BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread - Jokes Etc (126)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:26pm On Jun 05, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Darkness

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
What happened to the gardener we employed?

You sacked him because you were jealous.

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Darkness

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:07am On Jun 06, 2020

Davidzy23:

Darkness...

Darkness...

Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2020

lovelyetojoy:
drama untop drama
who go settle this matter for us

Lol....na the matter we still dey settle o. We wan go call our village head sef

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:09am On Jun 06, 2020

Happy Weekend everyone.... Remember, no partying yet. Please, let's all stay safe.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidzy23(m): 7:36am On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?

Lol...

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:33am On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
You sacked him because you were jealous.

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.

She is still talking about me

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:42am On Jun 06, 2020

oya,every body stop @p3rpl7 (or what ever your username is) go an find girlfriend haba,stealing another man wife u no shame,don't go and look in your street thus matter is adjourned until bankygee marries I like jollof oo

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:42am On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

darkness (let me just come clean,na research)

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:06am On Jun 06, 2020

lovelyetojoy:
oya,every body stop
@p3rpl7 (or what ever your username is)
go an find girlfriend
haba,stealing another man wife
u no shame,don't go and look in your street
thus matter is adjourned until bankygee marries
I like jollof oo

Is it my username that you are spelling like that?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:53am On Jun 06, 2020

pu7pl3:
Is it my username that you are spelling like that?

Haqhaqhaq

, no vex

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:39pm On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
Haqhaqhaq , no vex

I no dey vex, I be ladies man

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 1:46pm On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
You sacked him because you were jealous.

Oh I remember now. Two men can't be in the same house with one woman na undecided

Warn that your friend that likes peeping at me. I won't mention him before he'll say that I can't do without him.

We've had a tete-a-tete yesterday in our hood, so no cause for alarm baby

Ayanfe29:
Happy Weekend everyone.... Remember, no partying yet. Please, let's all stay safe.

Happy weekend to y'all. Ayanfe and I are partying but no one is invited - I dey fear NCDC. We will share the meat on Monday. Stay safe cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:11pm On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
Oh I remember now. Two men can't be in the same house with one woman na

We've had a tete-a-tete yesterday in our hood, so no cause for alarm baby

Happy weekend to y'all. Ayanfe and I are partying but no one is invited - I dey fear NCDC. We will share the meat on Monday. Stay safe

Hmmmmmmmm.... but he's still stylishly talking to me.... warn him very well o

Let's share it on Friday since it's a public holiday. We'll give everyone but we'd exclude somebori. I'm sure you know who I'm referring to. Lemme not mention someone's name now and dat someone will now be feeling on top of the world

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2020

pu7pl3:
Is it my username that you are spelling like that?

Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:17pm On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Hmmmmmmmm.... but he's still stylishly talking to me.... warn him very well o

Let's share it on Friday since it's a public holiday. We'll give everyone but we'd exclude somebori. I'm sure you know who I'm referring to. Lemme not mention someone's name now and dat someone will now be feeling on top of the world

After referring and talking about me pretty mama still mentioned me

Ayanfe29:
Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:19pm On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Kikikikiki...... I can't fit laugh o.....lwtmb

Please no let laugh tear your bumbum o

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:42pm On Jun 06, 2020

pu7pl3:
Please no let laugh tear your bumbum o

Leave me o

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:01pm On Jun 06, 2020*

Answer to Riddle
- Darkness

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Davidzy23! (welcome bro )
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]lovelyetojoy![/color] (The Great Researcher )
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:07pm On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Why are you blowing a kiss to BankyGee?

That's my good friend from another thread... I'm not gay o, this one dah you're looking me like that...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:14pm On Jun 06, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

It shouts along the street, hasn't any lungs, it tugs at leaves and hurls them at people, old and young.

What is it?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24pm On Jun 06, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The Wind

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidzy23(m): 10:40pm On Jun 06, 2020

Wind

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ABCthings: 11:01pm On Jun 06, 2020

The wind

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:03pm On Jun 06, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Leave me o

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:11am On Jun 07, 2020

pu7pl3:
Is it my username that you are spelling like that?

sorry sir

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 10:16am On Jun 07, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

the wind {I no research this time}
I had gotten sense

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 11:13am On Jun 07, 2020

lovelyetojoy:
sorry sir

Good girl

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 2:29pm On Jun 07, 2020

lovelyetojoy:
sorry sir

Do you understand Spanish? (whispers) I want us to discuss and I don't want Ayanfe to understand grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by lovelyetojoy(f): 4:10pm On Jun 07, 2020

BankyGee:
Do you understand Spanish?
(whispers) I want us to discuss and I don't want Ayanfe to understand

a bit,but nooooope

pig Latin

ouay nderstandey iglay atinlay

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:12pm On Jun 07, 2020

lovelyetojoy:
a bit,but nooooope

pig Latin

ouay nderstandey iglay atinlay

Wow... Niceay oneay grin

I thought you understood Spanish cool

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