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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 9:47pm On Jul 08, 2020
pope191:


Lol, just pack ur corolla for front of lush mall and claim u r not Uber driver, u'll explain urself tire that day. It remind me of the day I pack my korope behind one cross tour, the rider came out and head to the cross tour, I just deh inside my car, deh look d oloju nla trying to open the cross tour cheesy in my mind is like, goan embarrass urself, cos if u r the owner of dis fine car, u'll put it on uber. Only God knows d eyes she will use to look my korope after realising her mistake.

No kill me abeg, na so I dey with babe for circle mall.. after working hours oo..I no do uber work that day.

Na so 2girls come open my door for back say " start the trip" the babe wey I carry burst laff.. na so I look my self say.. see wetin Corolla dey cause! Even if I wan do fine boy comet with babe na so girls go just come open my door say make I start the trip.

Modified.. what I do on days I don't work.. I always hang my suit for back

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davidtuzy(m): 9:48pm On Jul 08, 2020
Please i need a car on rental/Hp for Uber
Car type: Matrix / corolla
Contact: 08100894157
Location: Lagos
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 10:05pm On Jul 08, 2020
mrjaydee:
Funny thing happened yesterday, didn't go to work so I on my huber app.. Got a request in Ilupeju going to gbagada. I picked up the rider and I decided to follow one way (just abt 50meters) to link up the Express. I knew what I was doing thr other route linking the Express was badly flooded and damaged.

Next thing police jump out from nowhere make I park. Na so I park, Olopa sharply enter my car.

Police: your offence is 50k..blah blah blah
Me: Oga calm down, the other road is bad that's why i took this route.

Police: Drive go station... Taskforce go impound your car.
Me: oga which way be your station
Rider: please oga police I'm late, let me give you 2k for the troubles.
Police: after initial gra gra collected the 2k and came down.

Me: madam rider thanks jare don't mind this police people. She just smiled.

Na so, I drop rider for her house, next thing I hear phone ringing under the front passenger seat.

Na olopa phone, one old Nokia phone, na so I take get small phone..


grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 08, 2020
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sofdoc1: 10:09pm On Jul 08, 2020
davidtuzy:
yea
Swwweeett!

What are you waiting for brother?

I would like to think you would be in a position to get more riders. Remitting shouldn't be an issue.

Can you wait four years though? Or is there an option to buy out of the contract...i.e you pay up the remainder of the money at a go and take the ride?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
pope191:


Boss don't get it twisted, cross tour 3.5L is not dat easy... Not all drivers r out for d money, some r drivers in Mrjaydee's & Tojahh's clothing.
i understand bro, early days of ehailing venza don give me ride before
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2020
mrjaydee:


No kill me abeg, na so I dey with babe for circle mall.. after working hours oo..I no do uber work that day.

Na so 2girls come open my door for back say " start the trip" the babe wey I carry burst laff.. na so I look my self say.. see wetin Corolla dey cause! Even if I wan do fine boy comet with babe na so girls go just come open my door say make I start the trip.

Modified.. what I do on days I don't work.. I always hang my suit for back

grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2020
mrjaydee:


No kill me abeg, na so I dey with babe for circle mall.. after working hours oo..I no do uber work that day.

Na so 2girls come open my door for back say " start the trip" the babe wey I carry burst laff.. na so I look my self say.. see wetin Corolla dey cause! Even if I wan do fine boy comet with babe na so girls go just come open my door say make I start the trip.

Modified.. what I do on days I don't work.. I always hang my suit for back
I dey laff dey drop water for eyes...chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, my stomach oooooooooooooo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 1daboi: 10:16pm On Jul 08, 2020
mrjaydee:
Funny thing happened yesterday, didn't go to work so I on my huber app.. Got a request in Ilupeju going to gbagada. I picked up the rider and I decided to follow one way (just abt 50meters) to link up the Express. I knew what I was doing thr other route linking the Express was badly flooded and damaged.

Next thing police jump out from nowhere make I park. Na so I park, Olopa sharply enter my car.

Police: your offence is 50k..blah blah blah
Me: Oga calm down, the other road is bad that's why i took this route.

Police: Drive go station... Taskforce go impound your car.
Me: oga which way be your station
Rider: please oga police I'm late, let me give you 2k for the troubles.
Police: after initial gra gra collected the 2k and came down.

Me: madam rider thanks jare don't mind this police people. She just smiled.

Na so, I drop rider for her house, next thing I hear phone ringing under the front passenger seat.

Na olopa phone, one old Nokia phone, na so I take get small phone..
mad o grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:16pm On Jul 08, 2020
pope191:


Boss don't get it twisted, cross tour 3.5L is not dat easy... Not all drivers r out for d money, some r drivers in Mrjaydee's & Tojahh's clothing.

Hahahaha. Abeg na CalabarDick you for mention na. He's our chairman executive drivers association grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:21pm On Jul 08, 2020
mrjaydee:


No kill me abeg, na so I dey with babe for circle mall.. after working hours oo..I no do uber work that day.

Modified.. what I do on days I don't work.. I always hang my suit for back

Some riders will book a ride and choose another car because the believe its supposed to be executive ride. Coro gang dey hear am o. I enter Southern Sun back then, the coro wey dey my front was bounced back base on say na Uber Uniform grin

For my mind I say, Sango thank you, continue helping me confuse them.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sofdoc1: 10:23pm On Jul 08, 2020
davidtuzy:
yea

Swwweeett!

What are you waiting for brother?

I would like to think you would be in a position to get more riders. Remitting shouldn't be an issue.

Can you wait four years though? Or is there an option to buy out of the contract...i.e you pay up the remainder of the money at a go and take the ride?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:35pm On Jul 08, 2020
Chuwaa:


Just remove the head of the battery daily and it will mess up their records, while you combine with Bolt. Or find a way to locate the transponder and disable wisely.

I forsee plenty debts cos of cash trips. But the POS will be in their account?
But why
Not fair sad

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by owolabi5: 3:31am On Jul 09, 2020
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NYCnextStop(m): 6:38am On Jul 09, 2020
Chuwaa:


Just remove the head of the battery daily and it will mess up their records, while you combine with Bolt. Or find a way to locate the transponder and disable wisely.

I forsee plenty debts cos of cash trips. But the POS will be in their account?
grin grin

True @bolded
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NYCnextStop(m): 6:44am On Jul 09, 2020
pope191:


U r getting dia, little by little u will get to the permanent site grin


https://www.nairaland.com/5978585/woman-falls-love-uber-driver

Felicity001 come and see ooo, dis could have been u & her, but u r busy fighting dem *Japaa*
hey pope

What’s up with your Bolt account... Have you resolved the issue?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 7:12am On Jul 09, 2020
NYCnextStop:
hey pope

What’s up with your Bolt account... Have you resolved the issue?

Nope, patiently waiting for then to open dia office
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Maax23: 7:25am On Jul 09, 2020
mrjaydee:


No kill me abeg, na so I dey with babe for circle mall.. after working hours oo..I no do uber work that day.

Na so 2girls come open my door for back say " start the trip" the babe wey I carry burst laff.. na so I look my self say.. see wetin Corolla dey cause! Even if I wan do fine boy comet with babe na so girls go just come open my door say make I start the trip.

Modified.. what I do on days I don't work.. I always hang my suit for back

grin. Change car, Uber don cast corolla

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Maax23: 7:37am On Jul 09, 2020
lexylexy:



I really don't understand why you're hell bent on discouraging drivers from taking up the moove cars.

Firstly, it's on rental, not HP. Is it not better to drive a brand new car on rental, than these lemon cars all over the place. Repair and maintenance is on moove at 25k weekly.

It's a sweet deal if you ask me.

This is ain't a sweet deal bro. N6,000,000 million car is not suitable for this business. Paying up will be really difficult. I call it a self induced slavery. Regardless of the cheap fares, there are so many uncertainties sorrunding this business. In this case only the wise excel.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by computerglobal(m): 8:04am On Jul 09, 2020


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sofdoc1: 9:11am On Jul 09, 2020
Hello guys, please what is the procedure for renewal of drivers licence?

I read of a more effective way to do it and a moniker was shared...forgotten all those details.

cc felicity001
izzou
Thank you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 9:19am On Jul 09, 2020
pope191:


Lol, just pack ur corolla for front of lush mall and claim u r not Uber driver, u'll explain urself tire that day. It remind me of the day I pack my korope behind one cross tour, the rider came out and head to the cross tour, I just deh inside my car, deh look d oloju nla trying to open the cross tour cheesy in my mind is like, goan embarrass urself, cos if u r the owner of dis fine car, u'll put it on uber. Only God knows d eyes she will use to look my korope after realising her mistake.

Na torch light phone she use order for the ride, abi she no see the type of ride when suppose pick her?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 9:22am On Jul 09, 2020
pope191:


Boss don't get it twisted, cross tour 3.5L is not dat easy... Not all drivers r out for d money, some r drivers in Mrjaydee's & Tojahh's clothing.

as well as calabardick
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:23am On Jul 09, 2020
Maax23:


This is ain't a sweet deal bro. N6,000,000 million car is not suitable for this business. Paying up will be really difficult. I call it a self induced slavery. Regardless of the cheap fares, there are so many uncertainties sorrunding this business. In this case only the wise excel.
It's the sweetest deal for drivers on rentals. Moove will soon move out of the market with this unwise business idea of using brand new cars for uber. Drivers will cash out and abandon the cars when they finally succumb to evil roads and demonic floods

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:25am On Jul 09, 2020
Are angels doing laundry today? This one it's raining foamy water around Anthony Maryland and mobolaji bank Anthony
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gnykelly(m): 9:57am On Jul 09, 2020
deedee44:

It's the sweetest deal for drivers on rentals. Moove will soon move out of the market with this unwise business idea of using brand new cars for uber. Drivers will cash out and abandon the cars when they finally succumb to evil roads and demonic floods

some people will be inside office draft business plan based on imaginary projection without being on the street to know the vibe. they will learn.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 10:11am On Jul 09, 2020
deedee44:

It's the sweetest deal for drivers on rentals. Moove will soon move out of the market with this unwise business idea of using brand new cars for uber. Drivers will cash out and abandon the cars when they finally succumb to evil roads and demonic floods

My take on this moove cars is simple. You take the car and pay 25k weekly. If you stop meeting up, you return the car. What is your business with the cost of the car?
Shebi they are to repair and maintain (including servicing) for you?
It’s not HP o, it’s rental.
Let moove worry about how to recoup their money.
Wetin concern you?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tochex101(m): 10:15am On Jul 09, 2020
deedee44:
Are angels doing laundry today? This one it's raining foamy water around Anthony Maryland and mobolaji bank Anthony
Something to do with LASEMA and oil pollution control.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:00am On Jul 09, 2020
Hey
I just wanted to let you know you can partner with me (Driver) on bolt for weekly remittance/delivery in Lagos as a vehicle owner.

Simply quote this post, I'll respond ASAP
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:08am On Jul 09, 2020
Anybody with FAAN task force connect ?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:29am On Jul 09, 2020
gnykelly:


some people will be inside office draft business plan based on imaginary projection without being on the street to know the vibe. they will learn.
Dem no dey telli person, that's how some partners end up borrowing money to buy car for Uber.
They will be calculating everything on paper and then later see the reality, there is no way they will be able to recoup the money never.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Maax23: 12:54pm On Jul 09, 2020
deedee44:

It's the sweetest deal for drivers on rentals. Moove will soon move out of the market with this unwise business idea of using brand new cars for uber. Drivers will cash out and abandon the cars when they finally succumb to evil roads and demonic floods
Actually referring to higher purchase drivers.

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