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1- call her like twice daily

2- don't wait until she ask yu for money,give out freely.

3 - Don't tell her she's boring

4 - kiss her on her forehead

5- whenever she tell you she's missing you, and you are not around, try your best to see her that day.

6-play with her like your sister

7- whenever she tells you,baby am sorry, try to forgive/forget.

8have special time with her and tell her how beautiful she is.

9- Don't make her cry.

10- if she cry, kiss her tears and tell her she's beautiful.

11- introduce her to your friends.

12- don't promise her heaven and earth when you don't have it.

13- hold her on her waist while walking together to make her feel protected.

14- Tell her how special she is.

15- Don't engage her with a ring if u are not sure to marry her, because women do normally get hurt.. and they Can cry nonsense

16- she's your baby , handle her with care.

17-text her in the morning and tell her you miss her.

18. Don't lay your hands on her.

19. Correct her privately when she's wrong in the public.

20. Don't buy her the world with everything but buy her your attention.

Are you working? OP

Everything listed above is meant for zee world and telemundo
That no 2.. so I’ll be giving money to her without any reason

hmm!

All is Vanity.

Balderdash

with the tough hussle to feed a family who got time for all dat... ... So u will feed her cloth her provide for kids and still do the above list to a woman

most nigerian guys are just stupid

silencer73:
1- call her like twice daily

2- don't wait until she ask yu for money,give out freely.

3 - Don't tell her she's boring

4 - kiss her on her forehead

5- whenever she tell you she's missing you, and you are not around, try your best to see her that day.

6-play with her like your sister

7- whenever she tells you,baby am sorry, try to forgive/forget.

8have special time with her and tell her how beautiful she is.

9- Don't make her cry.

10- if she cry, kiss her tears and tell her she's beautiful.

11- introduce her to your friends.

12- don't promise her heaven and earth when you don't have it.

13- hold her on her waist while walking together to make her feel protected.

14- Tell her how special she is.

15- Don't engage her with a ring if u are not sure to marry her, because women do normally get hurt.. and they Can cry nonsense

16- she's your baby , handle her with care.

17-text her in the morning and tell her you miss her.

18. Don't lay your hands on her.

19. Correct her privately when she's wrong in the public.

20. Don't buy her the world with everything but buy her your attention.

these are the lies that made us to simp in the first place.

Treat a lady like a celebrity and she will treat you like a fan

A kiss on the forehead

is it a full time job?

Some of ur points are real. Others only happen in movies

I will never be nice. I beat the hell out of women for fun.

Lostz:
is it a full time job?

Mad oo

Recipe of being a woman wrapper

OP u 4get to add washing her clothes, visit her everyday to clean her house and begging her 4 a crumb of pussy, wey ten guys dey share!

Lostz:
is it a full time job?

Full time job indeed!

OP sense full your head.. But for this lock down COMMUNICATION IS KEY!!!

Introduce her to which friend.

Wot if she no dey presentable or her English no sharp nko make she come embarrass me?
Or if na one stupid gel way dey obsessed to knack boys with qualities ur friend get.she go come nairaland dey confess how she take knack her bf best friend.
Ur never jam bad gels

Na ur kind of person gels dey take do yeye.

In fact 17,11,2,5,12 no follow

Don't call a gel twice a day.instead call her once in two days if not she will see u as a conquered, jobless lover boy that don't have a life.

Promise a gel heaven and earth so if she wanna leave u and remembers ur promise she will stay till u dump her

If a gel tells u she miss u don't rush to see her immediately wait till the following day or more let she expect u like Christmas,if she finally see u she will over value ur presence.

Lastly don't play with a gel too much or else u will lose ur respect and don't spoil her with money make she no see u as moving ATM

What about 20 Secrets Men Admire But Some ladies Doesn't Know. Oya op

@OP

No 13, na no go area in the north o!



My little advice!

This is never obtainable in reality. Only in disney/fantasy land.

My baby likes no.17 like kilode

Nawa oo. All these to please one girl eh op?? Till I'm married then I'll do that

Introduce her to your friend dat will eventually fvck her abi

Social distancing boredom is real

Hmmmm, why don't you tell us to worship her, nonsense?

silencer73:
1- call her like twice daily

2- don't wait until she ask yu for money,give out freely.

3 - Don't tell her she's boring

4 - kiss her on her forehead

5- whenever she tell you she's missing you, and you are not around, try your best to see her that day.

6-play with her like your sister

7- whenever she tells you,baby am sorry, try to forgive/forget.

8have special time with her and tell her how beautiful she is.

9- Don't make her cry.

10- if she cry, kiss her tears and tell her she's beautiful.

11- introduce her to your friends.

12- don't promise her heaven and earth when you don't have it.

13- hold her on her waist while walking together to make her feel protected.

14- Tell her how special she is.

15- Don't engage her with a ring if u are not sure to marry her, because women do normally get hurt.. and they Can cry nonsense

16- she's your baby , handle her with care.

17-text her in the morning and tell her you miss her.

18. Don't lay your hands on her.

19. Correct her privately when she's wrong in the public.

20. Don't buy her the world with everything but buy her your attention.

Relationship rules for Simps

Treat a girl like a celebrity and you'll be treated like a fan. That's all I can say.

silencer73:
1- call her like twice daily

2- don't wait until she ask yu for money,give out freely.

3 - Don't tell her she's boring

4 - kiss her on her forehead

5- whenever she tell you she's missing you, and you are not around, try your best to see her that day.

6-play with her like your sister

7- whenever she tells you,baby am sorry, try to forgive/forget.

8have special time with her and tell her how beautiful she is.

9- Don't make her cry.

10- if she cry, kiss her tears and tell her she's beautiful.

11- introduce her to your friends.

12- don't promise her heaven and earth when you don't have it.

13- hold her on her waist while walking together to make her feel protected.

14- Tell her how special she is.

15- Don't engage her with a ring if u are not sure to marry her, because women do normally get hurt.. and they Can cry nonsense

16- she's your baby , handle her with care.

17-text her in the morning and tell her you miss her.

18. Don't lay your hands on her.

19. Correct her privately when she's wrong in the public.

20. Don't buy her the world with everything but buy her your attention.

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