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How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 3:29pm On Jul 19, 2020
Hey guys, hope you’re alright? I’ve done seen alot of threads spurting up on this section about redpill and the recent overuse of the word simp, alpha etc and it’s really funny how y’all have been misled.. *facepalm*

I’ve helped alot of Nairalanders even Females that reached out through pms.. one recently even got married and was like guy, write a guide and post it on NL for the young generation and ignorant guys as your chit is very precise and understandable to the average nigeran guy... Redpill isn’t just about men.. a lady reached out to me here and jeez she was a married woman that has always been repeatedly abused by her husband and i advised her to involve the law enforcement and now she’s living peacefully with her kids... Let’s learn to love an appreciate quality women because not all women are bad.

Misinformation is worse than ignorance... Also, ive seen alot of comments on those threads with users flexing their ego about how many girls they’ve laid and all that blatant bullshit that does not in anyway add value to their lives or the life of others but brainwash this men into faking and doing desperate stupid shit just to get female attention or get laid and also to massage their flaccid ego.

I’m here to stop y’all from being misled... don’t get me wrong, those threads hold some really useful information and i do not know everything neither am i a messiah but there’s one important thing that’s missing which is VALUE and the ultimate purpose in the male dating strategy which i will address.. Redpill isn’t solely about getting laid and understanding women or manipulating women or game... if you wanna know that, you could as well google for pick up artists videos or memorize 48 laws of power (this is a good book don’t get me wrong but it’s sickening hearing guys quote for quote say laws to mislead the public) and all that bull5hit that just makes you a creep and a loser to a high quality woman.. Solving your sexual problems is a part of redpill but that isn’t the ultimate purpose. You will never know the feeling of piping a high status woman with standards if you don’t know the real truth. Being a high quality man you shouldn’t settle for less, you should be confident and filled with charisma.

UDS (ultimate dating solution) isn’t about:
Hating all women because your secondary school crush or college crush broke your soft heart made of rare south African diamond with gold encrusting... it also isn’t about sugar coating the truth or claiming to know everything or be a professor on a faceless forum... Also avoid this thread if you’re a Misogynist, MGTOW, INCEL or a troll (thread derailers or i hate broke boys gang plz backoff!) We love women so much on this thread and only want the best for them so that we get the best for ourselves. “You don’t say you’re the prize when you are actually an empty gift box” - me.

UDS is about swallowing the redpill not the blackpill (women hater and false projection of alpha) or bluepill mixed with redpill: Guys that after having the first sex start revealing their beta trait and telling her she’s the most sweetest girl they’ve ever d1cked! Or how she’s prettier than their mom or how she cooks better chicken than KFC..

Wtf guys! This happens all the time... I remember my supposedly alpha friend... he’s 6’4 black aggressive basketballer and all, after acting alpha with his supposed unicorn (a hb8 [hot bait]) he started following her like a handbag to everywhere and when she broke up with him ( which always happens eventually) he was so depressed and cried (red eyes) infront of us when we mocked him.... Don’t be like him! This thread is going to be your:

• How to put yourself in a situation that gets you high quality women

• Bulletproof against slutty girls using you for free lunch and airtime

• Bulletproof against manipulation

• Knowing when to pump and dump

• Knowing which girl to keep as your gf

• Knowing the right road to take when you’re lost

• How to wear a condom (because most of us are dumb and don’t believe STDs are real)

• Knowing how to not text a girl 10x in a row because she’s ignoring you

• And importantly, knowing how to be a high quality man that your family will be proud of not just impressing every slut wearing a revealing outfit and has tattoos (I like girls with tattoos).

Hold on,
I’ve already started a discord server incase this thread gets derailed in future or feminist wins the war against men in future and deletes this thread:

https://discord./XP9gHmH

Some abbreviations and slangs reference we’ll use throughout this threads:

AWALT: All women are the same. You see that girl you think fell from heaven? She’ll leave you if you’re a loser or lost your job or dress dirty or get sick.. always remember AWALT.

UNICORN: You think she’s different and an angel like the girl davido sings about? Then she’s your special unicorn.. but i warn you, the only true unicorn in your life is your mom. Many have and are still following this road thinking they’re special but i warn you, it will not go as planned and you’ll waste your valuable time.. you could be the next billionaire if only you used those times instead of believing everything davido said about finding and spending money on your special unicorn, he’s only selling you his music.. he hasn’t even married his unicorn.. use your 6 (head).

CUCKED: if you’re being repeatedly cheated on or used as a free lunch/meal ticket by a girl then you’re being cucked lolz... i was cucked so hard in sec sch.. i used to give a girl (my then gf ) 5h-1k before I could kiss her or make her sit on my lap. That was when 5h had serious value.. looking back at her now after knowing the truth, my life so much better and she wants me back but nah! Never take back a cheater!

BPD: Borderline Personality Disorder (google about this for extra info)...when you meet a bpd woman or girl it either makes you stronger or destroys you... I remember one bpd girl at college back then... she came to my house and faked fainting infront of my parents and did all stupid shit for attention and blackmail... A bpd can and will do anything to control you, ruin you or get back at you for even the simplest reasons like talking to another girl... my friend’s bpd gf arranged gang members to beat him up and she came the next day to have sex with him with his swollen eyes... it was many months later a member of the gang told us what happened... you can see why bpd girls are a no go area? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

RUNS GIRL: We all know this one haha! But you don’t really know everything about them... we’ll be using this term alot... it’s in every girl’s dna even married women.. even that girl you respect so much in choir section in your moms church... that girl you see dress so decently at 2am watches rape porn and fantasize about swallowing a long 8inch pipe... The great thing about Nigeria runs girl’s is that they only show that evil side to their clients not you their friend, brother, colleague... although this thread will teach you how to be their client without paying... relationships are transactions don’t be scared of being a client... even marriages are transactions so stfu if you think or disagree chit! My female friend of over 5yrs is a runs girl.. ( didn’t meet her as one) a professional one, she’s gone to dubai etc but i swear you’ll never know unless you’re a client... she posts about God on her statuses on social media you’ll think she’s a wife material! Of course she is a wife material lol she’s my friend lol and we want the best for our friends but I’m telling you I won’t want my son or any of you brothers stick your pipe in dirt. Just imagining the different kinds of pipe she’s taken in makes me cringe.

HB8: Short abbreviation for Hot bait! It means a girl in the 8s, 9s and probably 10s in the hotness/sexiness scale.. say model type chicks like banky W wife adesua (I think she’s a solid cool...

Branch Swing: We’ve all watched National Geographic channel and saw how monkeys jump and swing from one tree to another? Women are beautiful creatures like our mom and dear sisters and are not ugly as monkeys, but i tell you bro, they do have mad jumping skills when it comes to switching from one guy to another.. in-fact they even set traps for you to enter so they can swing effectively and come back to you while you still apologize for a mistake you didn’t make. You could just wake up to a text that reads: baby i want a break up.. it’s over.. i want sometime to be myself.. This isn’t working.. And you thinking to yourself, tf did i do wrong? I’ve bought her the latest iPhone and a new house... am I ugly or my Pipe small? No brother! she has successfully found someone to branch swing to... Girls are always constantly searching for who to branch swing with even if they’re married. They need new exciting things to do bro, don’t get me wrong but after a few months if you’re not killing and wasting top dollar taking her to china or japan to watch anime and climbing the China wall you finna bore her and she’ll wish an angel will appear as a guy to save her from you! Guess what? You ran out of luck and that nigga shows up? She’s leaving you my bro... I’m sorry but you don’t have to be in such a sad situation that’s why I started this thread.. to make you the best man you can be and recognizing this traits and silencing them as a man! Also to make you that nigga she branch swings to! Think of regina! I see so many people cap chit that she’s dating a old man and I laugh... ned a real nigga for real.. he works on himself a lot and he getting what he deserves while gina living her best life on a private jet giving ned good ride in the air, experiences that none of us might ever have in our lifetime unless you take a step to improve your miserable life..


SMV: Most of y’all already know this... SEXUAL MARKET VALUE... This is one of the most important aspects of UDS, you see how girls recently always talk about wanting a fresh guy and you’re like tf is a fresh guy? Money? Designer clothing? Material possessions? Yeah you maybe right but Its SMV they’re generally talking about dumbass ! Lemme tell you a short story my brothers... i once saw this 19yr old few years ago... she was a HB8, very pretty and model kinda face... a face that will give you premature ejaculation when she stares at you directly so i was like why not follow the saying: “catch them young”.. Groom her to be my unicorn (worst mistake i ever made! Remember there are no unicorns)... i took this girl out every day and showed her to my friends (high SMV guys), took her to the mall showed her to even my sister but I prevented her from associating with my family as that would’ve spelt doom for me (never ever get a pretty girl close to your family yet unless you’re married! Its easier for them to win a battle from the inside)... she had daddy issues so i was like a father she never truly had... i even flew her to lagos ( her first time flying ever..! she lied her dad took her when she was little but i noticed she couldn’t even put on the seatbelt in the aircraft) with me and everywhere i went she was with me.. she loves sitting near the window of the plane... my severely experienced natural redpilled friend I’ll call him mr W, warned me that I’m making a wrong decision exposing this girl to the lifestyle and giving her underserving level... but i ignored him... her game was so intricate that even me questioned myself, she refused gifts and didn’t even demand for money and did everything i said... I thought i hit jackpot, i’d even tell her to ride me till I release! early in the morning when she’s hungry and tired and she’ll ride me like a IndecentStar without questioning chit! I felt like a boss... took her to parties and let her roam the whole place and no one could dare approach her even a senator wouldn’t because she finna ignore (atleast niggas used to tell me)... but as months passed our relationship started growing cold, my little unicorn had now had so much rich contacts and connections through me she no longer found me interesting and was waiting for the right moment to branch swing to the freshest guy (higher SMV) ... i was smart and broke up with her first by going ghost on her azz... till this day she craves my attention and likes all my chit on instagram ... i bet she even wants the pipe the last time even though she’s obviously with someone else... because i worked on myself and hit the gym and continued to focus on my career, skills and job without letting a woman be my sole focus or priority in life.. I recently found out by her best friend she had a quarrel with that she was collecting the D from one lowlife guy all that time we were supposedly serious and even had an abortion and that she’s a serial lesbian (no wonder i was getting those crazy snake riding positions)... and during that time her friend was giving me mad green light but I ignored... but again if you want to know a quality girl, look at her friends.... but this is a story of how great girls are at concealing their true hypergamic nature... no matter what you say, what you do and how high you climb, she will leave you (branch swing) for a guy with a higher SMV. I was only lucky because i had my senses intact at that time and i was so cool it made it harder to branchswing.. I’m not saying if you reading this had a private jet and houses in banana island you won’t make her trip, she’ll definitely trip but she’ll think carefully.. be that nigga she thinks carefully for.

SHIT TEST: This is what we face everyday... from our parents to our siblings etc.. we are bombarded with shit tests... you remember the time you invited your babe to your house and she said the classic: I want to go home o... it’s getting late.. Real niggas always put her legs in the air and her pants down after that statement.. dumb niggas always never hit it after that statement... So I’ll teach you how to identify and counter shit tests... shit tests from nigerian girls are crazy and confusing to spot...

(I’ll add more as we progress)...

Swallowing the pill or being alpha isn’t a status symbol or something to brag about like holding your iPhone 11 so the apple logo shows to attract / intimidate an insecure poor girl standing next to you... if anything it’s irritating and repulsive... Being redpilled is a state of mind and a way of thinking that makes you a better /real man in general... some months ago a girl was resting on my chest after making out and was like do you know about this redpill stuff? I was like: wtf is that? She was like those internet warriors that hate women kinda like the male version of feminism? I laughed and told her I don’t know what that is.... and later that night we banged harder than I imagined... you see? She shit tested me right there and i passed because i know my purpose and that knowledge is power not the abuse of power or a status symbol or boasting about how you’ve banged 20,000 girls... Unlike niggas in this section that go around telling girls they’re alpha and redpilled while completely missing the entire point of redpill itself... if you’re one of such people get out of this thread immediately!

Do not quote or reply anyone that trolls or tries to scatter our message into tiny particles by discussing insignificant things on this thread.

Like, Share and follow this thread if you’ve read to this point so we can save that dumb nigga over there from getting cucked! Ask questions below and if you know your stuff very well contribute! Let’s kickstart this movement and stop the brainwashing! I’ll update thread if I receive positive feedbacks! Lemme eat lunch now brb. My fingers hurts typing all this.. don’t forget to join our Nairaland discord server below on my siggy (I’ll tweak the server for advanced functionality tomorrow)

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Redwater666(f): 3:39pm On Jul 19, 2020
cry cry
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 3:58pm On Jul 19, 2020
Redwater666:
cry cry
Lol what's the matter? you're free to air your opinion.
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by babtaima(m): 4:03pm On Jul 19, 2020
Redwater666:
cry cry
Are you Scared of being exposed? Hahahaha... nice one OP... following. i love how you explained things man, already tired of the red pill red pill redpill everywhere. finally someone that understands redpill philosophy and theory and how it can be practicalized cheesy

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 4:19pm On Jul 19, 2020
babtaima:

Are you Scared of being exposed? Hahahaha... nice one OP... following. i love how you explained things man, already tired of the red pill red pill redpill everywhere. finally someone that understands redpill philosophy and theory and how it can be practicalized cheesy
Go easy on her bro... Lol.
yeah the whole misinformation was becoming really crazy.. someone needed to call this chit out.. i believe they're some really smart guys on NL or some feminist opening fake accounts and paying smart guys to derail threads and spread misinformation.
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Redwater666(f): 4:55pm On Jul 19, 2020
babtaima:

Are you Scared of being exposed? Hahahaha... nice one OP... following. i love how you explained things man, already tired of the red pill red pill redpill everywhere. finally someone that understands redpill philosophy and theory and how it can be practicalized cheesy
you must be crazy! keep studying women rather than channeling I your energy to productive things
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by merieam16(f): 5:28pm On Jul 19, 2020
Reading nd smiling

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 6:50pm On Jul 19, 2020
merieam16:
Reading nd smiling
why are you smiling... hahaha are you hiding under a female moniker?
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Innercircle0(m): 10:47am On Jul 20, 2020
OP this is interesting and 100% true please continue... what is the discord server about and how do I join? please throw more light on the runs girls and branch swinging part because i c so many girls having this problem.. all the same kudos to you for such well put together write up.. cheesy

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 3:24pm On Jul 20, 2020
Innercircle0:
OP this is interesting and 100% true please continue... what is the discord server about and how do I join? please throw more light on the runs girls and branch swinging part because i c so many girls having this problem.. all the same kudos to you for such well put together write up.. cheesy
Thanks for your feedback... yeah discord server is like a chat room where we can chat anonymously.. it's a fun and interesting service..

Look around you... most of this girls are runs girls it's just harder to spot with some girls... it's in their DNA and its natural.. some girls try to suppress this innate trait to land a potential mate but only for so long... They're some techniques that can be used for vetting potential runs girls:
- Lies: watch what they say... action speaks louder than words... does she likes partying? clubbing? hanging out late at night? keeping too many male friends? talk too much and do little? wear short skirt in cold weather?

This are some of the things you could look out for... they're signs everywhere when it comes to vetting a runs girls or slutty woman, you just have to look for even slight signs and take action immediately... Pump and dump.. or hard Next her..

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Innercircle0(m): 9:50am On Jul 22, 2020
mutantninja:

Thanks for your feedback... yeah discord server is like a chat room where we can chat anonymously.. it's a fun and interesting service..

Cool theory.. I'll join the discord when i. download the app.
I agree with everything you said above but most girls i know have this flaws does this mean they're all runs girls? because this is exactly how every girl in today's society is
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2020
Innercircle0:

Cool theory.. I'll join the discord when i. download the app.
I agree with everything you said above but most girls i know have this flaws does this mean they're all runs girls? because this is exactly how every girl in today's society is
It’s biological man... it’s from their nature, DNA encoding lol... it’s just that some are good at suppressing this negative emotions while some aren’t.. that’s why you see women and girls with perfect marriages and relationships still cheat without any logical explanation whatsoever...

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by BigSarah(f): 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2020
Trash..
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Innercircle0(m): 3:25pm On Jul 22, 2020
BigSarah:
Trash..
How is this thrash? it's a guys only thread lol get out from here baby girl.
mutantninja:

It’s biological man... it’s from their nature, DNA encoding lol... it’s just that some are good at suppressing this negative emotions while some aren’t.. that’s why you see women and girls with perfect marriages and relationships still cheat without any logical explanation whatsoever...

hmmm wow... how do you prevent them from cheating? is it even possible or it entirely depends on the type of person she is?
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Richadv(m): 7:11pm On Jul 22, 2020
mutantninja:
Hey guys, hope you’re alright? I’ve done seen alot of threads spurting up on this section about redpill and the recent overuse of the word simp, alpha etc and it’s really funny how y’all have been misled.. *facepalm*

I’ve helped alot of Nairalanders even Females that reached out through pms.. one recently even got married and was like guy, write a guide and post it on NL for the young generation and ignorant guys as your chit is very precise and understandable to the average nigeran guy... Redpill isn’t just about men.. a lady reached out to me here and jeez she was a married woman that has always been repeatedly abused by her husband and i advised her to involve the law enforcement and now she’s living peacefully with her kids... Let’s learn to love an appreciate quality women because not all women are bad.

Misinformation is worse than ignorance... Also, ive seen alot of comments on those threads with users flexing their ego about how many girls they’ve laid and all that blatant bullshit that does not in anyway add value to their lives or the life of others but brainwash this men into faking and doing desperate stupid shit just to get female attention or get laid and also to massage their flaccid ego.

I’m here to stop y’all from being misled... don’t get me wrong, those threads hold some really useful information and i do not know everything neither am i a messiah but there’s one important thing that’s missing which is VALUE and the ultimate purpose in the male dating strategy which i will address.. Redpill isn’t solely about getting laid and understanding women or manipulating women or game... if you wanna know that, you could as well google for pick up artists videos or memorize 48 laws of power (this is a good book don’t get me wrong but it’s sickening hearing guys quote for quote say laws to mislead the public) and all that bull5hit that just makes you a creep and a loser to a high quality woman.. Solving your sexual problems is a part of redpill but that isn’t the ultimate purpose. You will never know the feeling of piping a high status woman with standards if you don’t know the real truth. Being a high quality man you shouldn’t settle for less, you should be confident and filled with charisma.

UDS (ultimate dating solution) isn’t about:
Hating all women because your secondary school crush or college crush broke your soft heart made of rare south African diamond with gold encrusting... it also isn’t about sugar coating the truth or claiming to know everything or be a professor on a faceless forum... Also avoid this thread if you’re a Misogynist, MGTOW, INCEL or a troll (thread derailers or i hate broke boys gang plz backoff!) We love women so much on this thread and only want the best for them so that we get the best for ourselves. “You don’t say you’re the prize when you are actually an empty gift box” - me.

UDS is about swallowing the redpill not the blackpill (women hater and false projection of alpha) or bluepill mixed with redpill: Guys that after having the first sex start revealing their beta trait and telling her she’s the most sweetest girl they’ve ever d1cked! Or how she’s prettier than their mom or how she cooks better chicken than KFC..

Wtf guys! This happens all the time... I remember my supposedly alpha friend... he’s 6’4 black aggressive basketballer and all, after acting alpha with his supposed unicorn (a hb8 [hot bait]) he started following her like a handbag to everywhere and when she broke up with him ( which always happens eventually) he was so depressed and cried (red eyes) infront of us when we mocked him.... Don’t be like him! This thread is going to be your:

• How to put yourself in a situation that gets you high quality women

• Bulletproof against slutty girls using you for free lunch and airtime

• Bulletproof against manipulation

• Knowing when to pump and dump

• Knowing which girl to keep as your gf

• Knowing the right road to take when you’re lost

• How to wear a condom (because most of us are dumb and don’t believe STDs are real)

• Knowing how to not text a girl 10x in a row because she’s ignoring you

• And importantly, knowing how to be a high quality man that your family will be proud of not just impressing every slut wearing a revealing outfit and has tattoos (I like girls with tattoos).

Hold on,
I’ve already started a discord server incase this thread gets derailed in future or feminist wins the war against men in future and deletes this thread:

https://discord./XP9gHmH

Some abbreviations and slangs reference we’ll use throughout this threads:

AWALT: All women are the same. You see that girl you think fell from heaven? She’ll leave you if you’re a loser or lost your job or dress dirty or get sick.. always remember AWALT.

UNICORN: You think she’s different and an angel like the girl davido sings about? Then she’s your special unicorn.. but i warn you, the only true unicorn in your life is your mom. Many have and are still following this road thinking they’re special but i warn you, it will not go as planned and you’ll waste your valuable time.. you could be the next billionaire if only you used those times instead of believing everything davido said about finding and spending money on your special unicorn, he’s only selling you his music.. he hasn’t even married his unicorn.. use your 6 (head).

CUCKED: if you’re being repeatedly cheated on or used as a free lunch/meal ticket by a girl then you’re being cucked lolz... i was cucked so hard in sec sch.. i used to give a girl (my then gf ) 5h-1k before I could kiss her or make her sit on my lap. That was when 5h had serious value.. looking back at her now after knowing the truth, my life so much better and she wants me back but nah! Never take back a cheater!

BPD: Borderline Personality Disorder (google about this for extra info)...when you meet a bpd woman or girl it either makes you stronger or destroys you... I remember one bpd girl at college back then... she came to my house and faked fainting infront of my parents and did all stupid shit for attention and blackmail... A bpd can and will do anything to control you, ruin you or get back at you for even the simplest reasons like talking to another girl... my friend’s bpd gf arranged gang members to beat him up and she came the next day to have sex with him with his swollen eyes... it was many months later a member of the gang told us what happened... you can see why bpd girls are a no go area? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

RUNS GIRL: We all know this one haha! But you don’t really know everything about them... we’ll be using this term alot... it’s in every girl’s dna even married women.. even that girl you respect so much in choir section in your moms church... that girl you see dress so decently at 2am watches rape porn and fantasize about swallowing a long 8inch pipe... The great thing about Nigeria runs girl’s is that they only show that evil side to their clients not you their friend, brother, colleague... although this thread will teach you how to be their client without paying... relationships are transactions don’t be scared of being a client... even marriages are transactions so stfu if you think or disagree chit! My female friend of over 5yrs is a runs girl.. ( didn’t meet her as one) a professional one, she’s gone to dubai etc but i swear you’ll never know unless you’re a client... she posts about God on her statuses on social media you’ll think she’s a wife material! Of course she is a wife material lol she’s my friend lol and we want the best for our friends but I’m telling you I won’t want my son or any of you brothers stick your pipe in dirt. Just imagining the different kinds of pipe she’s taken in makes me cringe.

HB8: Short abbreviation for Hot bait! It means a girl in the 8s, 9s and probably 10s in the hotness/sexiness scale.. say model type chicks like banky W wife adesua (I think she’s a solid cool...

Branch Swing: We’ve all watched National Geographic channel and saw how monkeys jump and swing from one tree to another? Women are beautiful creatures like our mom and dear sisters and are not ugly as monkeys, but i tell you bro, they do have mad jumping skills when it comes to switching from one guy to another.. in-fact they even set traps for you to enter so they can swing effectively and come back to you while you still apologize for a mistake you didn’t make. You could just wake up to a text that reads: baby i want a break up.. it’s over.. i want sometime to be myself.. This isn’t working.. And you thinking to yourself, tf did i do wrong? I’ve bought her the latest iPhone and a new house... am I ugly or my Pipe small? No brother! she has successfully found someone to branch swing to... Girls are always constantly searching for who to branch swing with even if they’re married. They need new exciting things to do bro, don’t get me wrong but after a few months if you’re not killing and wasting top dollar taking her to china or japan to watch anime and climbing the China wall you finna bore her and she’ll wish an angel will appear as a guy to save her from you! Guess what? You ran out of luck and that nigga shows up? She’s leaving you my bro... I’m sorry but you don’t have to be in such a sad situation that’s why I started this thread.. to make you the best man you can be and recognizing this traits and silencing them as a man! Also to make you that nigga she branch swings to! Think of regina! I see so many people cap chit that she’s dating a old man and I laugh... ned a real nigga for real.. he works on himself a lot and he getting what he deserves while gina living her best life on a private jet giving ned good ride in the air, experiences that none of us might ever have in our lifetime unless you take a step to improve your miserable life..


SMV: Most of y’all already know this... SEXUAL MARKET VALUE... This is one of the most important aspects of UDS, you see how girls recently always talk about wanting a fresh guy and you’re like tf is a fresh guy? Money? Designer clothing? Material possessions? Yeah you maybe right but Its SMV they’re generally talking about dumbass ! Lemme tell you a short story my brothers... i once saw this 19yr old few years ago... she was a HB8, very pretty and model kinda face... a face that will give you premature ejaculation when she stares at you directly so i was like why not follow the saying: “catch them young”.. Groom her to be my unicorn (worst mistake i ever made! Remember there are no unicorns)... i took this girl out every day and showed her to my friends (high SMV guys), took her to the mall showed her to even my sister but I prevented her from associating with my family as that would’ve spelt doom for me (never ever get a pretty girl close to your family yet unless you’re married! Its easier for them to win a battle from the inside)... she had daddy issues so i was like a father she never truly had... i even flew her to lagos ( her first time flying ever..! she lied her dad took her when she was little but i noticed she couldn’t even put on the seatbelt in the aircraft) with me and everywhere i went she was with me.. she loves sitting near the window of the plane... my severely experienced natural redpilled friend I’ll call him mr W, warned me that I’m making a wrong decision exposing this girl to the lifestyle and giving her underserving level... but i ignored him... her game was so intricate that even me questioned myself, she refused gifts and didn’t even demand for money and did everything i said... I thought i hit jackpot, i’d even tell her to ride me till I release! early in the morning when she’s hungry and tired and she’ll ride me like a IndecentStar without questioning chit! I felt like a boss... took her to parties and let her roam the whole place and no one could dare approach her even a senator wouldn’t because she finna ignore (atleast niggas used to tell me)... but as months passed our relationship started growing cold, my little unicorn had now had so much rich contacts and connections through me she no longer found me interesting and was waiting for the right moment to branch swing to the freshest guy (higher SMV) ... i was smart and broke up with her first by going ghost on her azz... till this day she craves my attention and likes all my chit on instagram ... i bet she even wants the pipe the last time even though she’s obviously with someone else... because i worked on myself and hit the gym and continued to focus on my career, skills and job without letting a woman be my sole focus or priority in life.. I recently found out by her best friend she had a quarrel with that she was collecting the D from one lowlife guy all that time we were supposedly serious and even had an abortion and that she’s a serial lesbian (no wonder i was getting those crazy snake riding positions)... and during that time her friend was giving me mad green light but I ignored... but again if you want to know a quality girl, look at her friends.... but this is a story of how great girls are at concealing their true hypergamic nature... no matter what you say, what you do and how high you climb, she will leave you (branch swing) for a guy with a higher SMV. I was only lucky because i had my senses intact at that time and i was so cool it made it harder to branchswing.. I’m not saying if you reading this had a private jet and houses in banana island you won’t make her trip, she’ll definitely trip but she’ll think carefully.. be that nigga she thinks carefully for.

SHIT TEST: This is what we face everyday... from our parents to our siblings etc.. we are bombarded with shit tests... you remember the time you invited your babe to your house and she said the classic: I want to go home o... it’s getting late.. Real niggas always put her legs in the air and her pants down after that statement.. dumb niggas always never hit it after that statement... So I’ll teach you how to identify and counter shit tests... shit tests from nigerian girls are crazy and confusing to spot...

(I’ll add more as we progress)...

Swallowing the pill or being alpha isn’t a status symbol or something to brag about like holding your iPhone 11 so the apple logo shows to attract / intimidate an insecure poor girl standing next to you... if anything it’s irritating and repulsive... Being redpilled is a state of mind and a way of thinking that makes you a better /real man in general... some months ago a girl was resting on my chest after making out and was like do you know about this redpill stuff? I was like: wtf is that? She was like those internet warriors that hate women kinda like the male version of feminism? I laughed and told her I don’t know what that is.... and later that night we banged harder than I imagined... you see? She shit tested me right there and i passed because i know my purpose and that knowledge is power not the abuse of power or a status symbol or boasting about how you’ve banged 20,000 girls... Unlike niggas in this section that go around telling girls they’re alpha and redpilled while completely missing the entire point of redpill itself... if you’re one of such people get out of this thread immediately!

Do not quote or reply anyone that trolls or tries to scatter our message into tiny particles by discussing insignificant things on this thread.

Like, Share and follow this thread if you’ve read to this point so we can save that dumb nigga over there from getting cucked! Ask questions below and if you know your stuff very well contribute! Let’s kickstart this movement and stop the brainwashing! I’ll update thread if I receive positive feedbacks! Lemme eat lunch now brb. My fingers hurts typing all this.. don’t forget to join our Nairaland discord server below on my siggy (I’ll tweak the server for advanced functionality tomorrow)


Nice write up,i have a question there this girl i met through a female friend (actually i collected her number)we've talk abit on WhatsApp for about a week, but the problem now us she has not replied my last message since i really want to get down with her nothing more
Any suggestions?

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Boomzaga(m): 9:38pm On Jul 22, 2020
mutantninja:
Hey guys, hope you’re alright? I’ve done seen alot of threads spurting up on this section about redpill and the recent overuse of the word simp, alpha etc and it’s really funny how y’all have been misled.. *facepalm*

I’ve helped alot of Nairalanders even Females that reached out through pms.. one recently even got married and was like guy, write a guide and post it on NL for the young generation and ignorant guys as your chit is very precise and understandable to the average nigeran guy... Redpill isn’t just about men.. a lady reached out to me here and jeez she was a married woman that has always been repeatedly abused by her husband and i advised her to involve the law enforcement and now she’s living peacefully with her kids... Let’s learn to love an appreciate quality women because not all women are bad.

Misinformation is worse than ignorance... Also, ive seen alot of comments on those threads with users flexing their ego about how many girls they’ve laid and all that blatant bullshit that does not in anyway add value to their lives or the life of others but brainwash this men into faking and doing desperate stupid shit just to get female attention or get laid and also to massage their flaccid ego.

I’m here to stop y’all from being misled... don’t get me wrong, those threads hold some really useful information and i do not know everything neither am i a messiah but there’s one important thing that’s missing which is VALUE and the ultimate purpose in the male dating strategy which i will address.. Redpill isn’t solely about getting laid and understanding women or manipulating women or game... if you wanna know that, you could as well google for pick up artists videos or memorize 48 laws of power (this is a good book don’t get me wrong but it’s sickening hearing guys quote for quote say laws to mislead the public) and all that bull5hit that just makes you a creep and a loser to a high quality woman.. Solving your sexual problems is a part of redpill but that isn’t the ultimate purpose. You will never know the feeling of piping a high status woman with standards if you don’t know the real truth. Being a high quality man you shouldn’t settle for less, you should be confident and filled with charisma.

UDS (ultimate dating solution) isn’t about:
Hating all women because your secondary school crush or college crush broke your soft heart made of rare south African diamond with gold encrusting... it also isn’t about sugar coating the truth or claiming to know everything or be a professor on a faceless forum... Also avoid this thread if you’re a Misogynist, MGTOW, INCEL or a troll (thread derailers or i hate broke boys gang plz backoff!) We love women so much on this thread and only want the best for them so that we get the best for ourselves. “You don’t say you’re the prize when you are actually an empty gift box” - me.

UDS is about swallowing the redpill not the blackpill (women hater and false projection of alpha) or bluepill mixed with redpill: Guys that after having the first sex start revealing their beta trait and telling her she’s the most sweetest girl they’ve ever d1cked! Or how she’s prettier than their mom or how she cooks better chicken than KFC..

Wtf guys! This happens all the time... I remember my supposedly alpha friend... he’s 6’4 black aggressive basketballer and all, after acting alpha with his supposed unicorn (a hb8 [hot bait]) he started following her like a handbag to everywhere and when she broke up with him ( which always happens eventually) he was so depressed and cried (red eyes) infront of us when we mocked him.... Don’t be like him! This thread is going to be your:

• How to put yourself in a situation that gets you high quality women

• Bulletproof against slutty girls using you for free lunch and airtime

• Bulletproof against manipulation

• Knowing when to pump and dump

• Knowing which girl to keep as your gf

• Knowing the right road to take when you’re lost

• How to wear a condom (because most of us are dumb and don’t believe STDs are real)

• Knowing how to not text a girl 10x in a row because she’s ignoring you

• And importantly, knowing how to be a high quality man that your family will be proud of not just impressing every slut wearing a revealing outfit and has tattoos (I like girls with tattoos).

Hold on,
I’ve already started a discord server incase this thread gets derailed in future or feminist wins the war against men in future and deletes this thread:

https://discord./XP9gHmH

Some abbreviations and slangs reference we’ll use throughout this threads:

AWALT: All women are the same. You see that girl you think fell from heaven? She’ll leave you if you’re a loser or lost your job or dress dirty or get sick.. always remember AWALT.

UNICORN: You think she’s different and an angel like the girl davido sings about? Then she’s your special unicorn.. but i warn you, the only true unicorn in your life is your mom. Many have and are still following this road thinking they’re special but i warn you, it will not go as planned and you’ll waste your valuable time.. you could be the next billionaire if only you used those times instead of believing everything davido said about finding and spending money on your special unicorn, he’s only selling you his music.. he hasn’t even married his unicorn.. use your 6 (head).

CUCKED: if you’re being repeatedly cheated on or used as a free lunch/meal ticket by a girl then you’re being cucked lolz... i was cucked so hard in sec sch.. i used to give a girl (my then gf ) 5h-1k before I could kiss her or make her sit on my lap. That was when 5h had serious value.. looking back at her now after knowing the truth, my life so much better and she wants me back but nah! Never take back a cheater!

BPD: Borderline Personality Disorder (google about this for extra info)...when you meet a bpd woman or girl it either makes you stronger or destroys you... I remember one bpd girl at college back then... she came to my house and faked fainting infront of my parents and did all stupid shit for attention and blackmail... A bpd can and will do anything to control you, ruin you or get back at you for even the simplest reasons like talking to another girl... my friend’s bpd gf arranged gang members to beat him up and she came the next day to have sex with him with his swollen eyes... it was many months later a member of the gang told us what happened... you can see why bpd girls are a no go area? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

RUNS GIRL: We all know this one haha! But you don’t really know everything about them... we’ll be using this term alot... it’s in every girl’s dna even married women.. even that girl you respect so much in choir section in your moms church... that girl you see dress so decently at 2am watches rape porn and fantasize about swallowing a long 8inch pipe... The great thing about Nigeria runs girl’s is that they only show that evil side to their clients not you their friend, brother, colleague... although this thread will teach you how to be their client without paying... relationships are transactions don’t be scared of being a client... even marriages are transactions so stfu if you think or disagree chit! My female friend of over 5yrs is a runs girl.. ( didn’t meet her as one) a professional one, she’s gone to dubai etc but i swear you’ll never know unless you’re a client... she posts about God on her statuses on social media you’ll think she’s a wife material! Of course she is a wife material lol she’s my friend lol and we want the best for our friends but I’m telling you I won’t want my son or any of you brothers stick your pipe in dirt. Just imagining the different kinds of pipe she’s taken in makes me cringe.

HB8: Short abbreviation for Hot bait! It means a girl in the 8s, 9s and probably 10s in the hotness/sexiness scale.. say model type chicks like banky W wife adesua (I think she’s a solid cool...

Branch Swing: We’ve all watched National Geographic channel and saw how monkeys jump and swing from one tree to another? Women are beautiful creatures like our mom and dear sisters and are not ugly as monkeys, but i tell you bro, they do have mad jumping skills when it comes to switching from one guy to another.. in-fact they even set traps for you to enter so they can swing effectively and come back to you while you still apologize for a mistake you didn’t make. You could just wake up to a text that reads: baby i want a break up.. it’s over.. i want sometime to be myself.. This isn’t working.. And you thinking to yourself, tf did i do wrong? I’ve bought her the latest iPhone and a new house... am I ugly or my Pipe small? No brother! she has successfully found someone to branch swing to... Girls are always constantly searching for who to branch swing with even if they’re married. They need new exciting things to do bro, don’t get me wrong but after a few months if you’re not killing and wasting top dollar taking her to china or japan to watch anime and climbing the China wall you finna bore her and she’ll wish an angel will appear as a guy to save her from you! Guess what? You ran out of luck and that nigga shows up? She’s leaving you my bro... I’m sorry but you don’t have to be in such a sad situation that’s why I started this thread.. to make you the best man you can be and recognizing this traits and silencing them as a man! Also to make you that nigga she branch swings to! Think of regina! I see so many people cap chit that she’s dating a old man and I laugh... ned a real nigga for real.. he works on himself a lot and he getting what he deserves while gina living her best life on a private jet giving ned good ride in the air, experiences that none of us might ever have in our lifetime unless you take a step to improve your miserable life..


SMV: Most of y’all already know this... SEXUAL MARKET VALUE... This is one of the most important aspects of UDS, you see how girls recently always talk about wanting a fresh guy and you’re like tf is a fresh guy? Money? Designer clothing? Material possessions? Yeah you maybe right but Its SMV they’re generally talking about dumbass ! Lemme tell you a short story my brothers... i once saw this 19yr old few years ago... she was a HB8, very pretty and model kinda face... a face that will give you premature ejaculation when she stares at you directly so i was like why not follow the saying: “catch them young”.. Groom her to be my unicorn (worst mistake i ever made! Remember there are no unicorns)... i took this girl out every day and showed her to my friends (high SMV guys), took her to the mall showed her to even my sister but I prevented her from associating with my family as that would’ve spelt doom for me (never ever get a pretty girl close to your family yet unless you’re married! Its easier for them to win a battle from the inside)... she had daddy issues so i was like a father she never truly had... i even flew her to lagos ( her first time flying ever..! she lied her dad took her when she was little but i noticed she couldn’t even put on the seatbelt in the aircraft) with me and everywhere i went she was with me.. she loves sitting near the window of the plane... my severely experienced natural redpilled friend I’ll call him mr W, warned me that I’m making a wrong decision exposing this girl to the lifestyle and giving her underserving level... but i ignored him... her game was so intricate that even me questioned myself, she refused gifts and didn’t even demand for money and did everything i said... I thought i hit jackpot, i’d even tell her to ride me till I release! early in the morning when she’s hungry and tired and she’ll ride me like a IndecentStar without questioning chit! I felt like a boss... took her to parties and let her roam the whole place and no one could dare approach her even a senator wouldn’t because she finna ignore (atleast niggas used to tell me)... but as months passed our relationship started growing cold, my little unicorn had now had so much rich contacts and connections through me she no longer found me interesting and was waiting for the right moment to branch swing to the freshest guy (higher SMV) ... i was smart and broke up with her first by going ghost on her azz... till this day she craves my attention and likes all my chit on instagram ... i bet she even wants the pipe the last time even though she’s obviously with someone else... because i worked on myself and hit the gym and continued to focus on my career, skills and job without letting a woman be my sole focus or priority in life.. I recently found out by her best friend she had a quarrel with that she was collecting the D from one lowlife guy all that time we were supposedly serious and even had an abortion and that she’s a serial lesbian (no wonder i was getting those crazy snake riding positions)... and during that time her friend was giving me mad green light but I ignored... but again if you want to know a quality girl, look at her friends.... but this is a story of how great girls are at concealing their true hypergamic nature... no matter what you say, what you do and how high you climb, she will leave you (branch swing) for a guy with a higher SMV. I was only lucky because i had my senses intact at that time and i was so cool it made it harder to branchswing.. I’m not saying if you reading this had a private jet and houses in banana island you won’t make her trip, she’ll definitely trip but she’ll think carefully.. be that nigga she thinks carefully for.

SHIT TEST: This is what we face everyday... from our parents to our siblings etc.. we are bombarded with shit tests... you remember the time you invited your babe to your house and she said the classic: I want to go home o... it’s getting late.. Real niggas always put her legs in the air and her pants down after that statement.. dumb niggas always never hit it after that statement... So I’ll teach you how to identify and counter shit tests... shit tests from nigerian girls are crazy and confusing to spot...

(I’ll add more as we progress)...

Swallowing the pill or being alpha isn’t a status symbol or something to brag about like holding your iPhone 11 so the apple logo shows to attract / intimidate an insecure poor girl standing next to you... if anything it’s irritating and repulsive... Being redpilled is a state of mind and a way of thinking that makes you a better /real man in general... some months ago a girl was resting on my chest after making out and was like do you know about this redpill stuff? I was like: wtf is that? She was like those internet warriors that hate women kinda like the male version of feminism? I laughed and told her I don’t know what that is.... and later that night we banged harder than I imagined... you see? She shit tested me right there and i passed because i know my purpose and that knowledge is power not the abuse of power or a status symbol or boasting about how you’ve banged 20,000 girls... Unlike niggas in this section that go around telling girls they’re alpha and redpilled while completely missing the entire point of redpill itself... if you’re one of such people get out of this thread immediately!

Do not quote or reply anyone that trolls or tries to scatter our message into tiny particles by discussing insignificant things on this thread.

Like, Share and follow this thread if you’ve read to this point so we can save that dumb nigga over there from getting cucked! Ask questions below and if you know your stuff very well contribute! Let’s kickstart this movement and stop the brainwashing! I’ll update thread if I receive positive feedbacks! Lemme eat lunch now brb. My fingers hurts typing all this.. don’t forget to join our Nairaland discord server below on my siggy (I’ll tweak the server for advanced functionality tomorrow)


your the best.
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Jayrockk: 11:04pm On Jul 22, 2020
mutantninja:
Hey guys, hope you’re alright? I’ve done seen alot of threads spurting up on this section about redpill and the recent overuse of the word simp, alpha etc and it’s really funny how y’all have been misled.. *facepalm*

I’ve helped alot of Nairalanders even Females that reached out through pms.. one recently even got married and was like guy, write a guide and post it on NL for the young generation and ignorant guys as your chit is very precise and understandable to the average nigeran guy... Redpill isn’t just about men.. a lady reached out to me here and jeez she was a married woman that has always been repeatedly abused by her husband and i advised her to involve the law enforcement and now she’s living peacefully with her kids... Let’s learn to love an appreciate quality women because not all women are bad.

Misinformation is worse than ignorance... Also, ive seen alot of comments on those threads with users flexing their ego about how many girls they’ve laid and all that blatant bullshit that does not in anyway add value to their lives or the life of others but brainwash this men into faking and doing desperate stupid shit just to get female attention or get laid and also to massage their flaccid ego.

I’m here to stop y’all from being misled... don’t get me wrong, those threads hold some really useful information and i do not know everything neither am i a messiah but there’s one important thing that’s missing which is VALUE and the ultimate purpose in the male dating strategy which i will address.. Redpill isn’t solely about getting laid and understanding women or manipulating women or game... if you wanna know that, you could as well google for pick up artists videos or memorize 48 laws of power (this is a good book don’t get me wrong but it’s sickening hearing guys quote for quote say laws to mislead the public) and all that bull5hit that just makes you a creep and a loser to a high quality woman.. Solving your sexual problems is a part of redpill but that isn’t the ultimate purpose. You will never know the feeling of piping a high status woman with standards if you don’t know the real truth. Being a high quality man you shouldn’t settle for less, you should be confident and filled with charisma.

UDS (ultimate dating solution) isn’t about:
Hating all women because your secondary school crush or college crush broke your soft heart made of rare south African diamond with gold encrusting... it also isn’t about sugar coating the truth or claiming to know everything or be a professor on a faceless forum... Also avoid this thread if you’re a Misogynist, MGTOW, INCEL or a troll (thread derailers or i hate broke boys gang plz backoff!) We love women so much on this thread and only want the best for them so that we get the best for ourselves. “You don’t say you’re the prize when you are actually an empty gift box” - me.

UDS is about swallowing the redpill not the blackpill (women hater and false projection of alpha) or bluepill mixed with redpill: Guys that after having the first sex start revealing their beta trait and telling her she’s the most sweetest girl they’ve ever d1cked! Or how she’s prettier than their mom or how she cooks better chicken than KFC..

Wtf guys! This happens all the time... I remember my supposedly alpha friend... he’s 6’4 black aggressive basketballer and all, after acting alpha with his supposed unicorn (a hb8 [hot bait]) he started following her like a handbag to everywhere and when she broke up with him ( which always happens eventually) he was so depressed and cried (red eyes) infront of us when we mocked him.... Don’t be like him! This thread is going to be your:

• How to put yourself in a situation that gets you high quality women

• Bulletproof against slutty girls using you for free lunch and airtime

• Bulletproof against manipulation

• Knowing when to pump and dump

• Knowing which girl to keep as your gf

• Knowing the right road to take when you’re lost

• How to wear a condom (because most of us are dumb and don’t believe STDs are real)

• Knowing how to not text a girl 10x in a row because she’s ignoring you

• And importantly, knowing how to be a high quality man that your family will be proud of not just impressing every slut wearing a revealing outfit and has tattoos (I like girls with tattoos).

Hold on,
I’ve already started a discord server incase this thread gets derailed in future or feminist wins the war against men in future and deletes this thread:

https://discord./XP9gHmH

Some abbreviations and slangs reference we’ll use throughout this threads:

AWALT: All women are the same. You see that girl you think fell from heaven? She’ll leave you if you’re a loser or lost your job or dress dirty or get sick.. always remember AWALT.

UNICORN: You think she’s different and an angel like the girl davido sings about? Then she’s your special unicorn.. but i warn you, the only true unicorn in your life is your mom. Many have and are still following this road thinking they’re special but i warn you, it will not go as planned and you’ll waste your valuable time.. you could be the next billionaire if only you used those times instead of believing everything davido said about finding and spending money on your special unicorn, he’s only selling you his music.. he hasn’t even married his unicorn.. use your 6 (head).

CUCKED: if you’re being repeatedly cheated on or used as a free lunch/meal ticket by a girl then you’re being cucked lolz... i was cucked so hard in sec sch.. i used to give a girl (my then gf ) 5h-1k before I could kiss her or make her sit on my lap. That was when 5h had serious value.. looking back at her now after knowing the truth, my life so much better and she wants me back but nah! Never take back a cheater!

BPD: Borderline Personality Disorder (google about this for extra info)...when you meet a bpd woman or girl it either makes you stronger or destroys you... I remember one bpd girl at college back then... she came to my house and faked fainting infront of my parents and did all stupid shit for attention and blackmail... A bpd can and will do anything to control you, ruin you or get back at you for even the simplest reasons like talking to another girl... my friend’s bpd gf arranged gang members to beat him up and she came the next day to have sex with him with his swollen eyes... it was many months later a member of the gang told us what happened... you can see why bpd girls are a no go area? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

RUNS GIRL: We all know this one haha! But you don’t really know everything about them... we’ll be using this term alot... it’s in every girl’s dna even married women.. even that girl you respect so much in choir section in your moms church... that girl you see dress so decently at 2am watches rape porn and fantasize about swallowing a long 8inch pipe... The great thing about Nigeria runs girl’s is that they only show that evil side to their clients not you their friend, brother, colleague... although this thread will teach you how to be their client without paying... relationships are transactions don’t be scared of being a client... even marriages are transactions so stfu if you think or disagree chit! My female friend of over 5yrs is a runs girl.. ( didn’t meet her as one) a professional one, she’s gone to dubai etc but i swear you’ll never know unless you’re a client... she posts about God on her statuses on social media you’ll think she’s a wife material! Of course she is a wife material lol she’s my friend lol and we want the best for our friends but I’m telling you I won’t want my son or any of you brothers stick your pipe in dirt. Just imagining the different kinds of pipe she’s taken in makes me cringe.

HB8: Short abbreviation for Hot bait! It means a girl in the 8s, 9s and probably 10s in the hotness/sexiness scale.. say model type chicks like banky W wife adesua (I think she’s a solid cool...

Branch Swing: We’ve all watched National Geographic channel and saw how monkeys jump and swing from one tree to another? Women are beautiful creatures like our mom and dear sisters and are not ugly as monkeys, but i tell you bro, they do have mad jumping skills when it comes to switching from one guy to another.. in-fact they even set traps for you to enter so they can swing effectively and come back to you while you still apologize for a mistake you didn’t make. You could just wake up to a text that reads: baby i want a break up.. it’s over.. i want sometime to be myself.. This isn’t working.. And you thinking to yourself, tf did i do wrong? I’ve bought her the latest iPhone and a new house... am I ugly or my Pipe small? No brother! she has successfully found someone to branch swing to... Girls are always constantly searching for who to branch swing with even if they’re married. They need new exciting things to do bro, don’t get me wrong but after a few months if you’re not killing and wasting top dollar taking her to china or japan to watch anime and climbing the China wall you finna bore her and she’ll wish an angel will appear as a guy to save her from you! Guess what? You ran out of luck and that nigga shows up? She’s leaving you my bro... I’m sorry but you don’t have to be in such a sad situation that’s why I started this thread.. to make you the best man you can be and recognizing this traits and silencing them as a man! Also to make you that nigga she branch swings to! Think of regina! I see so many people cap chit that she’s dating a old man and I laugh... ned a real nigga for real.. he works on himself a lot and he getting what he deserves while gina living her best life on a private jet giving ned good ride in the air, experiences that none of us might ever have in our lifetime unless you take a step to improve your miserable life..


SMV: Most of y’all already know this... SEXUAL MARKET VALUE... This is one of the most important aspects of UDS, you see how girls recently always talk about wanting a fresh guy and you’re like tf is a fresh guy? Money? Designer clothing? Material possessions? Yeah you maybe right but Its SMV they’re generally talking about dumbass ! Lemme tell you a short story my brothers... i once saw this 19yr old few years ago... she was a HB8, very pretty and model kinda face... a face that will give you premature ejaculation when she stares at you directly so i was like why not follow the saying: “catch them young”.. Groom her to be my unicorn (worst mistake i ever made! Remember there are no unicorns)... i took this girl out every day and showed her to my friends (high SMV guys), took her to the mall showed her to even my sister but I prevented her from associating with my family as that would’ve spelt doom for me (never ever get a pretty girl close to your family yet unless you’re married! Its easier for them to win a battle from the inside)... she had daddy issues so i was like a father she never truly had... i even flew her to lagos ( her first time flying ever..! she lied her dad took her when she was little but i noticed she couldn’t even put on the seatbelt in the aircraft) with me and everywhere i went she was with me.. she loves sitting near the window of the plane... my severely experienced natural redpilled friend I’ll call him mr W, warned me that I’m making a wrong decision exposing this girl to the lifestyle and giving her underserving level... but i ignored him... her game was so intricate that even me questioned myself, she refused gifts and didn’t even demand for money and did everything i said... I thought i hit jackpot, i’d even tell her to ride me till I release! early in the morning when she’s hungry and tired and she’ll ride me like a IndecentStar without questioning chit! I felt like a boss... took her to parties and let her roam the whole place and no one could dare approach her even a senator wouldn’t because she finna ignore (atleast niggas used to tell me)... but as months passed our relationship started growing cold, my little unicorn had now had so much rich contacts and connections through me she no longer found me interesting and was waiting for the right moment to branch swing to the freshest guy (higher SMV) ... i was smart and broke up with her first by going ghost on her azz... till this day she craves my attention and likes all my chit on instagram ... i bet she even wants the pipe the last time even though she’s obviously with someone else... because i worked on myself and hit the gym and continued to focus on my career, skills and job without letting a woman be my sole focus or priority in life.. I recently found out by her best friend she had a quarrel with that she was collecting the D from one lowlife guy all that time we were supposedly serious and even had an abortion and that she’s a serial lesbian (no wonder i was getting those crazy snake riding positions)... and during that time her friend was giving me mad green light but I ignored... but again if you want to know a quality girl, look at her friends.... but this is a story of how great girls are at concealing their true hypergamic nature... no matter what you say, what you do and how high you climb, she will leave you (branch swing) for a guy with a higher SMV. I was only lucky because i had my senses intact at that time and i was so cool it made it harder to branchswing.. I’m not saying if you reading this had a private jet and houses in banana island you won’t make her trip, she’ll definitely trip but she’ll think carefully.. be that nigga she thinks carefully for.

SHIT TEST: This is what we face everyday... from our parents to our siblings etc.. we are bombarded with shit tests... you remember the time you invited your babe to your house and she said the classic: I want to go home o... it’s getting late.. Real niggas always put her legs in the air and her pants down after that statement.. dumb niggas always never hit it after that statement... So I’ll teach you how to identify and counter shit tests... shit tests from nigerian girls are crazy and confusing to spot...

(I’ll add more as we progress)...

Swallowing the pill or being alpha isn’t a status symbol or something to brag about like holding your iPhone 11 so the apple logo shows to attract / intimidate an insecure poor girl standing next to you... if anything it’s irritating and repulsive... Being redpilled is a state of mind and a way of thinking that makes you a better /real man in general... some months ago a girl was resting on my chest after making out and was like do you know about this redpill stuff? I was like: wtf is that? She was like those internet warriors that hate women kinda like the male version of feminism? I laughed and told her I don’t know what that is.... and later that night we banged harder than I imagined... you see? She shit tested me right there and i passed because i know my purpose and that knowledge is power not the abuse of power or a status symbol or boasting about how you’ve banged 20,000 girls... Unlike niggas in this section that go around telling girls they’re alpha and redpilled while completely missing the entire point of redpill itself... if you’re one of such people get out of this thread immediately!

Do not quote or reply anyone that trolls or tries to scatter our message into tiny particles by discussing insignificant things on this thread.

Like, Share and follow this thread if you’ve read to this point so we can save that dumb nigga over there from getting cucked! Ask questions below and if you know your stuff very well contribute! Let’s kickstart this movement and stop the brainwashing! I’ll update thread if I receive positive feedbacks! Lemme eat lunch now brb. My fingers hurts typing all this.. don’t forget to join our Nairaland discord server below on my siggy (I’ll tweak the server for advanced functionality tomorrow)


I dey with you brother. Help a nigga out. I just moved to a new area and there's this hb8 I noticed close to my house, normally when i see a girl i like i approach without thinking twice, but this one is different I don't know how to approach this one, I'm afraid she might reject me and I will blow my shot...how do I best approach this broad?

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 2:04am On Jul 23, 2020
Richadv:

Nice write up,i have a question there this girl i met through a female friend (actually i collected her number)we've talk abit on WhatsApp for about a week, but the problem now us she has not replied my last message since i really want to get down with her nothing more
Any suggestions?
Call her.. texting should be for logistics only... You don’t text a girl you want to pipe frequently.. you only text for logistics (meet me at A or come to B) else you’ll come off as desperate and a creep. So call her and set up logistics for where you’ll meet i.e a nice spot like a park or a cafeteria then you can move to your own place from there or know where to place her instead of wasting your time!

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 2:10am On Jul 23, 2020
Jayrockk:
I dey with you brother. Help a nigga out. I just moved to a new area and there's this hb8 I noticed close to my house, normally when i see a girl i like i approach without thinking twice, but this one is different I don't know how to approach this one, I'm afraid she might reject me and I will blow my shot...how do I best approach this broad?
This is a clear case of approach anxiety... You can not run away forever! Do not be afraid of rejection... approach her like a boss with full confidence and tell her you’ve been seeing her around and that you’ll like to talk to her about somethings... Go for her number.. if she doesn’t give you her number or she comes off with some bitchy excuses or ignore you just laugh out loud and go your separate ways... You have nothing to lose my g. wink

Bonus tip: Try to approach more beautiful girls... you’ll become so used to beautiful girl’s it’ll bore you. You’ll also get used to rejection / get over the fear of rejection which is not significant whatsoever.

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Nobody: 6:49am On Jul 23, 2020
I just can't read it undecided
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Innercircle0(m): 11:01am On Jul 23, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
I just can't read it undecided
grin grin Blockbrain... this thread holds some real valuable information, you’re doing yourself a disadvantage by not reading grin
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Nobody: 11:10am On Jul 23, 2020
Innercircle0:

grin grin Blockbrain... this thread holds some real valuable information, you’re doing yourself a disadvantage by not reading grin
I know a girl here whenever am reading her thread she speaks nothing other than factorlogy with very little phrase when you create a thread make it meaningful and brief so others can read and understand it but look what is up there we can compare that to a storybook,if you don't have a job does that mean I also don't have a job angry
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Innercircle0(m): 11:34am On Jul 23, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

I know a girl here whenever am reading her thread she speaks nothing other than factorlogy with very little phrase when you create a thread make it meaningful and brief so others can read and understand it but look what is up there we can compare that to a storybook,if you don't have a job does that mean I also don't have a job angry
Instead of derailing OP thread, go look up: attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)... you have a serious underlying problem that needs to be solved. The post up there is not even up to a 15mins read.. if you cannot read it then it’s not that you’re too busy doing a job, but a sign of serious personal issues In your life.

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Nobody: 11:42am On Jul 23, 2020
Innercircle0:

Instead of derailing OP thread, go look up: attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)... you have a serious underlying problem that needs to be solved. The post up there is not even up to a 15mins read.. if you cannot read it then it’s not that you’re too busy doing a job, but a sign of serious personal issues In your life.
You lack something it called brain
Telling him to brief his write up is a crime right angry
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 11:43am On Jul 23, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

I know a girl here whenever am reading her thread she speaks nothing other than factorlogy with very little phrase when you create a thread make it meaningful and brief so others can read and understand it but look what is up there we can compare that to a storybook,if you don't have a job does that mean I also don't have a job angry
Hey there.. how’s things bro.
the reason i put everything in one long post is because of derailing and the fact that i want people to absorb the whole information without having to scroll or click page 2. Don’t be too harsh on us. I get your point.
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Nobody: 11:46am On Jul 23, 2020
mutantninja:

Hey there.. how’s things bro.
the reason i put everything in one long post is because of derailing and the fact that i want people to absorb the whole information without having to scroll or click page 2. Don’t be too harsh on us. I get your point.
God bless you my brother
That's what am trying to say no insult
One idiot is now saying trash that he have serious problem he and his family are facing angry

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jul 23, 2020
OP, ride on

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by mutantninja: 2:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

God bless you my brother
That's what am trying to say no insult
One idiot is now saying trash that he have serious problem he and his family are facing angry
Okay Zinibanks.. let's spread positivity here and help each other grow cheesy
Spysees:
OP, ride on
Sure thing brother... I'll update thread tonight *
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Deandean: 3:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

God bless you my brother
That's what am trying to say no insult
One idiot is now saying trash that he have serious problem he and his family are facing angry
Dnt mind that guy boss...may u not have ADHA....But sa,to put it kindly,u sef b idiot small. The OP is just being gracious,u b weree. Simple talk : "Op thanks o,but de keep ur post short nxt time"(even though na only u de complain). U went ahead to imply the guy is jobless ,and that na u get work.If u talk like that 4 Tamac,guys din break ur mouth ASAP.no time cheesy

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Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Richadv(m): 3:43pm On Jul 23, 2020
mutantninja:

Call her.. texting should be for logistics only... You don’t text a girl you want to pipe frequently.. you only text for logistics (meet me at A or come to B) else you’ll come off as desperate and a creep. So call her and set up logistics for where you’ll meet i.e a nice spot like a park or a cafeteria then you can move to your own place from there or know where to place her instead of wasting your time!
Ok i will do that
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Agboki: 4:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
Wisdom dey nided everywhere,u 4 let am slide.




ZINIBANKS:

God bless you my brother
That's what am trying to say no insult
One idiot is now saying trash that he have serious problem he and his family are facing angry
Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jul 23, 2020
Deandean:

Dnt mind that guy boss...may u not have ADHA....But sa,to put it kindly,u sef b idiot small. The OP is just being gracious,u b weree. Simple talk : "Op thanks o,but de keep ur post short nxt time"(even though na only u de complain). U went ahead to imply the guy is jobless ,and that na u get work.If u talk like that 4 Tamac,guys din break ur mouth ASAP.no time cheesy
Forget that Shi bro I cause what am ready for
And moreover he insulted me first when someone open a thread we say our opinion on what he/she wrote and that was what I did without sounding abusive next thing I saw is one stupid motherfucker telling me bullshit
If only I abuse you but if I don't and you're trying to give me savage response I swear Na Ogun go kill all your family Kon kill you join angry

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