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Please, how much do you think a carpenter can do this bed frame for me? A white colored one.

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I have 100k in mind, but I don't know if this is too small.

Oh my!

So, no one has an idea. I don't want all these carpenters to cheat me.

No idea boss

I must have one of these bed frames at all cost.

So, after my research, it's 330k. Not bad, but I must get one of these carpenters do it for max 100k.

Maybe, I'll end up becoming the carpenter's marketer at the end.

This is the kind of bed a woman will visit, look at it (even if she used to think you're ugly) and say, "Please, can we f*ck on it before I go?" You'll look at her and say, "No, it's f*cking expensive — let's f*ck on the floor instead." #Smile.

Dem!!!

iClef:
This is the kind of bed a woman will visit, look at it and say, "Please, can we f*ck on it before I go?" You'll look at her and say, "No, it's f*cking expensive — let's f*ck on the floor instead." #Smile.

Correct dude

iClef:
This is the kind of bed a woman will visit, look at it and say, "Please, can we f*ck on it before I go?" You'll look at her and say, "No, it's f*cking expensive — let's f*ck on the floor instead." #Smile.

After seeing those beds the next thing you could retrieve is all about sex How pity is your mind?

would love to get this

gaming, programming and eating wouldn't be bad on it plus less back and neck pain

You can Never get this with original mattress for N100,000


I can bet my 2 balls


Yes, i know because im in the mattress business and this is luxury

make sure this is for your own house and not in a rented apartment


also make sure its master bedroom and not all these tiny looking spaces called rooms!

This will barely make you sleep.

With all the features, it will do the opposite. It will keep you active and awake.

iClef:
This is the kind of bed a woman will visit, look at it and say, "Please, can we f*ck on it before I go?" You'll look at her and say, "No, it's f*cking expensive — let's f*ck on the floor instead." #Smile.

That's if she ask.

Timbers

I need the Aba made.
Just put only a refrigerator and TV in the room.
If all will cost total 250K it is not a bad idea

@iClef
The laptop space makes no sense to me! Superficial.

Bonatheripper:
You can Never get this with original mattress for N100,000


I can bet my 2 balls


Yes, i know because im in the mattress business and this is luxury

i'll rather bet your balls,minus transport we can get 2 for 100k in abba,all thanks to our igbo brothers

It illegend again

Who knows the function of that place the girl is lying on? It's the second reason I must have this frame.

iClef:
This is the kind of bed a woman will visit, look at it and say, "Please, can we f*ck on it before I go?" You'll look at her and say, "No, it's f*cking expensive — let's f*ck on the floor instead." #Smile.

my nigga i owe u one bottle of Hennessy..
that's if only i can afford for this corona period

At comments above, with mattress, it'll be more than 100k, so I only need the frame.

Money making tip for anyone who wants to try it.

As the carpenter is working on it, get a professional video camera and record the process, then turn it to a 10 minute YouTube video and you'll regain your money spent on making the frame back.

This is what smart black people and oyibo people do. It's called digital money.

If you mean business. AlphMas Furniture will make it for you 320k. Cheaper offer may mean low quality materials. Be guided!!!

iClef:
Please, how much do you think a carpenter can do this bed frame for me? A white colored one.

Getting Ilegend vibe... He can put a misleading topic for Africa....

Ilegendd is that you?

HomerTimpson:
i'll rather bet your balls,minus transport we can get 2 for 100k in abba,all thanks to our igbo brothers

Good luck with that


There's difference between original and fake


Of course you can buy Nigerian jersey at N500 in Abba






I'm Igbo btw

This kind of bed needs quality materials so that it can last and enjoyable...chai see bed o

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