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Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by SweetCunt97(f): 5:10pm On Jun 27, 2020
adeadeyera:
Pythons don't bite.
Says who? They'll clamp down on ur flesh and try to wrap you.
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jun 27, 2020
Food is ready
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Kemimarch16(f): 5:12pm On Jun 27, 2020
pepper soup is ready
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by highfaculty(m): 5:15pm On Jun 27, 2020
Oracle55:
I killed this Python in my street this morning after having swallowed a goat
How do you cope with this kind of lie? Which goat this broom snake swallow?
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Jarus(m): 5:15pm On Jun 27, 2020
thesicilian:
How do you guys manage to kill such large snakes without getting bitten?
Same thoughts here.

I wonder how people face these monsters.
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by pek(m): 5:16pm On Jun 27, 2020
Is it this snake or another one that swallowed a goat?
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by bizhop01: 5:20pm On Jun 27, 2020
Stop killing animal
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by tuna4servi(m): 5:21pm On Jun 27, 2020
Lie kill you there with the goat wey this thing swallow
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by RedPhoenix: 5:21pm On Jun 27, 2020
KanwuIiaExtra:
how e dey do damage when dem don chop off the head?
Wow. Google
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by cybriz82(m): 5:22pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
Unlike a mammalian jaw that is built for brute force, a snake's is rigged with tendons, muscles, and ligaments that give the jaw a gymnast's flexibility.maybe d snake was about swallowing d goat after squeezing d life out of goat before d op killd it.
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by adeadeyera(m): 5:24pm On Jun 27, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Says who? They'll clamp down on ur flesh and try to wrap you.
Does clamping down mean the same thing as biting?
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by pocohantas(f):
That a snake kills by constriction, doesn’t mean it can’t bite. Its bite is just not harmful, since it isn’t venomous and it will most likely not aim at biting as a first instinct.

Pythons can bite.
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Nobody:
Oracle55:
I killed this Python in my street this morning after having swallowed a goat
Lala on sighting the snake.

Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by SweetCunt97(f): 5:26pm On Jun 27, 2020
adeadeyera:
Does clamping down mean the same thing as biting?
It will bite you and hold on before trying to wrap you and swallow. It doesn't bite venomously like others though
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by AmazingELixir: 5:27pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
grin grin grin

Your scrotum and the eggs within are of no value...nobody is taking that bet..
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by SamOgasco(m): 5:27pm On Jun 27, 2020
Abge you need not include swallowing of goat before we believe you ooooo. Cos I can't see any sign of goad swallowing from the pics oooo.
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by SweetCunt97(f): 5:28pm On Jun 27, 2020
KanwuIiaExtra:
and after wrapping? What next?
crush your bones by constricting you then proceed to swallow from the head grin
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by jeff1607(m): 5:29pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
Oya the balls grin
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by perdollar(m): 5:31pm On Jun 27, 2020
that's not python. it's anaconda. argue wt d missing goat
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by pyrex23(m): 5:31pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
That phyton can swallow a goat.. I'm telling you..
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Innocentdave: 5:32pm On Jun 27, 2020
If they snake resurrect from death in your hand.... Menh
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Samade7: 5:32pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
Are u a monster? Or u mean boobby? When do females start having scrotum?
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by ThatFairGuy: 5:33pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
Mannabbq.grills here for us. Fast fast bro grin
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Prechgold1180(m): 5:34pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
can u donate it now
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by DenreleDave(m): 5:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
jeff1607:
Oya the balls grin
Which ballshuh grin
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by DenreleDave(m): 5:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
Prechgold1180:
can u donate it now
Take a strand of my hair grin
Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by freemi(m): 5:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..huh

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake
two scrotum. But r u a woman or man
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