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Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Nobody: 9:43pm On Apr 06, 2020
bukatyne:
Cool kiss kiss kiss

Do you have a balcony? Or a private staircase?

Or ironing board she can recline on?
shocked shocked shocked
Coronavirus, see what u have caused

Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by bukatyne(f): 9:43pm On Apr 06, 2020
Jeferious:
Aunty, leave husband and wife alone. Find your own man and experiment your ideas with him. No be you dey help am f##k im wife before.

And no dey project your talk come my side. Me no gbadu your kitten abeg. The ones wey I dey see for real life, I never finish with them
undecided

Forgive me for assuming you were sane.

Adios.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Nobody: 9:44pm On Apr 06, 2020
pDudd:
I swear. grin grin grin
U are matured in the act grin


As the spirit leads cheesy
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by bukatyne(f): 9:44pm On Apr 06, 2020
sassysure:
shocked shocked shocked
Coronavirus, see what u have caused
Hahahahahahaha!

What has uncle Koro caused?
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Nobody: 9:46pm On Apr 06, 2020
bukatyne:
1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock. grin

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.
shocked
I better go to bed.
I'm see in double here

Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by jayloms: 9:47pm On Apr 06, 2020
GabinoMarket:
What men should ask themselves is why the angel you married became a demon?
Maybe she was never an angel or things changed. undecided
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Jeferious: 9:52pm On Apr 06, 2020
bukatyne:
undecided

Forgive me for assuming you were sane.

Adios.
Bye Bye, sex educationist sad
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by duchaB(m): 9:57pm On Apr 06, 2020
bukatyne:
cheesy

Would you rather be the one coached? grin

And we just giving him ideas.

His creativity would flow and give him more styles.

2. A husband has the license to enjoy his wife as he likes. So those things don't apply.
I really think you stepped out of line and I don't wanna believe you were tipsy..
Even when the clown of a man was engaging you on a matter
That should be private, you continied to encourage him..

Or are porn classes now part of what you teach?

Is that how you learnt? Na wah o..
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Allansmith: 9:57pm On Apr 06, 2020
It is personal,just need your view on something ...we. An do via mail

bukatyne:
Tell me here Biko or quote me on a dead thread.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Nobody: 9:59pm On Apr 06, 2020
APCNig:
You are a traitor and a backstabber to all Nigerian men
Truth hurts bro cheesy Spare me your sermons
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by vickydevoka(m): 10:01pm On Apr 06, 2020
Evablizin:
Wow. Thank God some are enjoying the stay-at-home order.



Well to those that their wife nags a lot sorry oh the Lord is muscle and strength,you shall overcome when Covid-19 is over.
Most women nag, buh nagging get level
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by bukatyne(f): 10:03pm On Apr 06, 2020
duchaB:
I really think you stepped out of line and I don't wanna believe you were tipsy..
Even when the clown of a man was engaging you on a matter
That should be private, you continied to encourage him..

Or are porn classes now part of what you teach?

Is that how you learnt? Na wah o..
Stepped out of line?

Because I bantered with a married man on how to make his wife happy during this hard times?

Even God would be happy and give me thumbs up from above.

I propagate whatever would make a couple happy and quality sex is a huge part of it.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by bukatyne(f): 10:06pm On Apr 06, 2020
sassysure:
shocked
I better go to bed.
I'm see in double here
tongue tongue tongue
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by duchaB(m): 10:11pm On Apr 06, 2020
bukatyne:
Stepped out of line?

Because I bantered with a married man on how to make his wife happy during this hard times?

Even God would be happy and give me thumbs up from above.

I propagate whatever would make a couple happy and quality sex is a huge part of it.
Sure.. It's all good if you assume it's cool..As long as another lady out there is free to do the same for your own man..

Just know there are things which seem right but are dangerous and unethical.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by sencekompis: 10:14pm On Apr 06, 2020
SEE WOMAN SEE GBEGEE. the good ones will enjoy but Majorit iya matangaas will cook their husbands to over 1000 degree. most husbands will relocate after this lockUPP.... walai talai
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by bukatyne(f): 10:14pm On Apr 06, 2020
duchaB:
Sure.. It's all good if you assume it's cool..As long as another lady out there is free to do the same for your own man..

Just know there are things which seem right but are dangerous and unethical.
Free to do what?

Did I engage the guy outside this thread? Or insuinate anything outside his wife?

Are you sure you are not mixing things up?

Abeg o! My hands are clean and don't rope me into what I have no idea about.

Ire o!
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by duchaB(m): 10:34pm On Apr 06, 2020
bukatyne:
Free to do what?

Did I engage the guy outside this thread? Or insuinate anything outside his wife?

Are you sure you are not mixing things up?

Abeg o! My hands are clean and don't rope me into what I have no idea about

Ire o!
Issokay. Pontius Pilate.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by tete7000(m): 10:37pm On Apr 06, 2020
Evablizin:
Wow. Thank God some are enjoying the stay-at-home order.



Well to those that their wife nags a lot sorry oh the Lord is muscle and strength,you shall overcome when Covid-19 is over.
Hope you don't nag
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by deavicky(m): 10:42pm On Apr 06, 2020
Me I'm not enjoying the stay at home because I'm stuck here in lagos and I have been paying for my hotel bills I'm not smilling. The government should sent relief material to me here coupled with frustration I'm getting from the receptionist that was nice to me all the while simply because my mouth mistakenly say what is in my mind. Just simple mistake my mouth made by telling her that she is not fine, she has decided to punish me in what ever capacity she could. Make una help me beg Tayo. I am very very sorry.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by rockyh(m): 10:59pm On Apr 06, 2020
NaijaMutant:
Only a cheating husband won't be happy about having more time for his family undecided


What's the essence of having a family in the first place undecided
when she doesn't nag because a nagging wife is worse than covid 19 in the life of a man
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by lyday60(m): 11:01pm On Apr 06, 2020
My story is different o. My wife is pregnant of 8 months plus I don't even know where I will start from cos the hospital are afraid to work and my wife is about to born.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by SOJOSEPH(m): 12:22am On Apr 07, 2020
LAGOST STATE LACK MORAL RIGHT TO ENFORCE LOCKDOWN ORDER AS THE GOVERNMENT HAS FAILED TO FULFIL TERMS OF THE STAY AT HOME ORDER.

SANWO OLU GOVT PROMISED TO CREATE NEARBY MARKETS IN THE SCHOOLS CLOSE TO THE RESIDENTS. THIS IS NOT IMPLEMENTED.

PRICES OF FOOD COMMODITIES HAVE GONE UP SERIOUSLY.

PLASTIC PAINT OF GARI IS NOW N1000 FROM N400.

SUCH CLOSE BY MARKETS WAS EXPECTED TO ATTRACTS COMMODITES FROM THE STATE FOOD BANK; TO ENSURE REGULAR SUPPLY TO MEET THE DAILY NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE; SO THAT LAGOSIAN WILL NOT HAVE THEIR LITTLE CASH RESOURCES ERODED BY GOVERNMENT POLICY INDUCED INFLATION.


LASG NEEDS TO ACT FAST AND RESPONSIBLY TOO SO THAT THIS WILL NOT LEAD TO SOCIAL DISORDER OF ARMED ROBERY AND SO ON.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by darediamond(m): 12:52am On Apr 07, 2020
NwaNimo1:
Birth rate will be high by December...
Yes ooo.
You know WOMEN and DICK are Like SPERM AND PREGNANCY!
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Jeferious: 3:43am On Apr 07, 2020
duchaB:
Sure.. It's all good if you assume it's cool..As long as another lady out there is free to do the same for your own man..

Just know there are things which seem right but are dangerous and unethical.
No mind that woman. Na express she dey go like this but she no sabi. I no too blame her shaa. Na the man wey deem Nairaland fit to describe porn wey im act with im wife na im I blame.

Imagine a strange woman jump out from nowhere and start giving me unsolicited ideas on how to bang my partner. Me go draw my glasses down a bit look you properly. I will definitely be like "who be this one wey dey use style beg me for p®ick? grin
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Nobody:
Jeferious:
No mind that woman. Na express she dey go like this but she no sabi. I no too blame her shaa. Na the man wey deem Nairaland fit to describe porn wey im act with im wife na im I blame.

Imagine a strange woman jump out from nowhere and start giving me unsolicited ideas on how to bang my partner. Me go draw my glasses down a bit look you properly. I will definitely be like "who be this one wey dey use style beg me for p®ick? grin
Na wa o.

Cant people just see things as ordinary for once in their lifetime?

She dey use style beg you for prick. How?
Please click on her username and read her other threads.
Shes obviously just kidding about it all. Plus I dont see anything wrong in what shes saying.

Abi did she go to the man's WhatsApp to be telling him all that.

Na wa
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by franklingud(m): 7:10am On Apr 07, 2020
Secret affairs will be made public while some will be kept more secret
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Emotionss: 7:39am On Apr 07, 2020
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NaijaMutant:
Only a cheating husband won't be happy about having more time for his family undecided


What's the essence of having a family in the first place undecided
A husband who depends on daily income to feed his family Will not be happy with this sit at Home.

How can you be happy at home when your children are hungry ?
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by peace0813(f): 7:54am On Apr 07, 2020
I guess she was only joking

Please increase your sense of humor

duchaB:
Sure.. It's all good if you assume it's cool..As long as another lady out there is free to do the same for your own man..

Just know there are things which seem right but are dangerous and unethical.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Jeferious: 8:10am On Apr 07, 2020
Ohemababy:
Na wa o.

Cant people just see things as ordinary for once in their lifetime?

She dey use style beg you for prick. How?
Please click on her username and read her other threads.
Shes obviously just kidding about it all. Plus I dont see anything wrong in what shes saying.

Abi did she go to the man's WhatsApp to be telling him all that.

Na wa
Lekwa ha. See them. Partners in crime. May another woman teach your man sex styles. Ngwa say Amen immediately. sad
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 8:31am On Apr 07, 2020
shugaboy6102:
Some wives are really worse than covik one nine birus
Some people are worst than any deadly disease. If you have a wife that beats you up, this period will be he'll for you. If you have a husband that doest wait to bang your head against the wall, you will have brian injuries this period.
Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by Rosarie(f): 9:51am On Apr 07, 2020
fairy88:
What is this one saying?
Both men women nags, when both do the right thing in a home, it will be peaceful..

How on Earth will a man after shaving hairs under his p*** drop it on a dining table, using the word *forgot* then when the woman try to talk, they say she nags...

Women nags more, I know, but do you know the kind of man, they live with?
don't mind them
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