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Still can't believe it!
My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night
and when I woke up this morning I saw her
lying dead on the floor - she stabbed herself
with a knife. I couldn't believe it, I asked her
why she did that and she said it's because
she believe I'm cheating on her. I told her
that's not true and carried her up from the
floor, but before I knew it she brought out a
gun and shot herself. I became terrified and
immediately put her in my car so I could
take her to the hospital. On my way, she
asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did,
she came down and immediately jumped
into the river. I immediately alerted the
divers there who fetched her dead body
from the river. I looked at her corpse and
began to cry, she asked me why I was
crying and I told her that I love her so much.
She finally passed out in my very arms but I
still continued my journey to the hospital as
she said she was feeling weak. There the
doctor told me that she was alright and just
needs some rest. I was so relieved but when
I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless -
with poison pills in her hand. I was getting
angry now but then she told me that I
should calm down and that everything will
be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds
but to my very greatest surprise & shock,
she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and
finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her,
she told me to stop crying that everything
will be alright.



PLEASE HELP ME, IM CONFUSED

C

You dey write comedy audition?

Wetin be all dis na. Na wa oooh. Nothing person no go read for NL oo.

OP which kin leave you drink this morning?

Hope you have woken up from this dream?

Early morning weed no good oo

this thread is complicated

I was thinking it was even something seriovs

Omg, this is funny tho!����

what's the matter with this op abeg? how many times she wan die

Juell:
OP which kin leave you drink this morning?

sugarcane leave

when they tell you to always wash your mouth before you sleep you think say na joke see wetin e cause you now

Op what colour of weed did you smoke this morning

Your girlfriend has a nine life

Oh no, have you been drinking this morning

Lies everyday

I am tired of reading cooked up stories on nairaland pages

9jathingsonpoint:
Still can't believe it! My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night and when I woke up this morning I saw her lying dead on the floor - she stabbed herself with a knife. I couldn't believe it, I asked her why she did that and she said it's because she believe I'm cheating on her. I told her that's not true and carried her up from the floor, but before I knew it she brought out a gun and shot herself. I became terrified and immediately put her in my car so I could take her to the hospital. On my way, she asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did, she came down and immediately jumped into the river. I immediately alerted the divers there who fetched her dead body from the river. I looked at her corpse and began to cry, she asked me why I was crying and I told her that I love her so much. She finally passed out in my very arms but I still continued my journey to the hospital as she said she was feeling weak. There the doctor told me that she was alright and just needs some rest. I was so relieved but when I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless - with poison pills in her hand. I was getting angry now but then she told me that I should calm down and that everything will be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds but to my very greatest surprise & shock, she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her, she told me to stop crying that everything will be alright.


PLEASE HELP ME, IM CONFUSED

say NO TO WEED

this must be a joke
oh my God
dude, if this is true then you`re in big trouble
WEED has sunken deep into your destiny

We are still waiting for you to wake up from your dream it's almost noon. monkey tail is at work

Op you are not ok oooooo

this is the funniest shit I have read all week..op u must be a clown

Still can't believe it!
My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night
and when I woke up this morning I saw her
lying dead on the floor - she stabbed herself
with a knife. I couldn't believe it, I asked her
why she did that and she said it's because
she believe I'm cheating on her. I told her
that's not true and carried her up from the
floor, but before I knew it she brought out a
gun and shot herself. I became terrified and
immediately put her in my car so I could
take her to the hospital. On my way, she
asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did,
she came down and immediately jumped
into the river. I immediately alerted the
divers there who fetched her dead body
from the river. I looked at her corpse and
began to cry, she asked me why I was
crying and I told her that I love her so much.
She finally passed out in my very arms but I
still continued my journey to the hospital as
she said she was feeling weak. There the
doctor told me that she was alright and just
needs some rest. I was so relieved but when
I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless -
with poison pills in her hand. I was getting
angry now but then she told me that I
should calm down and that everything will
be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds
but to my very greatest surprise & shock,
she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and
finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her,
she told me to stop crying that everything
will be alright.



PLEASE HELP ME, IM CONFUSED




You well so.

Amen.


I summon amadioha , sango, and every other wicked spirits to hear my prayers..

*puts one leg on a Blackstone


All that the op posted I pray that it will be granted to him, and there will be no reversal

* kills one black cat

I ask this in mammy water's name


Amen

Are you sure you are not dead aswell?

BlackfireX:
Amen.


I summon amadioha , sango, and every other wicked spirits to hear my prayers..

*puts one leg on a Blackstone


All that the op posted I pray that it will be granted to him, and there will be no reversal

* kills one black cat

I ask this in mammy water's name


Amen

hahahaha
guy u too wicked oooo

9jathingsonpoint:
Still can't believe it!
My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night
and when I woke up this morning I saw her
lying dead on the floor - she stabbed herself
with a knife. I couldn't believe it, I asked her
why she did that and she said it's because
she believe I'm cheating on her. I told her
that's not true and carried her up from the
floor, but before I knew it she brought out a
gun and shot herself. I became terrified and
immediately put her in my car so I could
take her to the hospital. On my way, she
asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did,
she came down and immediately jumped
into the river. I immediately alerted the
divers there who fetched her dead body
from the river. I looked at her corpse and
began to cry, she asked me why I was
crying and I told her that I love her so much.
She finally passed out in my very arms but I
still continued my journey to the hospital as
she said she was feeling weak. There the
doctor told me that she was alright and just
needs some rest. I was so relieved but when
I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless -
with poison pills in her hand. I was getting
angry now but then she told me that I
should calm down and that everything will
be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds
but to my very greatest surprise & shock,
she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and
finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her,
she told me to stop crying that everything
will be alright.



PLEASE HELP ME, IM CONFUSED

Na to tear cloth begin pick nylon for road remain. This your madness na follow come . U be bloody kenge! I don laff tire

Another Fiction

Been long I laughed so hard