Don't wait for welders, buy chain and padlock and look for a place to chain it to.

Jestin:
I know there is hunger in the land but pls my people do not resort to stealing. Voting for Buhari by Nigerians for a second term was a huge mistake.

Buhari's second term elections is the first one I ever voted in.

I didn't vote for him.

Thank you Mr kukoyi,may you never lack by God's grace,may you never go hungry, though some people labeled me fraudster,I pray we will we never suffer,Mr kukoyi may your generation never suffer,thank you very much.���,I wish you see this message just to know am forever grateful.

Wow, thank God you later saw your generator, for one's generator to be stolen at this period won't be funny at all.

Decibel:
@Josnac, you're a comedian
"Ndia a paraala gen m oo"
Sorry my brother for the loss. While politicians are planning on a strategic looting in isolation the alobas on the streets are also planning on how to survive on lock down

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It was not a funny experience..
From what I felt last night, I now understand why some people can have the mind to burn a thief just for stealing even ordinary boxers in Aba.

I later found it sha.

Josnac:
..

It was not a funny experience..
From what I felt last night, I now understand why some people can have the mind to burn a thief just for stealing even ordinary boxers in Aba.

Aba no dey smile for thieves

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the [/b]part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!![b]

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

That bonded got me rolling on the floor

Any thief that is not robbing a politician currently should be chopped like onion.





God bless Nigeria

AmazingELixir:



Yeye Op you can't even bait or lay ambush for the thief so when he returns to carry the generator you grab him...

Waste of time, the thief must be around, he's only looking for the opportunity to move it far away.
He might even be one of those helping to look for the Gen.

He already knew the Gen has been found.

Jestin:
Voting for Buhari by Nigerians for a second term was a huge mistake.

@ will not understand.

salbis:
It always beat my imagination how sane human being will strip his fellow human of their properties bought with their hard earned money. My brother God is on your side oo, congratulations!

Our politicians are doing worst than the common thieves. Our politicians are deadlier with stone code heart feelings towards its citizens.

Jestin:
I know there is hunger in the land but pls my people do not resort to stealing. Voting for Buhari by Nigerians for a second term was a huge mistake.

the 1st term was a mistake too. A stupid president is usually voted by stupid people

dandydrey:
Where do u reside?


modified

Presently those robbers are here again in broad daylight...
Agege Lagos

Yes, they tried to come into the Abbatoir but were chased away by our trusted and unforgiving aboki fulani guys.

I hussled hard to buy a brand new big Gen for 65k. I can't be careless with it fa. I sight any movement, i shoot.

Kelvin30286063:
Buy a bigger generator or buy a chain for your small one, small generators are easily stolen especially during this dry times.
The person that will move my generator will have to scale my fence, be powerful enough to lift a 50kg sized generator over the fence and carry it all the way down the street without being spotted.

You never jam..dey dia... Dem go move your gen go another state

StupidNLmods:
Nigerians are so so evil to themselves, they won't face the politicians that landed them in mess, but face the innocent ones that are in the same system with them.
Nwanne please sharpen that cutlass very well...

Don't be quick to point finger..Similar thing happened to my friend in Ghana,till date the gen is still not found.

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!!

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

Ndi a parala my gen o!

olaztek:

Yes, they tried to come into the Abbatoir but were chased away by our trusted and unforgiving aboki fulani guys.

Please, is this for real?

When you say they were chased away, I wonder why weren't they attacked or even killed? I've also heard people say they tried entering their street but we're chased away by the street guys

Patrioticman007:

Land of the rising sun ?.

No chief, Na land of the setting moon. E get place wey crime no dey?

AmazingELixir:



Yeye Op you can't even bait or lay ambush for the thief so when he returns to carry the generator you grab him...

He won't succeed lol. You know why? The thief was also helping him look for the gen

beautyhd:
Hmmm

'ndia aparala my gen o' got me laughing.
You are lucky you saw it.

My problem with these petty thieves is stealing from struggling hustlers, they should up their games and Target the houses of top politicians and leave the innocent masses alone.

The hoodlums in lagos can take a bold step to bourdillon ikoyi and check if the bullion van is still there, we will appreciate that rather than disturbing people at agege, ogba, ikorodu etc.

Very funny, they would love to, but they can’t Tinubu house on bourdillon is well guarded wil armed men, hoodlums can do nothing with sticks and machete with local guns they carry, I stay on bourdillon so I know. This Easter period alone lots of Hoodlums(political thugs) came to his house to collect rice n money. He is their godfather��

Josnac:
Aba.

nwanne which area for aba

Artzdanielsz:
nwanne which area for aba

Ngwa road area chief.

Josnac:
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It was not a funny experience..
From what I felt last night, I now understand why some people can have the mind to burn a thief just for stealing even ordinary boxers in Aba.

I later found it sha.

Bro, thieves don deal with me, especially when I was still an undergraduate. Imagining losing two expensive phones in one week. Later, I lost 10k. As if that wasn't enough, my music box go too. That music box cost me 11k.

It was a terrible time for me. It's not as it I don't keep my things well oooh.. But when they target you, nothing can stop them until they succeed.

Today, I hate thieves with passion. If I see where they are burning them, I dont pity them at all.

Poster, you write well. I hope you are a writer?Strange how i thought an average Aba man bu onye ahia. Well done!!!

Josnac:
[b]You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

I don die
Thank God it was found and that's because you made a swift move....

salbis:
It always beat my imagination how sane human being will strip his fellow human of their properties bought with their hard earned money. My brother God is on your side oo, congratulations!

As in, I wonder!
if you no get hustle for am if it's a necessity not be to dey target someone property.
Funny thing is, when I bought the gen, I practically closed my account to buy it (should be 2015) and the idiot wan test the waters..if say I catch am sha.

Missmossy:
Nawa ooo!!

Inside life despite the lock down.

quarter of lagos is going through that now

Moralgladiator:
Ndi a parala my gen o!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGRISH

Josnac:

Aba.

Nna mehn the thing don reach aba odiegwu...stay safe and be guided forget this government... there is nothing like country