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"I never rape for that side before"

pmoye:
Prosecution counsel: Did you know that in the last two years a total of the 1,204 rape and sexual assault cases recorded for the state, 1,015 of those cases took place at Raper's Lodge hotel?
Impostor: Ah, I don die! I never rape for that side before...

19 years old dey sweet to fúck

Thanks bros!

I was meant to study to become a writer, unfortunately the reality of poverty and the promise of its continued reign in our family made my parents force all of us to study science/professional courses.

Thanks bros.

Impostor:
Wow this guy is good. You got some useful talent that Bollywood could use. Or consider writing for magazines.



Lol na wa o which one is Brostitutes again. Don't pretend these things don't happen all the time. Now I don't do such, I am a lot wiser and different now

Fear lawyers o.
Who no go fear them during cross examination. They will go on about it until you confess to committing a crime you never committed.

X0012:
"I never rape for that side before"

Thank God you didn't crawl into the hole.

God save you, that is part of their ritual in their marine kingdom

Onojanson:
God save you, that is part of their ritual in their marine kingdom

Nigerians and spirituality smh

J111333:
The girl had serious boyfriend that she loved and was crying because of guilt. She wanted to explore with you and at the same time was feeling remorseful.

They are not called confused beings for nothing.

You nailed it!!!

Impostor:
This was an experience I still cannot interpret. Anybody ever experienced such?


This happened a while back, I saw this 19 yr old girl, very pretty face as I was leaving a business center, she was also leaving so I jokingly told her to ride with me. She joined me, I chatted her up as we drove, she was very jovial and chatty. We arranged to meet that evening. Shortly after dropping her, she called, sir I am just bored at home. Lol @ sir.

I picked her, we checked into this hotel, as I started touching this girl, she started crying. I tried to pacify her and know what was wrong but she said I should continue what I was doing that she's not crying because of me so I continued touching and rubbing while she continued crying.

The more I touch, the more she cries, every few minutes I will stop to ask what exactly is the problem, she kept saying just continue, continue. As she removed her clothes I stood to admire her fine body, she was still crying then I suggested we leave it for another day since she's not in a good mood but she insisted we continue.

When she removed her pant, I observed that she didn't smell fresh, nothing too bad but I was already so tired of her endless cries, it was beginning to look like I was forcing her even though I wasn't. I got up and insisted on leaving as I haven't experienced a girl crying instead of mourning for joy, it felt weird though she assured me her cries werent related to my touches but she REFUSED to tell me why she kept crying. I tried convincing her to talk, sweet talk her, praised her etc she refused.

As I started getting dressed she remained on the bed trying to convince me to stay saying I shouldn't waste the money paid for the hotel and that she does not want to return home but my mind was made up. I wasn't angry and I made her understand that, I promised that I will meet her next time when she's in a good mood.

But what baffles me, this girl was happy as I picked her. Told me all her life history, she was comfortable with me. No problems whatsoever. This girl even tried to convince me to have sex indirectly by saying she doesn't want to return home. Why then was she crying....

Ater that encounter, we kept in touch on phone but I lost interest in meeting her cos I knew I didn't want Anything besides casual... I eventually lost her number.

You make it a habit to fvck random young girls you meet? That's pretty risky, this kind of random fvcking.

To your OP: the girls sounds like a character in a Amos Tutuola story.

The Girl Who Always Cried. "She cried when she was happy, she cried when she was sad. Crying was her business, the gods bear me witness. I did a juju so she could stop crying, but she made me cry and I didn't stop crying until I ran away from her with all my loads."

johnkey:
OP this is why
OR
She was molested as a kid, I had a girlfriend then she always cry though her pussy was the best, she was raped as a virgin by one guy in her area in ibadan, he's married now with kids in the US and this girl spend hours looking at his Facebook.

That is some serious Stockholm syndrome shiit!!


You broke up with cuz of this?

johnkey:
OP this is why
OR
She was molested as a kid, I had a girlfriend then she always cry though her pussy was the best, she was raped as a virgin by one guy in her area in ibadan, he's married now with kids in the US and this girl spend hours looking at his Facebook.

This is messed up.

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Impostor:
Nigerians and spirituality smh

Even The western world knows that it is The spiritual that controls The physical. Smh

Ishilove:
You make it a habit to fvck random young girls you meet? That's pretty risky, this kind of random fvcking.

To your OP: the girls sounds like a character in a Amos Tutuola story.

The Girl Who Always Cried. "She cried when she was happy, she cried when she was sad. Crying was her business, the gods bear me witness. I did a juju so she could stop crying, but she made me cry and I didn't stop crying until I ran away from her with all my loads."

No, I don't go around looking for girls to Bleep, gone are those days. I haven't had sex in 11 months

luminouz:
That is some serious Stockholm syndrome shiit!!


You broke up with cuz of this?

. Since she knows him, she can try to get him arrested. I know it's been several years.

MoodyQueen:
Lamentations of a useless community prick.

you can't judge by a random event. I'm not a sexual person generally

Iamundisputed:
Yea. Although it's not a new thing, women could be very emotional during sex, the fact that she gave you permission shows she wanted it, but you did well and you'll earn her respect for that.

On another note: flee fornication and try to settle down with one woman. Draw closer to your maker cos all these things get coded wahala. Peace bro!

All that cry na format. God helped the young man to control konji. Only an ashi will meet a guy in a business center, collect his number, call the same day and ready to sleep in a hotel with him.

BrutusOj:
All that cry na format. God helped the young man to control konji. Only an ashi will meet a guy in a business center, collect his number, call the same day and ready to sleep in a hotel with him.

. Guy trust me, it depends on how you play your game. You certainly can convince a girl to sleep with you. Your doings alone

BrutusOj:
All that cry na format. God helped the young man to control konji. Only an ashi will meet a guy in a business center, collect his number, call the same day and ready to sleep in a hotel with him.

Lol I wasn't even focused on the timeline... That's another way to look at it sha.

Impostor:
. Guy trust me, it depends on how you play your game. You certainly can convince a girl to sleep with you. Your doings alone

Yea, she might not have been a prostitute, but she's obviously randy and randy girls easily carry diseases and spiritual problems... This is a fact.

Impostor:
This was an experience I still cannot interpret. Anybody ever experienced such?


This happened a while back, I saw this 19 yr old girl, very pretty face as I was leaving a business center, she was also leaving so I jokingly told her to ride with me. She joined me, I chatted her up as we drove, she was very jovial and chatty. We arranged to meet that evening. Shortly after dropping her, she called, sir I am just bored at home. Lol @ sir.

I picked her, we checked into this hotel, as I started touching this girl, she started crying. I tried to pacify her and know what was wrong but she said I should continue what I was doing that she's not crying because of me so I continued touching and rubbing while she continued crying.

The more I touch, the more she cries, every few minutes I will stop to ask what exactly is the problem, she kept saying just continue, continue. As she removed her clothes I stood to admire her fine body, she was still crying then I suggested we leave it for another day since she's not in a good mood but she insisted we continue.

When she removed her pant, I observed that she didn't smell fresh, nothing too bad but I was already so tired of her endless cries, it was beginning to look like I was forcing her even though I wasn't. I got up and insisted on leaving as I haven't experienced a girl crying instead of mourning for joy, it felt weird though she assured me her cries werent related to my touches but she REFUSED to tell me why she kept crying. I tried convincing her to talk, sweet talk her, praised her etc she refused.

As I started getting dressed she remained on the bed trying to convince me to stay saying I shouldn't waste the money paid for the hotel and that she does not want to return home but my mind was made up. I wasn't angry and I made her understand that, I promised that I will meet her next time when she's in a good mood.

But what baffles me, this girl was happy as I picked her. Told me all her life history, she was comfortable with me. No problems whatsoever. This girl even tried to convince me to have sex indirectly by saying she doesn't want to return home. Why then was she crying....

Ater that encounter, we kept in touch on phone but I lost interest in meeting her cos I knew I didn't want Anything besides casual... I eventually lost her number.

my own is...jokingly told her to ride with me...What's the Scope...

Aladdin1:
As a prophet i can categorically tell you that she was crying for you in advance of the bad things you are going to start experiencing for having sex with her.go thank your stars that you excaped having sex with her.your own would have been finished.

Is this prophet real?

Chuky7:
my own is...jokingly told her to ride with me...What's the Scope...

those who know knows

Iamundisputed:
Yea, she might not have been a prostitute, but she's obviously randy and randy girls easily carry diseases and spiritual problems... This is a fact.

NIGERIAN mentality

Impostor:
those who know knows


NIGERIAN mentality

Op a girl cant be mourning for joy.

You meant moaning. Moaning for joy, not mourning.

Meanwhile, yes, some young girls do this. It's an emotional thing. They cry cos they feel guilty and yet they tell you to go ahead. E good say you run sha.

Nna different stories for Nairaland...

This one dey happen for real life so?

BrutusOj:
All that cry na format. God helped the young man to control konji. Only an ashi will meet a guy in a business center, collect his number, call the same day and ready to sleep in a hotel with him.

You are absolutely wrong...

Prognose:
Op a girl cant be mourning for joy.

You meant moaning. Moaning for joy, not mourning.

Meanwhile, yes, some young girls do this. It's an emotional thing. They cry cos they feel guilty and yet they tell you to go ahead. E good say you run sha.

Oh yes, thanks. Moaning not mourning

pmoye:
Op, you're a smart son of Naija.
Abeg next time you touch a babe and she dey cry like that, no dey think say na cry of joy o. Run. Run for your life. If she turn around come claim say you rape her na im word against urs e go be o.

Na like this e for go down bro...


Prosecution counsel: Why did you rape my client?
Impostor: Walahi ta lai, I no rape Sindi! (licks finger points it heaven-ward). In fact, na she call me dat day come tell me say she dey lonely.

Prosecution counsel: But you checked in at Raper's Logde hotel 24th Bourdillon Street on the fateful day... My Lord, I am presenting exhibit 12, the receipt the accused got for checking in at Raper's Lodge hotel.
Sitting judge: Prosecution counsel approach the bench...(receives exhibit 12)... You may continue your questioning.

Prosecution counsel: So Mr Impostor, did you or did you not lodge at the said hotel on the said day just within few hours of meeting the victim?
Impostor: Ah, god see my heart o, say I no rape am... I no be rapist...
Prosecution counsel: Please answer the question, yes or no?
Impostor: No... I mean yes.

Prosecution counsel: Did you know that in the last two years a total of the 1,204 rape and sexual assault cases recorded for the state, 1,015 of those cases took place at Raper's Lodge hotel?
Impostor: Ah, I don die! I never rape for that side before...
Defense counsel: rushing to his feet. Objection! Objection!! The prosecution should stop his leading line of questioning...
Sitting judge: Sustained. Looks sternly at the prosecution counsel.
Defense counsel: May it please your Lordship to strike out my client's response to that question.

Prosecution counsel: Sorry your lordship. Let me rephrase (facing Mr Impostor). In a Facebook post credited to you on the 12th of July 2019, you posted and I quote. "Raper's Lodge is da bomb. Perfect acoustics. The rooms dingy, the gals dizzy, your dearest impostor cruising between wetness and power. That's how we roll bi.t.ch. Y'all want it or not, y'all gonna get the best of yours dearest. Their father! Mic down! I'm out!". End of quote.

Impostor: Ah mogbe mogbe... That one no mean anything. Na joke I dey joke bros! Looks at his defense counsel, Which kain question this enemy of progress come dey ask me biko. Abeg help me answer am... I swear... on my mama's name, I swear I no rape am. In fact when im start to dey cry I come dey worry small. I ask waiting dey, she talk mek I continue, na tears of joy and appreciation. Na so I continue...

Prosecution counsel: Let it be on record that the accused just voluntarily confessed and under no duress whatsoever that his victim was under much pain and discomfort and was crying when the accused was forcefully having sexual relations with her.
Defense counsel: Your lordship... I need five minutes time out with my client.
Sitting judge: We don't have time for all this. Your client is entirely in control of his faculty, and I see no reason to disrupt the cross examination. Waves at the prosecution, You may continue.

Prosecution counsel: Thank you my Lord. Mr Impostor, while raping...
Defense counsel: Objection...!

Prosecution counsel: I'll rephrase... While having penetrative sex with her, my client was crying... Yes or No.

Impostor: Ah...my enemies don catch me... just when I come hook one job...after all the suffering of joblessness...for six years! Satan biko, why now now... Ah.! My enemies strong o! I gree. I no argue again... I tell you say na my first salary I take carry that babe out...

Defense counsel turned down his head in dejection and helplessness as clusters of laughter erupted from the court. The judge banged the gavel and bellowed Silence! A faint almost imperceptible smile creased even the sitting judge's face. The Prosecution counsel knew he had him exactly where he wanted him. The stu.pi.d guy. Consent should be rocket science after all. One day for the thief, today is for justice.

Prosecution counsel: Please yes or no. The accused should stop deflecting. Yes or No!
Impostor: Yes o yes o! She dey cry. But not much... she dey cry o..

Prosecution counsel: Thank you Mr Impostor. I like your honesty. I want the court to note the cooperative demeanor of the accused.
Defense counsel: Objection!
Sitting judge: A little irritated. What is this objection for this time?
Defense counsel: The prosecution should stop patronizing my client.
The judge was momentarily lost on how to rule, but she wouldn't hide her disgust. She simply waved the Prosecution counsel to continue.
Defense counsel: Your lordship should kindly rule on my ....
Sitting judge: Overruled. Prosecution counsel can continue.

Prosecution counsel: So, Mr Impostor, how would you say a woman you're having s*x with that was crying had given her consent...or you just felt consent was not important for s*x?
Impostor: Noo. Noo.
Prosecution counsel: You mean, consent is not important for sex, or that it doesn't matter that my client was crying and begging you not to do it?
Impostor: No! Absolutely no! The accused looked at the despair on his counsel's face. Impostor started panicking again and addressed his monologue to his lawyer. Walahi talahi I no understand this man's questions. I no understand am shikinin. You tell me say if I no understand the questions I should just answer no... I am in trouble o.

This is wonderful! Thanks

Impostor:
This was an experience I still cannot interpret. Anybody ever experienced such?


This happened a while back, I saw this 19 yr old girl, very pretty face as I was leaving a business center, she was also leaving so I jokingly told her to ride with me. She joined me, I chatted her up as we drove, she was very jovial and chatty. We arranged to meet that evening. Shortly after dropping her, she called, sir I am just bored at home. Lol @ sir.

I picked her, we checked into this hotel, as I started touching this girl, she started crying. I tried to pacify her and know what was wrong but she said I should continue what I was doing that she's not crying because of me so I continued touching and rubbing while she continued crying.

The more I touch, the more she cries, every few minutes I will stop to ask what exactly is the problem, she kept saying just continue, continue. As she removed her clothes I stood to admire her fine body, she was still crying then I suggested we leave it for another day since she's not in a good mood but she insisted we continue.

When she removed her pant, I observed that she didn't smell fresh, nothing too bad but I was already so tired of her endless cries, it was beginning to look like I was forcing her even though I wasn't. I got up and insisted on leaving as I haven't experienced a girl crying instead of mourning for joy, it felt weird though she assured me her cries werent related to my touches but she REFUSED to tell me why she kept crying. I tried convincing her to talk, sweet talk her, praised her etc she refused.

As I started getting dressed she remained on the bed trying to convince me to stay saying I shouldn't waste the money paid for the hotel and that she does not want to return home but my mind was made up. I wasn't angry and I made her understand that, I promised that I will meet her next time when she's in a good mood.

But what baffles me, this girl was happy as I picked her. Told me all her life history, she was comfortable with me. No problems whatsoever. This girl even tried to convince me to have sex indirectly by saying she doesn't want to return home. Why then was she crying....

Ater that encounter, we kept in touch on phone but I lost interest in meeting her cos I knew I didn't want Anything besides casual... I eventually lost her number.

guy man,u know say guys go request for her number here.

Thanks!

SeverusSnape:
This is wonderful! Thanks

mimer:
U saw a girl on the street and the next thing is to be touching her in hotel

I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. People have thrown their morals to the dogs.

Impostor:
No, I don't go around looking for girls to Bleep, gone are those days. I haven't had sex in 11 months

. Since she knows him, she can try to get him arrested. I know it's been several years.

you can't judge by a random event. I'm not a sexual person generally

Then how come you meet a 19years old girl randomly in the street and the next thing is you touching her, you don't have the moral standing to call yourself a non sexual person.

Our societal youths are now getting too sexual rather than human- a girl sees a guy, she is thinking of having sex with him, a guy is on a bike and sees a girl treking by the roadside, he alights to go and talk to her and either picks her up right away or gets her number. Are we now all so spoilt?