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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:37pm On Apr 23, 2020

MASTERKRIS:
Av been following this thread since, I would like to contribute too, once in a while, greetings to you all

You're welcome bro

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:43pm On Apr 23, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- The parrot is deaf!

Winners of last riddle:-
wizi44!
loiusdthird!
pu7pl3!
walterterri555!
Nayo08!
acegodstime!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:51pm On Apr 23, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

How many species of animals did Moses take with him into The Ark?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:57pm On Apr 23, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

None, Moses didn't take any species into any ark

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 8:34am On Apr 24, 2020

None. Moses was not on the ark, Noah was.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2020

BankyGee:
I am alive bro Nah sickness hold me down, but I'm good now. Thanks for asking

Okay May Almighty God restore your health

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MASTERKRIS: 1:09pm On Apr 24, 2020

Bankygee, are you in niger?, Cos am serving there

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:19pm On Apr 24, 2020

walterterri555:

Okay May Almighty God restore your health

Amen! Thanks bro

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2020

MASTERKRIS:
Bankygee, are you in niger?, Cos am serving there

Yup
Where are you serving in Niger?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:08pm On Apr 24, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- None, Moses didn't take any species into The Ark, Noah did.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Candoit!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:14pm On Apr 24, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

If Peter's father is John's father's only son.
Who is Peter to John?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:24pm On Apr 24, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Peter is his nephew? I can't think we'll this night

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:34pm On Apr 24, 2020

pu7pl3:

Peter is his nephew? I can't think we'll this night

Hehehe... Flowz will come tomorrow cheesy

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:46am On Apr 25, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

peter is John's son

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 12:06pm On Apr 25, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Peter is John son

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 6:00pm On Apr 25, 2020

this one tough sha. I think John would be a female then and Peter the nephew.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:50pm On Apr 25, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Peter is John's son
- If John is a female, then Peter'd be her nephew

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
walterterri555!
Candoit!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:03pm On Apr 25, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

A pregnant lady named her children:
Dominique, Regina, Miracle, Fabiana, Sophie and Lara

What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MASTERKRIS: 8:03pm On Apr 25, 2020

BankyGee:

Yup
Where are you serving in Niger?

suleja

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:05pm On Apr 25, 2020

MASTERKRIS:
suleja

Wow... I'm also in Suleja

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Myrainbow333: 8:13pm On Apr 25, 2020

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 8:48pm On Apr 25, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Tilly

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Tilly

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:10pm On Apr 25, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Peter is John's son
- If John is a female, then Peter'd be her nephew

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
walterterri555!
Candoit!
*Claps, cheers*

lol, I can't believe I got this

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:13pm On Apr 25, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Is this question "what will name her children" or "what will she name her children"??

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:33pm On Apr 25, 2020

pu7pl3:

Is this question "what will name her children" or "what will she name her children"??

Thanks for spotting the mistake bro. I've made the correction. What will she name her next child?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:35pm On Apr 25, 2020

pu7pl3:

lol, I can't believe I got this

O ye man of little faith grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 12:43am On Apr 26, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

katie

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:29am On Apr 26, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Katie cos its the next one to end with an "E" following the sequence

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:07pm On Apr 26, 2020

Laugh Out Loud
- I hope these policemen have been oriented on how armed robbers look like before they go and shoot someone wearing black facemask undecided

- YAWA is when you are walking with a girl at night and she stops and says, "this is where I was killed" shocked

- Who remember's this song? This is super story, alanfenstrafensoro? undecided

- You are there pricing land instead of buying and eating food to get energy. Devil flog pass Maths teacher o grin

- The reason humans have different blood groups is so that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours tongue

- Stay safe, Banky cares cool

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 6:42pm On Apr 26, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Katie

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:08pm On Apr 26, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- TI-lly*
*The lady seems to name her children in the solfa note pattern
i.e DO-minique
RE-gina
MI-racle
FA-biana
SO-phie
LA-ra

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Candoit!
*Claps, cheers*

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