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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by airmark(m): 8:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
sylvalord:
You must be an unprofessional stand-up comedian, that must be why you always laugh at the beginning of those jokes you call arguments and opinions.

How can a great CM brag with 73 career assists in 709 matches? That's shameful to say the least.

Compare this terrible assists stats to those of Lampard, Gerrard, Modric and make a sensible conclusion, devoid of useless smilies to conceal your sorrow on the overrated albino.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by airmark(m): 8:59pm On Mar 31, 2020
Melvyn11:
Let's pretend like lampard 102 primer league assist in 609matches is not shameful when compared to others.

When compared to 73 assists in 709 matches, it's not shameful. It can only be shameful to you, if you got F9 in your Maths, which won't be surprising to me, based on your foolish contributions in this section.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2020
This one has started throwing insults. When they call you rapist and ex convict now you will start looking for Sango to swear upon cheesy cheesy.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 9:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Expert17:


He cant extend his peak to Man city grin grin

Aguero took over the Pk
At what age. That season at city was pension. Remove penalties from Lampard's goals at Chelsea, he still stands above anyone.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2020
Melvyn11:

All those are okoto meow in fancy language my g. Lampard Epl record remains 102assists in 609matches. When compared to others those figures are laughable. Ok let me even indulge you out of the goodness of my heart. so lampard produced only 5 assists in 182matches for West Ham and City?
Exactly + 30goals.A great percentage of which were as subs. Not the best of stats but still okay for young player + pensioner
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 9:36pm On Mar 31, 2020
@Melvyn11 If I may ask who are those players you are comparing Lamps stat with?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 9:37pm On Mar 31, 2020
Open Question:

if you were in Ighalo's shoes right now with the start he's made and obviously being in Ole's plans going forward, would you take an offer of £150k to remain in United on a 2/3-year contract or return to Shanghai on a £400k offer?

state your personal reasons grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by airmark(m): 9:40pm On Mar 31, 2020
Swissh:
This one has started throwing insults. When they call you rapist and ex convict you will start looking for Sango to swear upon cheesy cheesy.

Don't be a biatch. Only a fool will say 1 assist in 6 is laughable like 1 in 10.

Modric has similar assists stats as Lampard, don't be a dullard. We are talking about the poorest among them all, Scholes. If you want to compare your useless midfielders with Lampard, tag me on it on your fvcking thread.

If you call me a rapist, but can't prove it, then you are a goat. I can prove the foolishness in comparing 1 assist in 6 matches to 1 assist in 10 matches.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by purpleprincess: 9:44pm On Mar 31, 2020
airmark:


How can a great CM brag with 73 career assists in 709 matches? That's shameful to say the least.

Compare this terrible assists stats to those of Lampard, Gerrard, Modric and make a sensible conclusion, devoid of useless smilies to conceal your sorrow on the overrated albino.
Please remind me of how many UCL open play goals Hazard has in over 50 UCL appearances? grin

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by airmark(m): 9:49pm On Mar 31, 2020
purpleprincess:
Please remind me of how many UCL open play goals Hazard has in over 50 UCL appearances? grin

I hammered on career assists of the great Scholes. I didn't limit it to Ucl or open play whatever. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 9:50pm On Mar 31, 2020
airmark:


How can a great CM brag with 73 career assists in 709 matches? That's shameful to say the least.

Compare this terrible assists stats to those of Lampard, Gerrard, Modric and make a sensible conclusion, devoid of useless smilies to conceal your sorrow on the overrated albino.
Shut up you duck. Should we compare Paul Scholes champions league goals from open play to Hazard's? If we do that, you won't believe they are both footballers. You'd think one of them is a dancer that specializes in shakushaku. No wonder the idiot is having a hazardous season with Real madrid.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by purpleprincess: 9:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
airmark:


I hammered on career assists of the great Scholes. I didn't limit it to Ucl or open play whatever. grin
You choose to hammer on Career assists, I choose to hammer on UCL goals . Must we hammer on the same nail? grin

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by airmark(m): 9:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
sylvalord:
Shut up you duck. Should we compare Paul Scholes champions league goals from open play to Hazard's? If we do that, you won't believe they are both footballers. You'd think one of them is a dancer that specializes in shakushaku. No wonder the idiot is having a hazardous season with Real madrid.

I didn't put condition when i checked career assists of Scholes to be fair to him. Why all these conditions for Hazard? grin

Scholes' 73 assists in 709 matches is a disgrace to Man utd in particular, and English football in general, if he was the best CM of his era in England. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:57pm On Mar 31, 2020
5 Assists in 186 Games for West ham, Man city and that Hunters league in US.............

Useless Lampard grin grin grin grin grin

Even Sunday Mba will do better

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 10:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
Expert17:
5 Assists in 186 Games for West ham, Man city and that Hunters league in US.............

Useless Lampard grin grin grin grin grin

Even Sunday Mba will do better
You still haven't told us why Scholes was receiving 0 votes all through his balon dor nominations,failed to win United player of the season once and only appeared twice in Pfa team of the year after 19seasons cheesy cheesy.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by airmark(m): 10:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
purpleprincess:
You choose to hammer on Career assists, I choose to hammer on UCL goals . Must we hammer on the same nail? grin

You must be seen to be 'fair' in this case, even if you are dark in complexion.

We are analysing a player based on his complete contributions to his club in all competitions, not only Ucl football.

Also referees don't cancel 'unopened play' goals. All goals count for highest goal scorer of a tournament. So your dark conditions used, are unacceptable on this 'fair' table.

Career assists, bring them. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Victornezzar: 10:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
ChristineC:
Open Question:

if you were in Ighalo's shoes right now with the start he's made and obviously being in Ole's plans going forward, would you take an offer of £150k to remain in United on a 2/3-year contract or return to Shanghai on a £400k offer?

state your personal reasons grin
I'll go for the Shanghai deal.... I've accomplished my dream to play for my fav club and made a name there

I might get drafted out of the team in such an unlike manner knowing fully well that the club has young guns coming up

It's always best to leave when the ovation is high

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by purpleprincess: 10:10pm On Mar 31, 2020
airmark:


You must be seen to be 'fair' in this case, even if you are dark in complexion.

We are analysing a player based on his complete contributions to his club in all competitions, not only Ucl football.

Also referees don't cancel 'unopened play' goals. All goals count for highest goal scorer of a tournament. So your dark conditions used, are unacceptable on this 'fair' table.

Career assists, bring them. grin
I will bring career assists after you bring career UCL goals from open play. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2020
Swissh:

You still haven't told us why Scholes was receiving 0 votes all through his balon dor nominations,failed to win United player of the season once and only appeared twice in Pfa team of the year after 19seasons cheesy cheesy.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 10:29pm On Mar 31, 2020
Melvyn11:
Let's pretend like lampard 102 primer league assist in 609matches is not shameful when compared to others.

Who are the others?

By the time we finish this conversation, you will be campaigning for Lampard to redistribute his goals and assists to the eunuchs.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 10:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
Victornezzar:

I'll go for the Shanghai deal.... I've accomplished my dream to play for my fav club and made a name there

I might get drafted out of the team in such an unlike manner knowing fully well that the club has young guns coming up

It's always best to leave when the ovation is high

The Shanghai deal is a ruse by his agent to squeeze more money out of Manure jare. China that has introduced salary cap of £49k per week on new deals. Who want catch corona?

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Victornezzar: 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2020
Ibime:


The Shanghai deal is a ruse by his agent to squeeze more money out of Manure jare. China that has introduced salary cap of £49k per week on new deals. Who want catch corona?
His Agent should know that Uncle Ed no dey do Fada Christmas again

I don’t see him leaving Utd though
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 10:42pm On Mar 31, 2020
Ibime:


Who are the others?

By the time we finish this conversation, you will be campaigning for Lampard to redistribute his goals and assists to the eunuchs.
I am looking forward to his answers to this.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2020
pamcode:
I am looking forward to his answers to this.

The others must be Messi and Ronaldo, Henry and Van Nistelrooy.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Melvyn11: 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2020
pamcode:
@Melvyn11 If I may ask who are those players you are comparing Lamps stat with?
Go and look at David Silva, Beckham and Fabregas Epl assist records with matches played and compare to your Lampard.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
Melvyn11:

Go and look at David Silva, Beckham and Fabregas Epl assist records with matches played and compare to your Lampard.
The lst two played predominantly as wingers. Fabregas is the only midfielder whether central or attacking that is heads and shoulder above Lamps in terms of assist.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
Melvyn11:

Go and look at David Silva, Beckham and Fabregas Epl assist records with matches played and compare to your Lampard.
You did not need to add Fabregas. Everybody knows he is the kingpin. He has 9 more assists than lampard with 259games less.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Melvyn11: 11:08pm On Mar 31, 2020
pamcode:
The lst two played predominantly as wingers. Fabregas is the only midfielder whether central or attacking that is heads and shoulder above Lamps in terms of assist.
Save your okoto meow for any one interested. After checking and seeing their respective assists ratio per matches you should stop disturbing us about 102assists in 609matches.

Melvyn11:
Let's pretend like lampard 102 primer league assist in 609matches is not shameful when compared to others.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pamcode(m): 11:12pm On Mar 31, 2020
Melvyn11:

Save your okoto meow for any one interested. After checking and seeing their respective assists ratio per matches you should stop disturbing us about 102assists in 609matches.



Lol Please how am I disturbing you? You can kindly ignore my posts if you feel 'disturbed'. I no sha use your hand quote my post.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Melvyn11: 11:17pm On Mar 31, 2020
pamcode:
Lol Please how am I disturbing you? You can kindly ignore my posts if you feel 'disturbed'. I no sha use your hand quote my post.
I didn't mean you specifically. The people know themselves.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 12:19am On Apr 01, 2020
Melvyn11:

Go and look at David Silva, Beckham and Fabregas Epl assist records with matches played and compare to your Lampard.

All top names. What of their goal record?

Few midfielders like the ones above drive Mercedes when it comes to assists, but live in Boys-quarters when it comes to goals.

Some midfielders drive Tokunbo (assists) but live in Mansion (goals) eg Dele Alli

Lampard is one of select few central midfielders that drive Mercedes and live in Mansion.

Be Kwayet!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Melvyn11: 12:34am On Apr 01, 2020
Ibime:


All top names. What of their goal record?

Few midfielders like the ones above drive Mercedes when it comes to assists, but live in Boys-quarters when it comes to goals.

Some midfielders drive Tokunbo (assists) but live in Mansion (goals) eg Dele Alli

Lampard is one of select few central midfielders that drive Mercedes and live in Mansion.

Be Kwayet!
Look for someone else who is looking for goals. You saw my post specifically talking about assists you jumped in now you are asking about goals. Okoto meow in any language is always okoto.

Melvyn11:
Let's pretend like lampard 102 primer league assist in 609matches is not shameful when compared to others.

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