Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)

What do they really say?

It's not top unless it's inside indigo

They just talk random things .. just to make it seems like they're not just sitting down and looking like dummy...

Dogasas:
What do they really say?

Don't worry yours will happen naturally.
You no go lack wetin to talk when the time comes

About how the wedding is going na..
D guests..d food..d Drinks..d boring or funny MC etc..

They discuss how much they have raised ( so that they can know if money to Clear the debt don complete )

Who spray money and who no spray

Who hold the money


Na play I dey ooo ....

Dogasas:
What do they really say?

A lot
E g

Make sure that food go round...tell the person in charge

Don't overdance so that it won't be obvious that I no Sabi dance

Aliyu007:
They just talk random things .. just to make it seems like they're not just sitting down and looking like dummy...

On my wedding day, Iand my Alhaji talked almost bout everything...

They whisper Old japanese proverbs to themselves most time



自業自得 “Self-work, self-profit.”

Meaning... " look at us today... People are celebrating us... we couldn't hav achieve this if we are not united “
“hard work pays off.”

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

It’s obvious you are a talkative and a panthomath person. Why are you so inquisitive as to what newly wedded husband and his wife could be whispering. Next time you are country in such situation, kindly go meet the bride or groom and question them what the content of their whispers are. Wumi2017 and I aren’twhidpering no sh!t. All we will do is stare at ourselves and kiss often.

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The husband will ask the wife whether the chicken in their neighbours yam barn still has its tail feathers shipped via AliExpress on the night before President Obama bought his first oven with the loan Buhari took from China knowing full well that his neighbours in the White House all have diarrhoea six months to the first daughter's graduation from picking up agege bread right beside Mc Oluomo's kitchen while Tinubu was talking about his plans to build the first flyover in Zimbabwe to make sure that Dino Melaye does not take advantage of Osinbajo's skin colour to withdraw money from his grandmother's account.

If you were the wife, what would your response be?

Any rubbish. Like food, family members, guests, music, cleric, photos, friends, sex talk or gossips.

See all these food wey plenty and we no fit chop them because e get as e go be if we go dey chop and on wedding dress.

Who picked the money they sprayed us?

They say nothing reasonable.

When they are so shy, judging the numbers of onlookers, that's the most swag acious way to fidget.

Husby: dat ur head wey no correct, u go hear am tonight
Wify: u think I'm scared of u, u sef go collect

See how ur mother is dancing....see your father ...what's amaka doing??...

Them dey plan how to run away after the reception

Dogasas:
Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)

What do they really say?

You don chop? (Whispering)

" Babe I never chop ooo! My strength don weak..." she replies "I no fit dance again sef".

How dem go do the tatata

When ur tym reach you go knw wetin to whisper

Dogasas:
Who Knows The Answers To This ? (PHOTO)

What do they really say?

husband-my love i told u i will marry u. Wife-yes i know

Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Banging themselves all night is what they whisper