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pDudd:
Kids were playing upstairs, I did the thing in my living room for the first time yesterday.

It was lit.

Sneaky sneaky is sweeter

Dicktion:
Sneaky sneaky is sweeter

I swear.

bukatyne:


Try the arm of the settee, holding the center table or TV console.

Corodele or Corobuchi or Coroaisha

hmmmmmmm...Okokobiokor

Similarly, a 38-year-old civil servant, Mr Francis Ukphore, said he never enjoyed staying at home.

“I have a wife who nags a lot, she reacts to every little thing.

This is my current GF...God help me

ijustdey:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/stay-at-home-order-lagos-husbands-narrate-experiences/

I smell lies.

I just hope the rate of domestic violence will not increase.

pDudd:
I swear.

I know say you go Wan try am again

fairy88:
Doing it in kitchen is very delicious

hmmmmmmmm....

That one say women are trying.
Na so o.
But he is talking about real women o

pDudd:
1.We have stairs but kids will see. They may just wanna come downstairs and see what they aren't supposed to.

2. The ironing table is the thin type and too fragile.

3. .I wanted to use the guest room downstairs but her parents often sleep there when they are around. Didn't wanna disrespect the bed.

1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock.

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.

I'm single.
But one thing I missed a lot is weekends bear consumption and the CO on Monday at work...
Like I usually tell my best female colleague " Mondays aren't my good day at work ".
But coro don corner person for side.

Government and NGO'S should support the lockdown with bottles of bear at our doorsteps, please.

stormborn28:
hmmmmmmm...Okokobiokor

Sir?

fairy88:
Doing it in kitchen is very delicious

Fairy fairy

Are You lonely and bored this quarantine period?� why not have a chat with me? I'm here to cure your boredom.�

Oh!!� I almost forgot, my name is *MILANA* � I'm studying to become a nurse but I also love filling your whatsapp status with updates that would leave you no choice than to smile.�
Try me��
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THERE WILL BE MANY DECEMBER BORN CHILDREN CHAI!!!

bukatyne:
1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock.

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.

Freezer is in the garage. Maybe we will try garage style too.

NaijaMutant:
Only a cheating husband won't be happy about having more time for his family


What's the essence of having a family in the first place

Gbam!!!

@bukatyne,We can greet you happy idea sharing as well,If the fridge falls off,I hope he can carry Madam and dress up within seconds before the kids get to the scene...Let's pray this imposed vacant is not extended at the look of things.

bukatyne:
1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock.

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.

pDudd:
Freezer is in the garage. Maybe we will try garage style too.

Correct!

Allansmith:
@bukatyne,We can greet you happy idea sharing as well,If the fridge falls off,I hope he can carry Madam and dress up within seconds before the kids get to the scene...Let's pray this imposed vacant is not extended at the look of things.

Thank you o brother mi Allan

Hahahahahahaha!

By God's grace, all would be quickly resolved.

Check mail e,Oro kekere Kan wa...

bukatyne:
Thank you o brother mi Allan

Hahahahahahaha!

By God's grace, all would be quickly resolved.

ForeThinker:
Prayer is the key❤️

Let's pray :


Holy Spirit, as families adjust to everyone being home as businesses and schools close, we ask that You guide people in their new realities. Give spouses grace for each other. Prompt worn-out parents to speak words of kindness and encouragement to their children. Help children find creative ways to experience the beauty of all You have created and continue learning.


Amen


❤️❤️

Have mercy on me, my God, have mercy on me, for in you I take refuge. I will take refuge in the shadow of your wings until the disaster has passed.
—Psalm 57:1 (NIV)

STAY @ HOME FOLKS ... YOUR HEALTH IS YOUR WEALTH .

Together we all shall overcome ❤️❤️

While People pray to God, this one prays to holy Spirit. He solution still far rrrrr!

[quote author=ijustdey post=88164901]This post is quite funny, notice the pattern in the story, the people they called, polled whatever, could be ghost, could be real, but they didn't reach out to those blue collar workers, the kiosk abokis and the likes...

bukatyne:
1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock.

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.

The konji wey hold you no dey ordinary

NaijaMutant:
[s]Only a cheating husband won't be happy about having more time for his family :[/s]-\


What's the essence of having a family in the first place

do you know what it takes to be a husband and take care of family?

Jeferious:
The konji wey hold you no dey ordinary

The one holding you?

Sorry o!

This too shall pass.

Allansmith:
Check mail e,Oro kekere Kan wa...

Tell me here Biko or quote me on a dead thread.

bukatyne:
The one holding you?

Sorry o!

This too shall pass.

See as you dey coach man on how e go f##k im own wife. Nawa for you o

After dem go open mouth dey talk "Men are sex freaks", "Men reason with their p€nis", "the only thing a man thinks of is sex"

Jeferious:
See as you dey coach man on how e go f##k im own wife. Nawa for you o

2. After dem go open mouth dey talk "Men are sex freaks", "Men reason with their p€nis", "the only thing a man thinks of is sex"

Would you rather be the one coached?

And we just giving him ideas.

His creativity would flow and give him more styles.

2. A husband has the license to enjoy his wife as he likes. So those things don't apply.

What men should ask themselves is why the angel you married became a demon?

Dicktion:
96.85% of Nigerian husbands are lazy and unsupportive to their wives... Quote your sanitizers

You are a traitor and a backstabber to all Nigerian men

bukatyne:


Would you rather be the one coached?

And we just giving him ideas.

His creativity would flow and give him more styles.

2. A husband has the license to enjoy his wife as he likes. So those things don't apply.

Aunty, leave husband and wife alone. Find your own man and experiment your ideas with him. No be you dey help am f##k im wife before.

And no dey project your talk come my side. Me no gbadu your kitten abeg. The ones wey I dey see for real life, I never finish with them