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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:26pm On Jun 05, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Darkness

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2020
BankyGee:

What happened to the gardener we employed? undecided


You sacked him because you were jealous.

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Darkness

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:07am On Jun 06, 2020
Davidzy23:
undecided

Darkness... kiss

Darkness...

Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2020
lovelyetojoy:
drama untop drama
who go settle this matter for us


Lol....na the matter we still dey settle o. We wan go call our village head sef
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:09am On Jun 06, 2020
Happy Weekend everyone.... Remember, no partying yet. Please, let's all stay safe.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidzy23(m): 7:36am On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?

Lol... grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:33am On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:



You sacked him because you were jealous.

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.

She is still talking about me grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:42am On Jun 06, 2020
oya,every body stop @p3rpl7 (or what ever your username is) go an find girlfriend haba,stealing another man wife u no shame,don't go and look in your street thus matter is adjourned until bankygee marries I like jollof oo
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:42am On Jun 06, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

darkness (let me just come clean,na research)
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:06am On Jun 06, 2020
lovelyetojoy:
oya,every body stop
@p3rpl7 (or what ever your username is)
go an find girlfriend
haba,stealing another man wife
u no shame,don't go and look in your street
thus matter is adjourned until bankygee marries
I like jollof oo

Is it my username that you are spelling like that? undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:53am On Jun 06, 2020
pu7pl3:


Is it my username that you are spelling like that? undecided undecided
Haqhaqhaq grin , no vex grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:39pm On Jun 06, 2020
BankyGee:

Haqhaqhaq grin , no vex grin

I no dey vex, I be ladies man

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:46pm On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:



You sacked him because you were jealous.
Oh I remember now. Two men can't be in the same house with one woman na undecided

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.
We've had a tete-a-tete yesterday in our hood, so no cause for alarm baby smiley
Ayanfe29:
Happy Weekend everyone.... Remember, no partying yet. Please, let's all stay safe.
Happy weekend to y'all. Ayanfe and I are partying but no one is invited - I dey fear NCDC. We will share the meat on Monday. Stay safe cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:11pm On Jun 06, 2020
BankyGee:

Oh I remember now. Two men can't be in the same house with one woman na undecided


We've had a tete-a-tete yesterday in our hood, so no cause for alarm baby smiley

Happy weekend to y'all. Ayanfe and I are partying but no one is invited - I dey fear NCDC. We will share the meat on Monday. Stay safe cool

Hmmmmmmmm.... but he's still stylishly talking to me.... warn him very well o

Let's share it on Friday since it's a public holiday. We'll give everyone but we'd exclude somebori. I'm sure you know who I'm referring to. Lemme not mention someone's name now and dat someone will now be feeling on top of the world
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2020
pu7pl3:


Is it my username that you are spelling like that? undecided undecided


Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:17pm On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Hmmmmmmmm.... but he's still stylishly talking to me.... warn him very well o

Let's share it on Friday since it's a public holiday. We'll give everyone but we'd exclude somebori. I'm sure you know who I'm referring to. Lemme not mention someone's name now and dat someone will now be feeling on top of the world

After referring and talking about me pretty mama still mentioned me smiley kiss
Ayanfe29:



Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:19pm On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb

Please no let laugh tear your bumbum o cry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:42pm On Jun 06, 2020
pu7pl3:


Please no let laugh tear your bumbum o cry


Leave me o
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:01pm On Jun 06, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Darkness

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Davidzy23! (welcome bro grin)
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
lovelyetojoy! (The Great Researcher grin)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:07pm On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?
That's my good friend from another thread... I'm not gay o, this one dah you're looking me like that...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:14pm On Jun 06, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
It shouts along the street, hasn't any lungs, it tugs at leaves and hurls them at people, old and young.

What is it? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24pm On Jun 06, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

The Wind

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidzy23(m): 10:40pm On Jun 06, 2020
Wind

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ABCthings: 11:01pm On Jun 06, 2020
The wind

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:03pm On Jun 06, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Leave me o

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:11am On Jun 07, 2020
pu7pl3:


Is it my username that you are spelling like that? undecided undecided

sorry sir

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:16am On Jun 07, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

the wind {I no research this time}
I had gotten sense

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 11:13am On Jun 07, 2020
lovelyetojoy:


sorry sir

Good girl

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:29pm On Jun 07, 2020
lovelyetojoy:

sorry sir
Do you understand Spanish? (whispers) I want us to discuss and I don't want Ayanfe to understand grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 4:10pm On Jun 07, 2020
BankyGee:

Do you understand Spanish?
(whispers) I want us to discuss and I don't want Ayanfe to understand grin

a bit,but nooooope

pig Latin

ouay nderstandey iglay atinlay
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:12pm On Jun 07, 2020
lovelyetojoy:


a bit,but nooooope

pig Latin

ouay nderstandey iglay atinlay
Wow... Niceay oneay grin grin grin
I thought you understood Spanish cool

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