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How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by Ussycool(op): 10:25am On Apr 30, 2020
Uncles are unique Brothers of dear Parents. Some are loving while some are devils.

I have two wicked uncles, and here are my experience with them.

Uncle A.
This man wicked o.
He will send me from earth to heaven without giving me anything. He never ever dash me money in his life.
He will sent me back to shop 5x just to collect his #20 change.
He gave me knocks without offends.
He will called me mumu 20x a day.
I hate him.

Uncle B
This one can unplug my life support just to plug his phone charger.
If my dad bought me a games, he will seize it and gave it to his son.
If I took 1st position in primary school, he will protest and said I cheat during exams.
I graduate with 2nd class Degree in BCH, he told my Dad that I will hardly get a job, because my result isn't good. Chai!
I am very sure this man will sell my destiny for #100 just to buy card.

Share your experience with ur Uncles we may learn a thing.
Re: How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by Pubichairs(m): 10:50am On Apr 30, 2020
Because of my uncles


U could find "Jesus Wept" in the bible,...I don't wanna go further
Re: How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by Ussycool(op): 11:36am On Apr 30, 2020
Pubichairs:
Because of my uncles

U could find "Jesus Wept" in the bible,...I don't wanna go further
Jesus! Uncles mad o
Re: How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by Nobody: 3:04pm On Apr 30, 2020
Funny post, OP. grin

My Uncles are very nice.
Re: How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by PuZZyNegro: 3:24pm On Apr 30, 2020
Ussycool:
Uncles are unique Brothers of dear Parents. Some are loving while some are devils.

I have two wicked uncles, and here are my experience with them.

Uncle A.
This man wicked o.
He will send me from earth to heaven without giving me anything. He never ever dash me money in his life.
He will sent me back to shop 5x just to collect his #20 change.
He gave me knocks without offends.
He will called me mumu 20x a day.
I hate him.

Uncle B
This one can unplug my life support just to plug his phone charger.
If my dad bought me a games, he will seize it and gave it to his son.
If I took 1st position in primary school, he will protest and said I cheat during exams.
I graduate with 2nd class Degree in BCH, he told my Dad that I will hardly get a job, because my result isn't good. Chai!
I am very sure this man will sell my destiny for #100 just to buy card.

Share your experience with ur Uncles we may learn a thing.
I only read about uncles on my primary school textbooks.

But I have resolve to be the best uncle to my nephews and nieces.

Except when their parents start misbehaving, I withdraw myself but never being wicked to anyone.
Re: How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by lukui: 5:12pm On Apr 30, 2020
All my uncles are fun to be with. In fact I do pray to grow up and be like them.

One of them was a womaniser, he once camped two ladies in two different rooms in iur house and fxcked them simultaneously. Can't forget that incident, was in secondary sch then.


My best childhood memories were from my uncles cos dad isn't usually ahome.
Re: How Well Do You Know Your Uncles? by Ussycool(op): 9:17pm On May 01, 2020
lukui:
All my uncles are fun to be with. In fact I do pray to grow up and be like them.

One of them was a womaniser, he once camped two ladies in two different rooms in iur house and fxcked them simultaneously. Can't forget that incident, was in secondary sch then.


My best childhood memories were from my uncles cos dad isn't usually ahome.
Womanizer? That uncle na baddest o.
Hope you didn't learn much from him?
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