Lockdown: Ogun Unveils Stimulus Package Items, To Begin Distribution Saturday / LASG Has Confirmed The Distribution Of Stimulus Packages. (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by 9jaRealist: 9:28am On Mar 31, 2020
sexiestharam:
You are putting lagosians on lock down yet you want them to queue to get food. The coronavirus spread you are trying to avoid would even be worse in those kind of queues. And they are the demographic that are most vulnerable to the disease. May God help our elderly.

Speaking of queues...
The Naysayers are queuing up. SMH.
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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by iammo(m): 9:28am On Mar 31, 2020
loveliveshere:


slowpoke, is not like the people who raised you did any significant job. The people you insulted before I quoted you, are they your family members.
Like I said, and I repeat, a virus is worth more than you.

Bring it on Omo oshi

look am not trading insult with you.. go and trade insult with people of your similar upbringing and fvck off my mention.... if you badly need attention seek it elsewhere

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Germi9: 9:28am On Mar 31, 2020
Egungun how express? Omon..Governor's don collect government from Buhari oo
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by passengar(m): 9:29am On Mar 31, 2020
iammo:
cool




God Bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu

God Bless babatunde fashola

God bless Ambode

God bless Sanwo olu


This relief material would get to Ipobian dunce who migrated from the backward Aba and they would finish eating it and come online to insult Tinubu's legacy as the ingrate yamree that they are, they would insult yorubas with the food we fed them, while all their Audo billionaire from Sad Yeast wont donate a kobo


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Must you be tribalistic?,must everything or every issue be an opportunity for you to start your tribal war all over again, its people like you that has stop this country from moving forward, I didn't remember being ask by God,what tribe I wanted to be born as,b4 you start thinking about tribe remember we are all humans,if you do that this world would be a better place

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by BrutusOj(m): 9:29am On Mar 31, 2020
The bread I am seeing there, is it for a day consumption or till the lock down is over? tongue, bag of rice, semo, beans, milk, sugar should be the essential food items and then cash..
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Illusioneffect(m): 9:29am On Mar 31, 2020
anonimi:


No.
It should be for everyone who has paid taxes for fives years cumulatively to LASG



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chai! My dad is 59 plus
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by pacco6ixty9(m): 9:30am On Mar 31, 2020
Seriously the State. Government n State Government Ain't Ready For The Fight Against Covid -19.
No Food No Money No Test Kits. las las we all go die here...
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Kingofpalmgroov: 9:31am On Mar 31, 2020
You mean A loaf of bread and table water will be consumed for 14days? Clowns.

I'm still wondering why it's very hard for our government to provide a monetary stimulus for citizens.
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by joefelin2345: 9:31am On Mar 31, 2020
I am yet to revive an alert o .08023001226.
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by anonimi: 9:31am On Mar 31, 2020
Goke7:
you are so ignorant. Lagos state has a database with the lasra stuff, you just come online and post what don't know. Many Lagosians have their lasra card including me. Pls stop displaying your ignorance

Thanks for the information shared in true agbero style, peculiar to Thiefnuibu followers.



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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Blackfire(m): 9:31am On Mar 31, 2020
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iammo:
cool




God Bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu

God Bless babatunde fashola

God bless Ambode

God bless Sanwo olu


This relief material would get to Ipobian dunce who migrated from the backward Aba and they would finish eating it and come online to insult Tinubu's legacy as the ingrate yamree that they are, they would insult yorubas with the food we fed them, while all their Audo billionaire from Sad Yeast wont donate a kobo


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On behalf of the yorubas we reject this impostor .
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by maasoap(m): 9:31am On Mar 31, 2020
helinues:


Someone said he checked the number on Truecaller and it shows scammer.

Rogue Govt agency might be behind that cos they have the right name.and address

It takes just seconds for who have Truecaller and who equally received such sms to mark and report the number as scam on Truecaller. I hope you understand my point.
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by iammo(m): 9:31am On Mar 31, 2020
passengar:
Must you be tribalistic?,must everything or every issue be an opportunity for you to start your tribal war all over again, its people like you that has stop this country from moving forward, I didn't remember being ask by God,what tribe I wanted to be born as,b4 you start thinking about tribe remember we are all humans,if you do that this world would be a better place

Its not tribal but statement of fact and a wake up call for people who wouldnt hold their own people accountable till Abia became a mess that it is while Theordi Orji holds up to 500bn in Abia allocation... we have the so called billionaires scartterd arround SouthEast non is donating and yet you think i will be diplomatic and not call them out just to be politically correct or loved for fooling people

Naaah!! thats not me

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Flier: 9:32am On Mar 31, 2020
Fuckkkkkkkk up nation,so those below the age of 60 years should go and die ? grin grin
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by okomile(f): 9:32am On Mar 31, 2020
My mother is 86 and lives in Shogunle
If it gets to her, I will create a thread for it


Just find it difficult to believe politicians

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Nnatuu: 9:32am On Mar 31, 2020
iammo:
cool




God Bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu

God Bless babatunde fashola

God bless Ambode

God bless Sanwo olu


This relief material would get to Ipobian dunce who migrated from the backward Aba and they would finish eating it and come online to insult Tinubu's legacy as the ingrate yamree that they are, they would insult yorubas with the food we fed them, while all their Audo billionaire from Sad Yeast wont donate a kobo


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Sicko
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by idonhammer: 9:33am On Mar 31, 2020
Oga to get all your details including all your family members details is as simple as buying a recharge card.Only in Nigeria people take scammers for granted.


Nickshrapnel:
I thought it was a scam message, but then I wondered how a scammer would have gotten my full name and address correctly
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Ezmans: 9:33am On Mar 31, 2020
iammo:
cool




God Bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu

God Bless babatunde fashola

God bless Ambode

God bless Sanwo olu


This relief material would get to Ipobian dunce who migrated from the backward Aba and they would finish eating it and come online to insult Tinubu's legacy as the ingrate yamree that they are, they would insult yorubas with the food we fed them, while all their Audo billionaire from Sad Yeast wont donate a kobo


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3 cups of rice with maggi

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by iammo(m): 9:33am On Mar 31, 2020
Blackfire:
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On behalf of the yorubas we reject this impostor .


mscheew.. ari otito ma wi, se white call it black lick asses all you care, i trust others from that other side not to be coward and ass lickers and speak the damn truth damning political correctness
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by anonimi: 9:34am On Mar 31, 2020
iammo:
Even your pics clearly showed Bulion Van of Tinubu's money he was willing to dash out to people in front of his gate, and he also pledge 200m.. what has any of your Governors who served ibo land done with their lifes after.

Why do you think I am not a Lagosian
Because I factually criticise your JagaBandit consistently?
Get a grip on yourself bro.



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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by 9jaRealist: 9:34am On Mar 31, 2020
nazablossom:
They should have informed people before sending out the message.

It’s been on the news for several days...
I even posted a picture here on NL of Gov Pontus Pilate inspecting the foods.
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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Ghostmode2two(m): 9:34am On Mar 31, 2020
I think medication should be included as most of these aged people are suffering from internal disease or the other. The state government thinks it is only food these group of people need?
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by maasoap(m): 9:35am On Mar 31, 2020
sexiestharam:
You are putting lagosians on lock down yet you want them to queue to get food. The coronavirus spread you are trying to avoid would even be worse in those kind of queues. And they are the demographic that are most vulnerable to the disease. May God help our elderly.

How did you come across the idea of "queue"? I meant, where did you see that in the report? Ability to read, to comprehend and to deduct are not the same sha

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by LabDNA: 9:36am On Mar 31, 2020
iammo:
cool




God Bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu

God Bless babatunde fashola

God bless Ambode

God bless Sanwo olu


This relief material would get to Ipobian dunce who migrated from the backward Aba and they would finish eating it and come online to insult Tinubu's legacy as the ingrate yamree that they are, they would insult yorubas with the food we fed them, while all their Audo billionaire from Sad Yeast wont donate a kobo


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Morufu Abikurudeen, the 'audio package' is fake and an avenue for Jagabandit to loot funds meant for your children's children. I know that a 'baba sope' 'tuale' slave like you think you don't deserve better, but at least your grandchildren do.

It was never their making to have a demented, lazy and mentally incompentent enslaved ewedu-gobbling nincompoop like you as their progenitor. grin

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Chamber2000: 9:37am On Mar 31, 2020
iammo:


you only embarrased people who raised you, trying to fight a stranger... you were raised crude so its not your fault
You spend all your life on nairaland with your different moniker promoting hate and bile while the same politicians you are fighting for don't fucking care about you.

You live on changing moniker from solmus to solmusdesign and now this one but your life can't boast of anything reasonable.

Grow up and stop snorting on these politicians arse for it doesn't add anything to your life.

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by BrutusOj(m): 9:37am On Mar 31, 2020
pacco6ixty9:
Seriously the State. Government n State Government Ain't Ready For The Fight Against Covid -19.
No Food No Money No Test Kits. las las we all go die here...
Coronavirus can't kill you bro. You don jump other serious diseases pass several times, na so this one go waka pass too. You no go even know se u get the virus, u go drink ur normal monkey tail, eat mama sikira peppered kpomo onto the waka d go till the story of Coronavirus fade from the world. Na today wey we d face hardlife? U think se d pure water wey u de drink for road side really pure?
Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by iammo(m): 9:37am On Mar 31, 2020
LabDNA:


Morufu Abikurudeen, the 'audio package' is fake and an avenue for Jagabandit to loot funds meant for children's children. I know that a 'baba sope' 'tuale' slave like you think you don't deserve better but at least your grandchildren do.

It is never their making to have a demented, lazy and mentally enslaved ewedu-gobbling nincompoop like you as their progenitor. grin

shut up people got SMS and relief package is on the way.. respect Jagaban

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by iammo(m): 9:39am On Mar 31, 2020
Chamber2000:
You spend all your life on nairaland with your different moniker promoting hate and bile while the same politicians you are fighting for don't fucking care about you.

You live on changing moniker from solmus to solmusdesign and now this one but your life can't boast of anything reasonable.

Grow up and stop snorting on these politicians arse for it doesn't add anything to your life.


you should grow up and counter facts with facts and stop throwing insults.. we know you people forming nonsense and beggin up and down on all give away thread.. advise your self first

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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by 9jaRealist: 9:39am On Mar 31, 2020
Ghostmode2two:
I think medication should be included as most of these aged people are suffering from internal disease or the other. The state government thinks it is only food these group of people need?

So you want government to just go collect Alabukun medicine and distribute to elders, regardless of whether they have prescriptions or not...smh
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Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by anonimi: 9:39am On Mar 31, 2020
loveliveshere:
Come back here you bag of shit.
All of a sudden you don't wanna trade insult, but you had the guts to insult a whole ethnic group.
I'll just pretend like your stupidity isn't oozing, I will take a walk, but next time, watch your back.
Omo Iran kiran

Just like the bastaard he follows like a senseless housefly following a corpse into the grave.






Babasessy:

Awo Family Without An Awo By Sam Omatseye (The Offensive Article)

The Awolowo rebirth in the Southwest has inspired gongs, songs and rhetoric of sorts. But they have missed one point.

It occurred to me in Abeokuta last week amidst the big crowds and euphoria of the swearing-in of Senator Ibikunle Amosun as governor. In all the states from Lagos to Edo, where Awo has witnessed ideological resurgence, hardly a single family member has played a role.

So we have an Awo family without an Awo. That is an irony. But history overwhelms us with this sort of twist. Obafemi Awolowo toiled for his reputation. His roots were lowly, he toiled to school both home and abroad, launched into careers in law, business, journalism and eventually politics. He carved a niche for himself, and became the first methodical and charismatic leftist in our history.  Other leftists abounded but they did not inspire comparable drama and following.

He faced tribulations, went to jail, failed in elections, won a few, but he imprinted his ideas and legacy in the country, and no single mortal has beaten him in the history of this country. His greatest achievement was in the area of ideas, and that was how he fashioned a family. Most families are born of biology but his issued from ideology. That family suffered with him.

In a spoof of Jesus Christ, these were the men who followed him in his teachings, and endured with him in his temptations. So he formed a kingdom for them in the Southwest, in the old Western Region, presiding over his projects, his legacies and people.

In all of these, the family he had was not his flesh and blood. In another spoof of Christ, who were his family anyway? Those who were with him must be counted as his family. So, I combed in the ambience of Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN), and I found none. I went to Ogun, I frisked the crowd under Amosun’s bower, hardly any. Around Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola in Osun, I could not lay a finger. With Governor Kayode Fayemi in Ekiti, where are the forbears of Awo? Yet, I can hear the chants of Awo. Hardly in any of the inaugural speeches or any of their other public intervention would you miss the philtre and filter of Awo from these gentlemen. To parody Novelist Joseph Conrad, they are the sparks from Awo’s sacred fire, the messengers of the might within the man.

Already all of them are pursuing the legacy ideas of Awo: free education, free health services, infrastructural development, urban renewal and economic engineering.

Lagos has posted itself as the John the Baptist. The others are putting up valiant efforts, and the world of course is watching to see how well they will perform. It will call for great work, resourcefulness and cooperation. They are the real Awoists, and Awo was a man of rigour and vigour.

The Awo son that many expected to take after the father was Olusegun, who unfortunately died in a car crash. We shall never know if he could have pulled it off.  But the others have not shown much of the paterfamilias’ brio and depth. In the past decade, under this republic, they have blended with the wrong crowd. Even H.I.D, hobnobbed with Alao-Akala, who brought illiteracy to governance; with Oyinlola who turned the grace of office into a hell-hole of despots; with Daniel who could not arrest his quick fall into megalomania.

I wrote once that this woman whom Awo once described as the jewel of inestimable value has lost value to his cause. If he came back to life, he would have committed the extraordinary act of divorce after death. Even his newspaper, The Tribune, has so stumbled and fallen that it swims in Awo’s vomit.

Groucho Max, one of the funniest satirists in American history, said of a man that he got his looks from his father. Then he quipped, “He was a plastic surgeon.” That means the son is not his real son, or he did not inherit his natural looks. Ideologically, when we talk of Awo’s family, the chief inheritor is Asiwaju Bola Tinubu as the leader of all the others. He was the one who stuck his neck out. He could have lost his life or ended his career in politics. The so-called real Awolowos who bear his surname cannot come up for mention. They are Awolowos but not Awoists. They stabbed their father in the back. They have committed ideological parricide.

The only person that made a real try was Awolowo-Dosunmu in the early 1990s and she lost roundly. She was accused of trying to ride her father’s coattail. Political families are good for democracies. They can exemplify the high ideals of diligence, dignity, ideas, character. We have seen these in such families as the Kennedys, the Adamses, the Roosevelts, the Ghandis. They just don’t claim family. They appeal to the high ideals that endeared the families to their societies.

It’s also an irony that these families are falling into twilight. Some of them have vanished. Enoch Powell, a British MP, once gave us the famous line: “All political lives, unless they are cut off midstream at a happy juncture, end in failure because that is the nature of politics and human affairs.”

Columnist Ambassador Dapo Fafowora adverted to this idea in a recent outing, and I debated it with him afterwards. I don’t believe that a political life should be judged by how it ends but what it means. The quote is often missed by many who mistake “careers” for “lives.” A political life should be judged by its legacies. If we judged Awo by how he ended, we would look at him only as the loser to Shagari. That is why I see an intrinsic mischief in Enoch’s quote. But I would agree that political families end also in failure if you judge how they peter out and not the legacy.

Awo’s legacy is alive and well. Members of other families in flesh and blood can carry on. Immediate families tend to suffer from what an author, Noemie Emery, describes as dynastic curse. The children tend to be intimidated by the standards set by the fathers. So they just don’t want to try. They feel they cannot match them or come even close.  The problem probably comes from the fathers themselves. The Adams, who produced important presidents, later gave birth to moral vagrants and drunks. The Bush daughters showed themselves as party girls when their father was contesting the political battle of his life.

But Joe Kennedy groomed his sons assiduously, and they excelled in politics. They also had a fair share of tragedies. Ted Kennedy regained his sobriety and voice in America after a season of debauchery. In Nigeria, we are seeing the Sarakis fade. A Saraki – Bukola - is wiping out the Sarakis from politics. It is a classic case of oedipal tragedy, something I predicted earlier this year on this page.

It is not late though for the flesh-and-blood Awolowos to join their father’s fold. But they must be genuine. Awo was the most important Yoruba personage in history after Oduduwa. They had stellar men like Oranmiyan, Balogun Latosa, Lisabi, Sodeke, et al. None of them had the unifying vision and organisational acumen that Awolowo gave the race. The wife, children and grandchildren should not watch others glow in his jewel without them.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/columnist/monday/sam-omatseye/index.1.html



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