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ZINIBANKS:
Bro I once read it in travel section whereby a Nigerian based in Greece said there's no job
Can you clear this doubt

I had jobs

Dreyton36:
guy no kill me with laugh oooo

Bro borrow me ur own laff, mine don finish... hahahaha.
Timaya was right in his song " I travel go Malaysia just to go charge my phone"

Jackossky:
Is there anything you have done because of love which you regret anytime you remember?




Hmmm, I can remember a friend of mine that helped his new girlfriend to write an exam, this my friend (Let me call him A) is a scholar on a good day, this babe begged him to write an exam because she has failed that same exam back to back, she couldn't afford another failure. My guy being the Samaritan he is agreed but with the promise of entering the promise land after all said and done.


We the friends gingered him and some advised against it.

To cut the story short, he was caught and saved by a hair's breadth, the said girl reneged on her promise and threaten to 'finish' my guy if he make any advance towards her.

Come see how she was loyal prior the exam, this made my friend never to try such and anytime he remembers, he always seem like crying. We do taunt him till today and to cap it all, he had to pay his way out with his own money.


Share your experience...

Hmmm, this is the exact subject I don't like to share cos it always makes me wana cry when i reflect on those nostalgic memories. The thing is,when u truly feel somtin strong for someone, ur thoughts are automatically shut to its consequences ...I guess that was my case and perhaps still a weakness I've had to fight all my life.Love is beautiful and yet so tough..I've done a whole lot...things i don't tink i regret cos i did them for love.

Stevecreativex:
No job in greece kee, the dude must be a lazy ass dude or maybe looking for office job thou...

Yh office job in greece is benefited for people who finished either degree or masters from their country...

But they are a lot of menial jobs here, Is either the op is a lazy ass or he is selecting the type of job he wants..

Oh really thanks for letting me know
Cause the guy really shade the country I think he's schooling there and have forgotten his moniker and it's was one of my favorite country but I removed it from the list lol
But how do you cope with their language
Do you speak greek

grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.

Jesu!

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

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julieeni:
yes, I gave him a son, he got a place and moved in with another woman while I was with his parents. Didn't know about it until when he was posted to Abuja and we had to join him, that was when I knew he still got a house there in Abuja and moved in with same lady, while I was hustling for money to give to him to rent at least a room for us... everything came out in the open anyway and I had to come back to my parents. He got married to the lady few months after I left and she put to birth around Nov. My worse mistake

That is painful

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

This one off me I don die...

nnemekaemmanuel:
My ex once told me to stop smoking weed one time or she's gonna end the relationship lol. I was high and at the same time I was still frustrated for the kind of relationship I'm in

Stop smoking weed. You will need your lungs intact when corona comes. Stop destroying those lungs man.

ZINIBANKS:
Bro I once read it in travel section whereby a Nigerian based in Greece said there's no job
Can you clear this doubt

forget that shit tale, Greece has been a mess economically for almost, if not more than a decade now. Except he did yahoo to generate that sum. If not, just a fib.

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

Lol this story bad oo. Haha. Next time I de toast babe and she ask if I have gf I will tell her this as my breakup story. Haha

laff wan scatter my belle for this thread walahi

So you get London girlfriend? What were you expecting. Hahahahaha

Davash222:
Travelled from Lagos to Abuja to visit my 'Nigerian' girlfriend via land. On reaching to Utako park, the uber driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend.
It ended in pains.

Short girls are sweet and nice. Hahahahaha

Davash222:
She is short, abi?
Na so short girls dey do.

oglalasioux:
Which son? The one you impregnated yourself?

Let the boy grow. He'll look for his father.

Sorry for your experience, though. But never say that to a male child.

He will look for his father doesn’t mean he will love his father

Futurejoy:
He will look for his father doesn’t mean he will love his father

Says another woman.

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
[So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it]

this got me cracking

julieeni:
No I wasn't abov 30, I was just 26yrs and No, I didn't have a child. I didn't comment on this post because I wanted to gain sympathy from anyone but because I wanted everyone out there to never let their hearts to control their head. I finally had the courage to post this and most of my friends don't even know I'm out of marriage. This happened a year ago and I've moved on, I'm now stronger, wiser, I hustle legit and I'm glad things are falling back in place. I didn't lose, he lost

What do you do for a living now?

Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives..

Chai, Gracey na correct wicked somebody! Kpele Bros!!!

ubcandid:
forget that shit tale, Greece has been a mess economically for almost, if not more than a decade now. Except he did yahoo to generate that sum. If not, just a fib.

Are you in Greece.?

penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.

Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days

ZINIBANKS:
Are you in Greece.?

NO. Why do you ask?

I travelled to Abuja on road!! That’s one thing I ain’t doing again

ubcandid:
NO. Why do you ask?

But someone living there just told us how life is overthere,you are not living there and you already conclude that the place is a mess why .?

ZINIBANKS:
But someone living there just told us how life is overthere,you are not living there and you already conclude that the place is a mess why .?

because primarily I have a brain for reasoning.
Do you have guys in europe? How many of them not into runz go to greece and cyprus?
Before trump came in $500k can get you US citizenship.
You think, that money, is easy to come by? Even when naira was 140 to a dollar.

He made the money from menial jobs Wow. If their economy is so vibrant, they wouldn't be begging EU for bail out fund.

You may wonder why he stated the currency in pounds and not by 'error' in Dollars, when euros is their currency.

MedicH:
Stop smoking weed. You will need your lungs intact when corona comes. Stop destroying those lungs man.

Aight doc. Will do

nnemekaemmanuel:
Aight doc. Will do

Just don't misunderstand sir. I puy my weed in the rice i cook but I don't light it up. There's incomplete combustion going on and carbon monoxide is produced which is poisonous. Smoking is just not Good.

Emeraldfynest:
Why?

Z

ahnie:
I ve never been in love.

Mummy Zino kilode gan? Inu mi o dun soro yi o. Dakun pare?

Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives..

Omo this one is deep oo. Thank God for your experience. I will never ever try such I'd I'm in such a position. Sorry Bro

Joshforeal:
Omo this one is deep oo. Thank God for your experience. I will never ever try such I'd I'm in such a position. Sorry Bro

Pls never try fam....
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever trust a hoe... No matter what he or she had done