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Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by Gentle0wavez(op): 9:04am On Jun 04, 2020
I had a dream last night that have just been making me smile since. Now please I'm posting this for entertainment, not for any prophet to come and start guessing the meaning, my mind have been wrecked by the Porn withdrawal I have been going through since last week. It'd almost like my brain is saying that " as you no gree watch porn, I go dey play am for you inside your head" but truly I had this dream.

In the dream I was in a closed room with a lot of naked old women. When I say old, I mean from 70yrs and above. It was very disgusting seeing their old wrinkled bodies filled with stretch marks and their falling breasts, not to mention their brown teeth and dirty hair. It was a very sunny day outside and small light was coming in from the closed windows so I could see a bit. The women were just sitting on the floor, no one said a single word. Some would just look at me and turn their face. The awful smell from them was choking me, so I looked around and saw a door at the end.
When I got to the door, opened it and the bright light from outside entered the room. I noticed that the smell of the room changed, it started smelling sweet. I turned around and all those women had changed to VERY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRLS, still naked with bodies to kill for. All of them were looking at me and smiling. I was confused, I left the door opened and went to one of them, she was very fair in complexion. I asked her, "why are you all smiling at me", she said " because you are handsome " as soon as she started talking to me, the rest of them stood up and left the room without wearing clothes, but as soon as they stepped outside, clothes just appeared on their bodies.
So only me and that one remained in the room, she was teasing me, caressing me, telling me sweet words, then she started undressing me. When I was naked with my manhood standing akimbo and I was about entering her missionary position, I noticed, she was as fair ( let me just say like Tonto dike ) but her pu**y was as black as charcoal. I no send sha, I started knacking. My only fear was if someone should see us, because the door was opened but I didn't speak out.
All of a sudden I saw my pastor from inside through the door. I was scared but the lady was holding me tight and moaning words in my ears. I don't know how but he didn't see me, he just passed through, like as if he was going to the back yard. He started shouting MAMA, MAMA, MUMMY, ARE YOU AROUND?? The small girl under me shouted with the voice of an old woman " Yes my son, I'm busy, I'm wearing my clothes, wait for me outside, I am coming. For some reason I don't know, I started laughing at her jokes, two of us were laughing together at her son, my pastor.
After I released, she said she was too weak to stand up, that she wanted to rest first, I wanted to leave. I started looking for my clothes, I couldn't find it. She told me not to worry and gave me her son's clothe bag to wear anyone I like. I opened it and saw my clothes there, neatly ironed and folded. Nothing concern me sha. As I was wearing it, I woke up.
My only anger is that I have messed up my last clean boxer that I just wore yesterday night, I wonder why wet dreams too like clean boxers.
Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by Nobody:
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Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by lomprico(m): 9:09am On Jun 04, 2020
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Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by Angelacruz: 9:17am On Jun 04, 2020
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Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by donbachi(m): 9:31am On Jun 04, 2020
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Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by 4ckz:
Let me break it down for you.

The old disgusting ladies you saw are a manifestation of demons in their true nature ,you were lucky, most times demons come in appealing ways, but you were shown their true nature.

The door was the escape route, this is understandable even to a mad man, and the bright light outside shows how bright your future is, and that was the obvious reasons the demons came after you (in such large number).
Yet again you were lucky to be shown your escape route, and you didn't need to struggle to find it.

The young attractive naked ladies signifies the appealing form demons go to and attack their preys, in this form they are hard to detect even to the vigilant spirits, and this is why they normally go to people on this form.
They switched to this form as soon as you opened the door in a bid to draw you back, and you fell for it.

The other ladies stood up and left as soon as you came back because they were highly disappointed in you. They came in group earlier because they expected a war from you but you were to easy to win over, even with the signs shown to you.

The final lady that had to do the do with you was disappointed as well, but someone has to get the job done.

Again, another sign was shown to you in the form of black the black kpekus. I can deduce that your guidance angle is a strong one to be able to reveal these signs overly and to do so in simple lay man terms. This black kpekus was meant to remind you that all isin't as it seems, but then again, you threw caution to the wind.

It was at this point that your guidance angel gave up on you. How can you repeatedly be so stupid?
He vexed and left you to enjoy your destiny siphoning process.

Your pastor coming, seeing you and then turning a blind eye, and yet calling the demon mother might just signify...
I don't want to say it out loud, but if their is little sense remaining in you, you should be able to know what I mean.

Looking for your clothes after the incidence was the spiritual marker that the siphoning was complete.

You find what you think were your clothes neatly pressed is classical demon move, giving you back a look alike of what you lost, and even presenting it in what seems like a better way, but it is just the opposite.

The cum on your boxers is a physical manifestation of the siphoning that occurred in the spiritual realm.

My advice to you, don't even bother seeking for help with all these businessmen pastors, you might as well use the small dough you have and be fvcking olosho.
Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by Gentle0wavez(op): 11:38am On Jun 04, 2020
4ckz:
Let me break it down for you.

The old disgusting ladies you saw are a manifestation of demons in their true nature ,you were lucky, most times demons come in appealing ways, but you were shown their true nature.

The door was the escape route, this is understandable even to a mad man, and the bright light outside shows how bright your future is, and that was the obvious reasons the demons came after you (in such large number).
Yet again you were lucky to be shown your escape route, and you didn't need to struggle to find it.

The young attractive naked ladies signifies the appealing form demons go to and attack their preys, in this form they are hard to detect even to the vigilant spirits, and this is why they normally go to people on this form.
They switched to this form as soon as you opened the door in a bid to draw you back, and you fell for it.

The other ladies stood up and left as soon as you came back because they were highly disappointed in you. They came in group earlier because they expected a war from you but you were to easy to win over, even with the signs shown to you.

The final lady that had to do the do with you was disappointed as well, but someone has to get the job done.

Again, another sign was shown to you in the form of black the black kpekus. I can deduce that your guidance angle is a strong one to be able to reveal these signs overly and to do so in simple lay man terms. This black kpekus was meant to remind you that all isin't as it seems, but then again, you threw caution to the wind.

It was at this point that your guidance angel gave up on you. How can you repeatedly be so stupid?
He vexed and left you to enjoy your destiny siphoning process.

Your pastor coming, seeing you and then turning a blind eye, and yet calling the demon mother might just signify...
I don't want to say it out loud, but if their is little sense remaining in you, you should be able to know what I mean.

Looking for your clothes after the incidence was the spiritual marker that the siphoning was complete.

You find what you think were your clothes neatly pressed is classical demon move, giving you back a look alike of what you lost, and even presenting it in what seems like a better way, but it is just the opposite.

The cum on your boxers is a physical manifestation of the siphoning that occurred in the spiritual realm.

My advice to you, don't even bother seeking for help with all these businessmen pastors, you might as well use the small dough you have and be fvcking olosho.
Jesus see finishing, oga take it easy. It's just a nightmare. The most spiritual way I see it as a warning to be careful.
Re: Funny Nightmare ( Wet Dream ) by Maxxim: 11:43am On Jun 04, 2020
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