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I had attended series of weddings and I would tell that I had seen many whisper to each other during their wedding in the reception hall.

I keep wondering what they whisper to one another. So what do you guys think they tell each other.


CC: Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

Groom; see your uncle Seun Osewa's head like Alligator own
Bride: c'ommon , that's not fair

*Groom chuckles*

Bride : damn!!! so this witch is here as well

Groom : which one?

Bride: Ishilove

Groom: huh, where is she?

Bride : see her over there na ,far left.......munching on God knows what like a hungry she-goat

Groom: oh my gosh! Na Tru o, see her mumu makeup sef.


*Both grins*

They gossip about those who spray money and those that don't.

They gossip about those who spray money and those that don't.

"i go knack u jagaz today".

See as these stingy people dey finish our rice, no be say dem put something for envelope oooo..

Wa fe ku laleyi

' this is getting tiring'
' I think I'm getting h.orny'
' let's leave already'

....maybe....

Prayer points for the vigil.

I go scatter your punna tonight....I will turn your dick to mic tonight



No be me talk am ooo....

Light78:
I had attended series of weddings and I would tell that I had seen many whisper to each other during their wedding in the reception hall.

I keep wondering what they whisper to one another. So what do you guys think they tell each other.


CC: Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

You could have gone to ask them what they were whispering to each other

Man : I can't wait to drill your borehole tonight


Woman: Please don't kill me ooo, I am tired.
Man: I don finally buy your pussy
Woman: But na small small
Man: No more excuse on period...
Woman: Sobbing....

"Have you taken your original WAEC certificate?" is what they whispered to each other.

Case closed.

ukaface:
' this is getting tiring' ' I think I'm getting h.orny' ' let's leave already'
....maybe....

Miss Hot

" that man in blue senator dress is my uncle that didn't want to help me"

Sumtin like...

Groom: Honey! Honey!! Honey !!!

Bride : What??


Groom : Your "Kpekus" go hear am dis nite

Bride : Ahhhhhhh!!!!

man- honey see that guy owing me he's even eating the second plate wife- see that girl that likes gossiping. see her make up

them de gossip the people and thier character na..
man- baby oo, see that mr chukwuma wey say him go support and surprise me today, him jus sit down de chop and never spray oo
wife- jus leave am..if e no spray anything for all that food wey e chop, the food go purge am

They are probably on the stage, with all eyes on them and music/noise blasting from all angles, talking into each other ear is their best form of communication

Typing....

Noise

I no Dey go wedding.. I no no why..

I go wound your kpomo this night

They must tell themselves something. They can't just sit and be watching. They discuss mostly about the guests.

Gossipping

What's this one doing here

Mynd44:
Wa fe ku laleyi

Mynd my Oga....e don tey wey I see your comment on a thread.

How is it going my man?

I can't wait to whisper in my husband's ear too.

How much did you spend throughout the wedding
Husband;;: it's None of ur business

rosy1992:
Prayer points for the vigil.

What Vigil? Rosy you and My Mentor Mynd Just fall my Hand. I thought you were both Responsible Upright People SMH

Why is everyone on this thread so unserious By the Way? WTH!!