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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:02am On May 29, 2020
BankyGee:
pu7pl3, beware of that guy above grin That one na Braniac o grin
Noted

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:03am On May 29, 2020
Ayanfe29:
Your laugh is laughing me!
I'm not laughing undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 9:22am On May 29, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
it should be any four legged animals cause houses can't jump
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:49pm On May 29, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Any four-legged animal, because houses can't jump


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]lovelyetojoy![/color]

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:53pm On May 29, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Why do skeletons go on vacation alone? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:55pm On May 29, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Loooool grin grin grin

Cos they have NOBODY to go with cheesy
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Myrainbow333: 1:24am On May 30, 2020
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:01am On May 30, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
because they do not have anybody to go with
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:02pm On May 30, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Because they have no-BODY to go with grin


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:19pm On May 30, 2020
Message Mistake
A man checked in a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed a wrong email address, and without realizing, he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends but fainted after reading the first message grin

It read:
"To my loving wife. I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send messages to loved ones. I've just been checked in. How are you and the kids? This place is really nice but I'm lonely here. I have made necessary arrangements for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:22pm On May 30, 2020
pu7pl3:
I'm not laughing undecided
Says who?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:32pm On May 30, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:38pm On May 30, 2020
Ayanfe29:
Says who?
Leave pu7pl3 alone oh I can't fit settle any matter this night oh undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:57pm On May 30, 2020
BankyGee:
Leave pu7pl3 alone oh I can't fit settle any matter this night oh undecided
Abi, he should leave me alone. You gan sef!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:59pm On May 30, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
My mom!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:12pm On May 30, 2020
Ayanfe29:
Abi, he should leave me alone. You gan sef!
Me gan sef? I didn't do anything na, did I?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidpie: 12:19am On May 31, 2020
Watch how I want take buy fridge we no get door
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCAHiOLk2HK183qCxro3rYpw
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:06am On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
my mom/ aunt
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:20am On May 31, 2020
Ayanfe29:
Says who?
Baby I'm the owner of my mouth na and I did not use it to laugh at that given time
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:22am On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
My mumsy

My dad's sister= Auntie. Auntie's sister in-law= My mum

Come to think of it, it can also be an aunt if there are numerous members of the family...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:03pm On May 31, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Your aunt
- Your mother



Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
wizi44!
pu7pl3!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:14pm On May 31, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 9:32pm On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
there will still be ten cows cause you just call the pigs 'cows' but not make them 'cows'
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:44pm On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
ten. Explanation above
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 10:21pm On May 31, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Ten cows
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:36am On Jun 01, 2020
Happy New Month everyone!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:36pm On Jun 01, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Still ten cows
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:36pm On Jun 01, 2020
BankyGee:
Happy New Month everyone!
Same to you ! ! !
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:37pm On Jun 01, 2020
BankyGee:
Me gan sef? I didn't do anything na, did I?
You didn't tongue
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