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Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Tsolutionifede(m): 3:52pm On May 24, 2020
LAWS OF MILITARY CAREER THAT CAN EQUALLY HELP YOU IN LIFE.

1.) Your rifle and your ammo are more important than your life. Better be dead than lose them.

2.) You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.

3.) Every commander needs your advice but not in public.

4.) If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.

5.) Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.

6.) If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.

7.) If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.

8.) Remember that the smartest and most intelligent officers often do not get to the top. Only the most loyal ones do.

9.) Don't be deceived. Many commanders do not like eye service.

10.) Never "contest" a woman with your superior. It is the fastest way to die and many have gone that way.

11.) The wife of your superior is either a goldmine or a landmine. If you are not sure of which she is, avoid her.

12.) Be brave. Even if you are a coward.

13.) If your superior admires your girlfriend, surrender her. If he admires your wife, stand by her. A girlfriend is an accolade. An accolade can be lost without dire consequences. Your wife is your crown. You are nothing without her.

14.) Don't ever beg for mercy. It is the foremost manifestation of weakness and the military environment has no respect for weaklings.

15.) Don't ever solicit for "welfare". If you are "issued", be very thankful.

16.) Don't look for your seniors. Let them look for you. If they look for you, don't keep them waiting.

17.) If you don't like a colleague, let him know you don't like him. If he takes steps to warm up to you, don't embrace him. Accommodate him.

18.) A lie is an abomination - and a critical part of initiative.

19.) If you are lucky to have stumbled on "mega" money, maintain your old lifestyle. If you can't maintain your old lifestyle, maintain a low profile. Camouflage and concealment are not only for the warfront. "Shine" is one reason things are seen.

20.) Remember that drinking, smoking and womanizing are prominent features of the job yet, no medals are allocated for them.

21.) Don't look too smart before your superiors. Instead, look stupid before them. People are generally comfortable with stupid people whom they can easily control.

22.) Wait for your time.

23.) Know that the enemy's degree of training is dependent on yours. If he is well trained, then, you are poorly trained. If he is poorly trained, you are well trained.

24.) You are a soldier. Not a priest.

25.) If you are tired of the job, resign.

26.) Never reject a gift from a superior except in protest of a salient point. It is the greatest indirect show of disloyalty.

27.) Do not chose where to be, but rather go everywhere you are deployed.

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Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Tsolutionifede(m): 3:53pm On May 24, 2020
I put it in romance section for a personal reason
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Karlifate: 3:55pm On May 24, 2020
28. Don't argue with a man that holds the gun, you don't know IF it's loaded.
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by bodex196(m): 3:57pm On May 24, 2020
Wow! great piece. ftc
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Enoch07: 4:00pm On May 24, 2020
No13 and 23 touch me
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Lyydia(f): 4:04pm On May 24, 2020
25 wink
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by nony43(m): 4:11pm On May 24, 2020
Number 13 heaven will fall that day
Number 25 you can only run, they won't allow you to resign cos the military is under manned
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Nobody: 4:16pm On May 24, 2020
Numbers 1, 8 and 23 should be mandatory if one wants a successful military career.
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by decatalyst(m): 4:20pm On May 24, 2020
Beautiful points up there, Op

Also, never say NO to your superiors. You can always NO without say NO.
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by tyup(m): 4:20pm On May 24, 2020
nony43:
Number 13 heaven will fall that day
Nothing will fall man only you cuz u keep quiet when a superior sneeze

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Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by VicM6: 4:22pm On May 24, 2020
Tsolutionifede:
LAWS OF MILITARY CAREER THAT CAN EQUALLY HELP YOU IN LIFE.

1.) Your rifle and your ammo are more important than your life. Better be dead than lose them.

2.) You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.

3.) Every commander needs your advice but not in public.

4.) If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.

5.) Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.

6.) If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.

7.) If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.

8.) Remember that the smartest and most intelligent officers often do not get to the top. Only the most loyal ones do.

9.) Don't be deceived. Many commanders do not like eye service.

10.) Never "contest" a woman with your superior. It is the fastest way to die and many have gone that way.

11.) The wife of your superior is either a goldmine or a landmine. If you are not sure of which she is, avoid her.

12.) Be brave. Even if you are a coward.

13.) If your superior admires your girlfriend, surrender her. If he admires your wife, stand by her. A girlfriend is an accolade. An accolade can be lost without dire consequences. Your wife is your crown. You are nothing without her.

14.) Don't ever beg for mercy. It is the foremost manifestation of weakness and the military environment has no respect for weaklings.

15.) Don't ever solicit for "welfare". If you are "issued", be very thankful.

16.) Don't look for your seniors. Let them look for you. If they look for you, don't keep them waiting.

17.) If you don't like a colleague, let him know you don't like him. If he takes steps to warm up to you, don't embrace him. Accommodate him.

18.) A lie is an abomination - and a critical part of initiative.

19.) If you are lucky to have stumbled on "mega" money, maintain your old lifestyle. If you can't maintain your old lifestyle, maintain a low profile. Camouflage and concealment are not only for the warfront. "Shine" is one reason things are seen.

20.) Remember that drinking, smoking and womanizing are prominent features of the job yet, no medals are allocated for them.

21.) Don't look too smart before your superiors. Instead, look stupid before them. People are generally comfortable with stupid people whom they can easily control.

22.) Wait for your time.

23.) Know that the enemy's degree of training is dependent on yours. If he is well trained, then, you are poorly trained. If he is poorly trained, you are well trained.

24.) You are a soldier. Not a priest.

25.) If you are tired of the job, resign.

26.) Never reject a gift from a superior except in protest of a salient point. It is the greatest indirect show of disloyalty.

27.) Do not chose where to be, but rather go everywhere you are deployed.
25 and 27 funny die.... dat 25 enh walia if u try am anywhr enh na die remain and 27,na dem dem dey borno so dey cry evryday....
No 11, it's called a dead trap..... especially if she don dey gv u green light nd u fall 4 am... karma go judge d rest case.
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by decatalyst(m): 4:23pm On May 24, 2020
tyup:


Nothing will fall man only you cuz u keep quiet when a superior sneeze

To join or stay in the military is not a child's play.

We have too many weaklings in our military already.

Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by VicM6: 4:25pm On May 24, 2020
J111333:
Numbers 1, 8 and 23 should mandatory if one wants a successful military career.
Oga for borno, our boys dey loose riffle after ammo finish inside.. lol

abeg wetin remain after d 2 magazine dem gv u don empty nd boko boys still dey loaded... then what's d essence of ur gun at dat time... Na God dey help man o
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by SHEAU(m): 4:46pm On May 24, 2020
Who made the laws? answer first before I comment, thanks in anticipation
Tsolutionifede:
LAWS OF MILITARY CAREER THAT CAN EQUALLY HELP YOU IN LIFE.

1.) Your rifle and your ammo are more important than your life. Better be dead than lose them.

2.) You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.

3.) Every commander needs your advice but not in public.

4.) If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.

5.) Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.

6.) If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.

7.) If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.

8.) Remember that the smartest and most intelligent officers often do not get to the top. Only the most loyal ones do.

9.) Don't be deceived. Many commanders do not like eye service.

10.) Never "contest" a woman with your superior. It is the fastest way to die and many have gone that way.

11.) The wife of your superior is either a goldmine or a landmine. If you are not sure of which she is, avoid her.

12.) Be brave. Even if you are a coward.

13.) If your superior admires your girlfriend, surrender her. If he admires your wife, stand by her. A girlfriend is an accolade. An accolade can be lost without dire consequences. Your wife is your crown. You are nothing without her.

14.) Don't ever beg for mercy. It is the foremost manifestation of weakness and the military environment has no respect for weaklings.

15.) Don't ever solicit for "welfare". If you are "issued", be very thankful.

16.) Don't look for your seniors. Let them look for you. If they look for you, don't keep them waiting.

17.) If you don't like a colleague, let him know you don't like him. If he takes steps to warm up to you, don't embrace him. Accommodate him.

18.) A lie is an abomination - and a critical part of initiative.

19.) If you are lucky to have stumbled on "mega" money, maintain your old lifestyle. If you can't maintain your old lifestyle, maintain a low profile. Camouflage and concealment are not only for the warfront. "Shine" is one reason things are seen.

20.) Remember that drinking, smoking and womanizing are prominent features of the job yet, no medals are allocated for them.

21.) Don't look too smart before your superiors. Instead, look stupid before them. People are generally comfortable with stupid people whom they can easily control.

22.) Wait for your time.

23.) Know that the enemy's degree of training is dependent on yours. If he is well trained, then, you are poorly trained. If he is poorly trained, you are well trained.

24.) You are a soldier. Not a priest.

25.) If you are tired of the job, resign.

26.) Never reject a gift from a superior except in protest of a salient point. It is the greatest indirect show of disloyalty.

27.) Do not chose where to be, but rather go everywhere you are deployed.
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Adasun(m): 4:58pm On May 24, 2020
21 is always my asset
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by WisdomHunter(m): 5:14pm On May 24, 2020
I can tell that 90% of our soldiers don't know this laws mentioned here

Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by WisdomHunter(m): 5:19pm On May 24, 2020
Lyydia:
25 wink

Many are tired out of frustration bro that's why you see them killing civilian like chicken everyday.
Re: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by Mac0: 5:38pm On May 24, 2020
19,21,22,23

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