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Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by emusmithyy(m): 12:22pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

You cracked me really

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On May 09, 2020

BreconHills:
We use a platform called Kinteract and we use zoom for small groups and children hanging out and socializing Kinteract is very similar to FB. Yes parents pay monthly. I can get you on for a day or two to see how it feels. How old is the child?

Lol. Thanks for your reply. My mom.and wife run a school too, and this pandemic has made it difficult hence the need for something as yours. However some parents aren't literate enough to use such apps, that's why I asked if you use WhatsApp and if the parents pay for the services.. thanks

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by freethinker420(m): 12:45pm On May 09, 2020

SirWarlock:
any ideas?

Well personally for me I want to go into graphics designing..I want to learn how to create logos flyers banners e.t.c...you really don't need a high end pc to do these things and when I master this skills am gonna monetize it on one of those freelancing sites.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by BreconHills(m): 1:27pm On May 09, 2020

Jokerman:
Lol. Thanks for your reply. My mom.and wife run a school too, and this pandemic has made it difficult hence the need for something as yours. However some parents aren't literate enough to use such apps, that's why I asked if you use WhatsApp and if the parents pay for the services.. thanks

Oh nice. Yes that is a challenge. We've had to become a service centre fielding calls ranging from helping people to log on to helping them update their OS!

Yes we are certainly asking them to pay and they are paying. Not all but a large percentage.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by buklarbest: 1:49pm On May 09, 2020

valentineuwakwe:
I pity for Private schools....the people wey follow spoil Nigeria educational system!

Do you Mind explaining how they spoilt the edu atonal system?

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Slynation(m): 1:57pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Divay22(f): 1:59pm On May 09, 2020

LoydJ:
By now some students would have Forgotten their Matric number,

And besides However Bored students are during this Period they will Never ever carry their Books to Read.

Not all
I read from 2pm to 4pm early this morning before i slept...

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by tunary(m): 2:00pm On May 09, 2020

ursullalinda:
Wise decision......but I pity private school teachers........heard they are not being paid......Wonder how they will fend for themselves and their families this period.

Many of the female teachers will go into prostitution with style, the once that cannot open their legs will have to beg family and friends for survival or rather sell off any valuable they have just to feed. this is the time for everybody to unite for survival. the hardship in Nigeria now is in another level

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Jokerman(m): 2:09pm On May 09, 2020

BreconHills:
Oh nice. Yes that is a challenge. We've had to become a service centre fielding calls ranging from helping people to log on to helping them update their OS!

Yes we are certainly asking them to pay and they are paying. Not all but a large percentage.

Alright thank you... I appreciate

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by BreconHills(m): 2:33pm On May 09, 2020

Jokerman:
Alright thank you... I appreciate

Not at all. Have you tried Edmodo? Its free. Also a good incentive to getting people to pay is to set up a program with badges, awards and accolades. Parents tend to like that. Sometimes you have to gamify the experience to help them see the value. All the best!

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Legendguru: 2:36pm On May 09, 2020

Really

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by goldensoul55: 3:48pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Please what's the channel number that your kids are learning with

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Dpharisee: 4:25pm On May 09, 2020

goldensoul55:
Please what's the channel number that your kids are learning with

DSTV 317, 318 and 319

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by alphaRego01(m): 5:19pm On May 09, 2020

ksbusari:
They are using coronavirus scam to disrupt education. this shows how useless our education system is.

Thats how useless this zoo is

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Stevyne: 5:23pm On May 09, 2020

My own question be say
- Shey Admission sure this year?
- What about student with Awaiting result wey register Jamb.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by lukabewell: 5:27pm On May 09, 2020

Fake news every where,hmmm.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by nanyanuel(m): 5:37pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Wonderfully written. It really cracked me up.

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Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Onuhgabriel(m): 5:41pm On May 09, 2020

SirdimayG:
Disregard any information stating schools to resume on 1st of June. Here is a letter from ministry of education concerning the fake news

https://mobile.twitter.com/NigEducation/status/1258756192987422721

and am hearing stuff that we're resuming on the 25th of may?
o God pls i really want to start university at the age of 15yr fa.

but there's something behind this. how can you imagine in primary six (6) i didn't collect my testimonia because of strike and ebola and again S.S.S.3 to write waec/neco

coronation hmmm

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Onuhgabriel(m): 5:43pm On May 09, 2020

Disregard any information stating schools to resume on 1st of June. Here is a letter from ministry of education concerning the fake news

https://mobile.twitter.com/NigEducation/status/1258756192987422721[/quote]and am hearing stuff that we're resuming on the 25th of may?
o God pls i really want to start university at the age of 15yr fa.

but there Must be something behind this. how can you imagine in primary six (6) i didn't collect my testimonia because of strike and ebola and again S.S.S.3 to write waec/neco

coronation hmmm

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by goldensoul55: 6:12pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
DSTV 317, 318 and 319

Ok thanks . Are u on full bouquet ?

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Dpharisee: 6:38pm On May 09, 2020

goldensoul55:
Ok thanks . Are u on full bouquet ?

It's available on all bouquets

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Jman06(m): 6:54pm On May 09, 2020

Universities should be allowed to resume because university students are not kids but adults who are matured enough to observe safety guidelines as prescribed by WHO.

Also, universities should be in the forefront of the fight against Covid-19.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by jarx: 7:35pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

laff don kill me

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Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by xcelentattitude(m): 8:11pm On May 09, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Why not get a home tutor for them because schools are going to be on break for a long time.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Realmargie(f): 8:15pm On May 09, 2020

oops....I pity private schools teachers

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Dpharisee: 9:05pm On May 09, 2020

xcelentattitude:
Why not get a home tutor for them because schools are going to be on break for a long time.

Home visits banned by wife due to Coronavirus and home teachers come mostly from the suburbs with public transport, the news about people fleeing some areas in the North is not helping

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Weirdgee: 9:31pm On May 09, 2020

I need to format my brain when school resumes I nor fit carry book read again.

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by egopersonified(f): 6:46am On May 10, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

sorry, the Lord is your strength grin

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Crownbefitsme(f): 7:16am On May 10, 2020

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Wonderful kids

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Cuterboy(m): 8:02am On May 10, 2020

egopersonified:
sorry, the Lord is your strength

Well it seemed so. But you can engage yourself with free online maths, mathematics tools(don't rush) like
http://9jababa.com/junior-maths-are-you-sure-you-can-solve-this-simple-junior-maths/
Or
https://mathematicsforstudents./
Learning is a gradual process. Get a mentor

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by moderatedguy: 10:27am On May 10, 2020

Hazlett1988:
Student wey nover pay school fees for private school be like Ope ooo thank God say I nover pay school fees my money for don go

Their money no lose na....anytime school resume their money start to count

Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by Ayo199(m): 10:45am On May 10, 2020

2kurupt:
All to justify the school fees o

Baba the thing tire me..you keep doing online lesson for students when you know you are not getting a dime as salary till school resumes..
Just for parents to say their kid school is doing well

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