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My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody:
Women are really funny. This lady that lives few minutes walk from my place buzzed me. After much chats and whining, shakara and promises she came over. She met me playing video game and smoking. She requested for Netflix. I immediately put it for her, I engaged her in discussion and focused on my phone as well.


After a while she said I should share WiFi for her that she wants to watch Porn because the movie I put for her is not interesting. I smiled and I connected my WiFi for her and paid even more attention to my phone while I heard moans of porns from her phone.

Me gan, I locked up. Later she stood up and came to where I was sitting and requested for the TV remote to switch to another movie. She got to where I was sitting and requested to drag from my smoke. I told her No, that she’s not strong for it. Then she sat down where I was sitting and requested I help her scratch her leg. I told her to place the legs on my lap.


Immediately she placed her leg on my lap she felt a bulge on my groin area. Actually I don’t know what was going on because I was fixed on my phone not knowing Mr man was at alert.

She made funny jokes and kept on and on about the bulge. I kept quite and minded my business. Later she pretended like she’s sleeping, so I placed her legs on the chair very well and headed for the kitchen. Right now I want to cook, wash plate and wash some clothes, it will make me not pay attention to her advances. She’s seducing me. angry angry


This is a reminder that these women around you are Hot as much as we men. But the moment you try to initiate the sex or fall for any of her advances, you become the initiator. grin You raped her sef. It’s always like that. It’s a psychological something.


There’s a stage you’ll get to, you’ll start fvcking ONLY intellectual women and not every pvssy that agreed to visit you but in real sense came to fvck but won’t admit to it and still make you feel guilt that you forced her.

What am I saying sef.
Am I communicating?


Any questions? One after the other please. angry
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Homeboiy: 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2020
undecided

Boredom is affecting u
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Spanishmilf(m): 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2020
Na everyday u dey get Experience
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Bluehill1051: 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2020
Another lie again!
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Professorcplus(m): 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2020
Stupidity and Click bait topics are like 5 & 6 grin
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 1:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
Spanishmilf:
Na everyday u dey get Experience
every situation you face reshapes your life experience.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ay04z(m): 1:57pm On Mar 31, 2020
Bleep the hell outa her puna.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:00pm On Mar 31, 2020
Bluehill1051:
Another lie again!
i really don’t understand why you lots think every post is lying.


Brah, don’t think because you are there and feeling less of yourself, you think every other man out there is like that. I do things bro. Your best life experience might be my worst life experience.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2020
Ay04z:
Bleep the hell outa her puna.
and after?
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2020
Spanishmilf:
Na everyday u dey get Experience
sometimes, I go don click before checking the name, and since he go don open, I go just read am like thag
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2020
southniyikaye:
sometimes, I go don click before checking the name, and since he go don open, I go just read am like thag
continue bro. Soon you’ll see the light in my writing. grin
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
continue bro. Soon you’ll see the light in my writing. grin

Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by DonEd(m): 2:07pm On Mar 31, 2020
Ur point exactly?
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Mar 31, 2020
DonEd:
Ur point exactly?
even if you are a school cert holder, you should understand what I wrote up there. angry
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
Women are really funny. This lady that lives few minutes walk from my place buzzed me. After much chats and whining, shakara and promises she came over. She met me playing video game and smoking. She requested for Netflix. I immediately put it for her, I engaged her in discussion and focused on my phone as well.


After a while she said I should share WiFi for her that she wants to watch Porn. I smiled and I connected my WiFi for her and paid even more attention to my phone while I heard moans of porns from her phone.

Me gan, I locked up. Later she stood up and came to where I was sitting and requested for the TV remote to switch to another movie. She got to where I was sitting and requested to drag from my smoke. I told her No, that she’s not strong for it. Then she sat down where I was sitting and requested I help her scratch her leg. I told her to place the legs on my lap.


Immediately she placed her leg on my lap she felt a bulge on my groin area. Actually I don’t know what was going on because I was fixed on my phone not knowing Mr man was at alert.

She made funny jokes and kept on and on about the bulge. I kept quite and minded my business. Later she pretended like she’s sleeping, so I placed her legs on the chair very well and headed for the kitchen. Right now I want to cook, wash plate and wash some clothes, it will make me not pay attention to her advances. She’s seducing me. angry angry


This is a reminder that these women around you are more hornier than we men. But the moment you try to initiate the sex or fall for any of her advances, you become the accused. You raped her sef. It’s always like that.


There’s a stage you’ll get to, you’ll start fvcking only intellectual women and not every pvssy that agreed to visit you but in real sense came to fvck but won’t admit to it and still make you feel guilt that you forced.

What am I saying sef? Am I communicating you brah?
Hehehehe, lots of funny characters on NL. U sef grin grin.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Lamanii22(f): 3:25pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
continue bro. Soon you’ll see the light in my writing. grin
Loool... Why not change your moniker?
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
Lamanii22:
Loool... Why not change your moniker?
not changing. Very soon everyone here will understand some post are just for fun while others should be taken for the message it was intended to pass.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Starboytwo(m): 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
I think your super bored,


But continue
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 31, 2020
light099:
Hehehehe, lots of funny characters on NL. U sef grin grin.
Yes!!! another brother has seen the light in my post. Welcome cheesy
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 31, 2020
Starboytwo:
I think your super bored,


But continue
is there anything like super bored? grin

You are “bored” while I am “super bored” abi? grin

Idiot.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Starboytwo(m): 3:43pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
is there anything like super bored? grin

You are “bored” while I am “super bored” abi? grin

Idiot.
wahrah man
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ay04z(m): 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
and after?
again and again till ur strength carries u
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody:
Ay04z:
again and again till ur strength carries u
grin naah bro. It’s always like that when you don’t know your worth.



I don’t sleep with woman because the puss is free. Never!!! If it’s free then I’ll make her bring it to me as a sacrifice. She’ll please me first before I dig in.


Cheap sex doesn’t make you a man bro. grin
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by rex444(m): 4:45pm On Mar 31, 2020
man av been looking for smoke ...shiii!!! anyway the part where U have a bulge and didn't know.....U numb as Bleep
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by DriggityDre: 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
There has recently been a spike of "Photos" in different topics on the romance section.
Where the photo dey?!
Olumo rock fall on you, OP angry
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by DriggityDre: 4:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
angry
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by culf: 4:57pm On Mar 31, 2020
kudos to you, you made plenty sense jare.

I have been in such scenario myself before, severally.


That is why I get angry when I hear of guys begging for sex or raping ladies, for watin na!!;
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2020
rex444:
man av been looking for smoke ...shiii!!! anyway the part where U have a bulge and didn't know.....U numb as Bleep
lol. When your mind is onto something good bro. Nothing else matter.


I know I wasn’t in for any of her seduces, I didn’t care to know if big man was up or not. On its own it will still mellow down.



Lol @smoke. Mehn!!! Immediately I heard about the lockdown. You know those small containers they use to sell salad at fast foods?. I bought enough weed, processed it and filled two of the container. grin

E go last me one month sef. I’m not a heavy smoker, just two “tie” for the whole day. Except when any of my “sisters” that smoke is around. That kind thing. grin
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 31, 2020
DriggityDre:
There has recently been a spike of "Photos" in different topics on the romance section.
Where the photo dey?!
Olumo rock fall on you, OP angry
I dodge am #Rock falls on Buhari# grin
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 31, 2020
culf:
kudos to you, you made plenty sense jare.

I have been in such scenario myself before, severally.


That is why I get angry when I hear of guys begging for sex or raping ladies, for watin na!!;
Aha!!! Another brother has been the light. Welcome bro. Please come forward let everyone see you. grin
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by rex444(m): 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
lol. When your mind is onto something good bro. Nothing else matter.


I know I wasn’t in for any of her seduces, I didn’t care to know if big man was up or not. On its own it will still mellow down.



Lol @smoke. Mehn!!! Immediately I heard about the lockdown. You know those small containers they use to sell salad at fast foods?. I bought enough weed, processed it and filled two of the container. grin

E go last me one month sef. I’m not a heavy smoker, just two “tie” for the whole day. Except when any of my “sisters” that smoke is around. That kind thing. grin
you have motivated me, I don send out ...O cannur coman kii my self ooooo...lemme save for already raining days ....
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ballary(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
Women are really funny. This lady that lives few minutes walk from my place buzzed me. After much chats and whining, shakara and promises she came over. She met me playing video game and smoking. She requested for Netflix. I immediately put it for her, I engaged her in discussion and focused on my phone as well.


After a while she said I should share WiFi for her that she wants to watch Porn because the movie I put for her is not interesting. I smiled and I connected my WiFi for her and paid even more attention to my phone while I heard moans of porns from her phone.

Me gan, I locked up. Later she stood up and came to where I was sitting and requested for the TV remote to switch to another movie. She got to where I was sitting and requested to drag from my smoke. I told her No, that she’s not strong for it. Then she sat down where I was sitting and requested I help her scratch her leg. I told her to place the legs on my lap.


Immediately she placed her leg on my lap she felt a bulge on my groin area. Actually I don’t know what was going on because I was fixed on my phone not knowing Mr man was at alert.

She made funny jokes and kept on and on about the bulge. I kept quite and minded my business. Later she pretended like she’s sleeping, so I placed her legs on the chair very well and headed for the kitchen. Right now I want to cook, wash plate and wash some clothes, it will make me not pay attention to her advances. She’s seducing me. angry angry


This is a reminder that these women around you are more hornier than we men. But the moment you try to initiate the sex or fall for any of her advances, you become the accused. You raped her sef. It’s always like that.


There’s a stage you’ll get to, you’ll start fvcking only intellectual women and not every pvssy that agreed to visit you but in real sense came to fvck but won’t admit to it and still make you feel guilt that you forced her.

What am I saying sef.
Am I communicating?


Any questions? One after the other please. angry
Nice post,I have experienced shit like this before, girls can pretend very well, only a few will take the bold step.
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