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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ogasmallie: 4:03pm On Apr 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
rainbow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:27pm On Apr 07, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- An Umbrella

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
StarLord112!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:30pm On Apr 07, 2020
ogasmallie:
rainbow
Welcome bro, your answer's WRONG
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:37pm On Apr 07, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Always in you;
Sometimes on you;
If I surround you,
I can kill you.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:42pm On Apr 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Warra sad

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Austineperez(m): 12:13am On Apr 08, 2020
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:19am On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
maybe water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 10:56am On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:05am On Apr 08, 2020
Nekr0N:


You had nightmares don't be lying

[img]https://media./images/d59050cf706ac69f7aac51b003031cee/tenor.gif[/img]

angry no I didn't no I'm not

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

water

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:09am On Apr 08, 2020
pu7pl3:


Warra sad

grin as in cheese?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:41am On Apr 08, 2020
Nayo08:


grin as in cheese?

No, wah er

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:26pm On Apr 08, 2020
Laugh Out Loud
- Those people that are wearing nosemasks so that people they owe money won't recognize them, God is watching you undecided
- Those that have mouth odour and are wearing nosemasks, it's time to reap the fruit of your labour grin
- We are not allowed to go out, a soldier is in front of my house. Is it okay if I send him to buy me bread? undecided
- Don't stay idle this lockdown period. Study.
I just discovered that a mosquito net has 878,334,628 holes cool
- If you call a woman a baby, she will smile, call her a child, she'll be angry
*Is baby not a child?*
- So someone can't leave church WhatsApp group in peace again?
Sister Deborah just sent me a text that I have just left the presence of God shocked
- My neighbour's daughter tried to on their gen this morning. It didnt work.
I wan con form guru, I tell her say I fit repair gen.
I don scatter the gen, ahswear I no know how to arrange am back, HELP! cry
- Stay safe, Banky cares cool
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
Laugh Out Loud
- Those people that are wearing nosemasks so that people they owe money won't recognize them, God is watching you undecided
- Those that have mouth odour and are wearing nosemasks, it's time to reap the fruit of your labour grin
- We are not allowed to go out, a soldier is in front of my house. Is it okay if I send him to buy me bread? undecided
- Don't stay idle this lockdown period. Study.
I just discovered that a mosquito net has 878,334,628 holes cool
- If you call a woman a baby, she will smile, call her a child, she'll be angry
*Is baby not a child?*
- So someone can't leave church WhatsApp group in peace again?
Sister Deborah just sent me a text that I have just left the presence of God shocked
- My neighbour's daughter tried to on their gen this morning. It didnt work.
I wan con form guru, I tell her say I fit repair gen.
I don scatter the gen, ahswear I no know how to arrange am back, HELP! cry
- Stay safe, Banky cares cool
TO BE CONTINUED

That mosquito net own na lie grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2020
pu7pl3:

That mosquito net own na lie grin
Bro, count am too nah... You will see. I didn't miss a hole cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:27pm On Apr 08, 2020
grin
BankyGee:

Bro, count am too nah... You will see. I didn't miss a hole cool

I counted it and it didn't reach that number, not even half grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:54pm On Apr 08, 2020
pu7pl3:
grin

I counted it and it didn't reach that number, not even half grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:02pm On Apr 08, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Water

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3! grin
wizi44!
walterterri555! (welcome back grin)
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 8:12pm On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - Water
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! grin wizi44! walterterri555! (welcome back grin) Nayo08! *Claps, cheers*
Thanks Bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15pm On Apr 08, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I have no feet, no hands, no wings;
Yet I climb to the sky.

What am I? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Smoke cool


Especially strange clouds from good weed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 8:32pm On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Smoke

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ogasmallie: 8:35pm On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee p ost=88235414:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I would go with clouds

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2020
pu7pl3:

Smoke cool

Especially strange clouds from good weed
Wow grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
let me make it collective, Gases

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by StarLord112(m): 8:36am On Apr 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Smoke

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:24pm On Apr 09, 2020
BankyGee:
Laugh Out Loud
- Those people that are wearing nosemasks so that people they owe money won't recognize them, God is watching you undecided
- Those that have mouth odour and are wearing nosemasks, it's time to reap the fruit of your labour grin
- We are not allowed to go out, a soldier is in front of my house. Is it okay if I send him to buy me bread? undecided
- Don't stay idle this lockdown period. Study.
I just discovered that a mosquito net has 878,334,628 holes cool
- If you call a woman a baby, she will smile, call her a child, she'll be angry
*Is baby not a child?*
- So someone can't leave church WhatsApp group in peace again?
Sister Deborah just sent me a text that I have just left the presence of God shocked
- My neighbour's daughter tried to on their gen this morning. It didnt work.
I wan con form guru, I tell her say I fit repair gen.
I don scatter the gen, ahswear I no know how to arrange am back, HELP! cry
- Stay safe, Banky cares cool
TO BE CONTINUED

grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:26pm On Apr 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

gases/vapor/smoke wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:59pm On Apr 09, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Smoke
- Gases
- Steam
- Fumes
- Vapour

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
walterterri555!
wizi44!
StarLord112!
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:05pm On Apr 09, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What do the Snowman like to eat for breakfast? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:09pm On Apr 09, 2020
ogasmallie:
I would go with clouds
cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by StarLord112(m): 8:09pm On Apr 09, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Food

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