For me i have slept in the toilet for hours after getting drunk.i walked a long distance in the route i ought to board a cab.i have vomitted in the room after i got drunk,slept in the vomit till day break.

share yours

Slept on the staircase and got robbed

I'm not that Stupid.. I don't drink to stupor.

temblor1:
Slept on the staircase and got robbed

hope the things u lost were not much

Got so drunk. Couldn't walk straight and i knew how drunk I was, so i held onto a pole for few hours and slept off. Woke up and went home.

I found myself on my bed and I still can't recollect how I got there till now

illicit:
I found myself on my bed and I still can't recollect how I got there till now

Hahahahaha......the same thing happened to me, in my case all i remember is that i left the bar and boarded a taxi, i Also remember throwing up in the taxi, then waking up the next morning on my bed.

Vulcanheph:

Hahahahaha......the same thing happened to me, in my case all i remember is that i left the bar and boarded a taxi, i Also remember throwing up in the taxi, then waking up the next morning on my bed.

Shayo

Let me start with the funniest that involved my friends and I. 2009, we went for a coursemate's birthday party/club. My homie with light head wanted to challenge me the shayo lord. After taking hernessy. I went for 3 bottles of legend extra stout big bottle, a bottle of local palm wine, 1 bottle of Heineken and 2bottles of star beer. (Note: Legend is a very strong drink) This dude wanted to copy what I did, he went for 2bottles of star, a bottle of Heineken after which he proceeded for Legend stout but i couldn't allow him to finish one bottle of legend having seen the that he was already getting intoxicated. My guy resisted that I had to use force to stop him.
At about 11:30pm he and his friends wanted to go back to their houses and lodges but it was already late. I volunteered to accommodate them for the night.
So while we were heading to my lodge because I resided close to the venue of the birthday party, I held him so tight because he was staggering and falling. The funny part of this event is when we approached the gutter that demarcated my street from the road, he beckoned on me to allow him sleep on the foam, pointing at the gutter. I told him that he could not sleep there because it's a gutter. That day I understand why drunkards like sleeping inside canals.

Finally, the one that fully involved me happened during my service year. I'm allergic to London dry gin. It was on a POP of a batch ahead of ours and one of our corps member that celebrated his POP wanted to celebrate it in a special way. He brought to the corpers in the school lodge Ak47 Vodka alongside McDowells, Royal challenge brought by other celebrants. That night we drank to stupor but my own was extraordinary. This wicked corper that brought Vodka dry gin added Indian hemp to it and cupled it back. Ignorantly, I drank more of the poisoned Vodka which was mixed with a Pepsi that prevented my tongue from identifying that it contained weed. That night I became an aggressive lion. Na that day I knew my true friends. One of my fellow corps members from Benue state, held me so tight to prevent me from becoming violent. May God bless him wherever he is. In the process of holding me with three other hefty corpers, I smashed the bottle of dry gin as they were struggling to take it away from me. I injured myself in the process, injured the Benue corper. Meanwhile two other guys that partook in the party displayed their own mild madness but mine was extraordinary. Finally my subconsciousness was restored by pouring a bucket of water on me. I was given an ORT mixed with energy drink. The following morning when I checked my face on the mirror, I realized the damage I caused to myself. I had to lie to my girlfriend (a fellow corper) that I had a bike accident. She felt so sober and sorry for me. Meanwhile I apologized to everyone I disappointed or wounded except my girlfriend I kept it secret from.

Gkemz:
Let me start with the funniest that involved my friends and I. 2009, we went for a coursemate's birthday party/club. My homie with light head wanted to challenge me the shayo lord. After taking hernessy. I went for 3 bottles of legend extra stout big bottle, a bottle of local palm wine, 1 bottle of Heineken and 2bottles of star beer. (Note: Legend is a very strong drink) This dude wanted to copy what I did, he went for 2bottles of star, a bottle of Heineken after which he proceeded for Legend stout but i couldn't allow him to finish one bottle of legend having seen the that he was already getting intoxicated. My guy resisted that I had to use force to stop him.
So while we were heading to my lodge because I live close to the venue of the birthday party, I held him so tight because he was staggering and falling. The funny part of this event is when we approached the gutter that demarcated our street from the road, he beckoned on me to allow him sleep on the foam, pointing at the gutter. I told him that this is not gutter.

Finally, the one that fully involved me happened during my service year. I'm allergic to London dry gin. It was on a POP of a batch ahead of ours and one of our corps member that celebrated his POP wanted to celebrate it in a special way. He brought to the corpers in the school lodge Ak47 Vodka alongside McDowells, Royal challenge brought by other celebrants. That night we drank to stupor but my own was extraordinary. This wicked corper that brought Vodka dry gin added Indian hemp to it and cupled it back. Ignorantly, I drank more of the poisoned Vodka which was mixed with a Pepsi that prevented my tongue from identifying that it contained weed. That night I became an aggressive lion. Na that day I knew my true friends. One of my fellow corps members from Benue state, held me so tight to prevent me from becoming violent. May God bless him wherever he is. In the process of holding me with three other hefty corpers, I smashed the bottle of dry gin as they were struggling to take it away from me. I injured myself in the process, injured the Benue corper. Meanwhile two other guys that partook in the party displayed their own mild madness but mine was extraordinary. Finally my subconsciousness was restored by pouring a bucket of water on me. I was given an ORT mixed with energy drink. The following morning when I checked my face on the mirror, I realized the damage I caused to myself. I had to lie to my girlfriend (a fellow corper) that I had a bike accident. She felt so sober and sorry for me. Meanwhile I apologized to everyone I disappointed or wounded except my girlfriend I kept it secret from.

What do you people gain from drinking beer? beer that is not even sweet

angelfallz:


What do you people gain from drinking beer? beer that is not even sweet

My brother that was then. I derived joy and passion in drinking beer to get high since I don't smoke.

Sunkyphil:
hope the things u lost were not much

Woke up in my neighbours room on ground floor, wondering how I teleported from second floor staircase. First I checked my pockets, my phone and wallet were there, but the wallet was empty.
They're guys sha; noticed the change in my attitude and asked hope all was intact? I answered in affirmative, thanked them and proceeded to my room.
Odekwu 1759...3 big and 4 medium bottles+isiewu and B&H

Gkemz:
Let me start with the funniest that involved my friends and I. 2009, we went for a coursemate's birthday party/club. My homie with light head wanted to challenge me the shayo lord. After taking hernessy. I went for 3 bottles of legend extra stout big bottle, a bottle of local palm wine, 1 bottle of Heineken and 2bottles of star beer. (Note: Legend is a very strong drink) This dude wanted to copy what I did, he went for 2bottles of star, a bottle of Heineken after which he proceeded for Legend stout but i couldn't allow him to finish one bottle of legend having seen the that he was already getting intoxicated. My guy resisted that I had to use force to stop him.
At about 11:30pm he and his friends wanted to go back to their houses and lodges but it was already late. I volunteered to accommodate them for the night.
So while we were heading to my lodge because I resided close to the venue of the birthday party, I held him so tight because he was staggering and falling. The funny part of this event is when we approached the gutter that demarcated my street from the road, he beckoned on me to allow him sleep on the foam, pointing at the gutter. I told him that he could not sleep there because it's a gutter. That day I understand why drunkards like sleeping inside canals.

Finally, the one that fully involved me happened during my service year. I'm allergic to London dry gin. It was on a POP of a batch ahead of ours and one of our corps member that celebrated his POP wanted to celebrate it in a special way. He brought to the corpers in the school lodge Ak47 Vodka alongside McDowells, Royal challenge brought by other celebrants. That night we drank to stupor but my own was extraordinary. This wicked corper that brought Vodka dry gin added Indian hemp to it and cupled it back. Ignorantly, I drank more of the poisoned Vodka which was mixed with a Pepsi that prevented my tongue from identifying that it contained weed. That night I became an aggressive lion. Na that day I knew my true friends. One of my fellow corps members from Benue state, held me so tight to prevent me from becoming violent. May God bless him wherever he is. In the process of holding me with three other hefty corpers, I smashed the bottle of dry gin as they were struggling to take it away from me. I injured myself in the process, injured the Benue corper. Meanwhile two other guys that partook in the party displayed their own mild madness but mine was extraordinary. Finally my subconsciousness was restored by pouring a bucket of water on me. I was given an ORT mixed with energy drink. The following morning when I checked my face on the mirror, I realized the damage I caused to myself. I had to lie to my girlfriend (a fellow corper) that I had a bike accident. She felt so sober and sorry for me. Meanwhile I apologized to everyone I disappointed or wounded except my girlfriend I kept it secret from.

lol my Guy...

you really had an experience.

whats ORT?

Sunkyphil:
For me i have slept in the toilet for hours after getting drunk.i walked a long distance in the route i ought to board a cab.i have vomitted in the room after i got drunk,slept in the vomit till day break.

share yours

how far

samsongbemisola:
how far

i dey baba