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I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Chef2000: 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2020
I don't know how this act (masturbation) came into exitence but the it is rapidly spreading like a wild fire that may not be quenchend.


I barged (we do this to one another) into my friend and colleague's office on friday last week and caught this guy watching porn on his laptop and was roughly massaging his prick, he didn't mind my presence in his office as he continued in his masturbation ecstasy, I had to leave his office.


I came outside and was wondering how my friend will buy vaseline and keep in his office just for masturbation purposes....


After 20mins the guy came out and met me at a corridor in our company, I thought that he would have been ashamed of himself but no he came and started listing me what he termed 'benefits of masturbation' rubbish.


I am ending our friendship.


I don't want to be friend with a masturbator, it's against my faith.


Cc Lalasticlala, Suen.
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by shamsin6300(m): 9:00pm On Jul 23, 2020
Let me help you with a satanic advice.
Try to get Abomike or Karara & mix it with the Vaseline,,,,,,, u can thank me later. grin

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by psalmskiddy(m): 9:05pm On Jul 23, 2020
Ogah ohh
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Ningen(m): 9:06pm On Jul 23, 2020
You invaded his privacy man.
And masturbation is not a crime.

You deserve no apology or an explanation. undecided

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by GuyWise101(m): 9:09pm On Jul 23, 2020
Nawa for some people..


A classic example of taking panadol for another man headache.


Op is he using your prick?, why can't some people let people choose how to live their lives?

Guy don't destroy your friendship because of this, you may not find somebody like him.

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2020
If he masturbate u can educate him morally, not saying its bad as their is health benefits behind. Btw not within the office premises or working hours.
He is prone to getting caught by superior and get fired for immorality. Damn!
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Shedrack777: 9:11pm On Jul 23, 2020
i'm not encouraging his act, but what if you caught him banging a lady
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Oldoinyolengai(m): 9:18pm On Jul 23, 2020
You narrated it as if you've never masturbated undecided
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by sylve11: 9:20pm On Jul 23, 2020
@ op, na you get him masturbatory spirit? grin cool

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by donstan18: 9:21pm On Jul 23, 2020
I don't know your gender actually.

If you are a man and angry over a fellow guy for masturbating, this psychologically means you are growing sexual feelings for him, which directly means you are Gay!!

But if you are a lady, angry that he's masturbating, then you are obviously feeling threatened that his Vaseline will snatch his attention towards you.

Thanks!

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by sylve11: 9:21pm On Jul 23, 2020
Chef2000:

After 20mins the guy came out and met me at a corridor in our company, I thought that he would have been ashamed of himself but no he came and started listing me what he termed 'benefits of masturbation' rubbish.



Lwkmd grin cool
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by GboyegaD(m): 9:23pm On Jul 23, 2020
Why did you intrude and why not act as though you saw nothing?

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by biggy00000(m): 9:24pm On Jul 23, 2020
Ningen:
You invaded his privacy man.
And masturbation is not a crime.

You deserve no apology or an explanation. undecided

In an office!
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by CandyCandy(f): 9:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Funny
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by luscioustrish(f): 9:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Okay, you can end the friendship


However the 'friendship' he has with his meat is forever grin

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by GuyWise101(m): 9:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Do you that you can have sex with your crush without even talking to them?


One thing my female neighbors don't know is that I have had sex with them both the married and the single ones grin


There is girl I am toasting and she is doing yanga I think I know what to do to her cool

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Humanoid01(m): 9:26pm On Jul 23, 2020
Why don't you advise him, instead of just quitting the friendship? Everyone has their own struggles, including you.

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Manofvalor1: 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2020
Oldoinyolengai:
You narrated it as if you've never masturbated undecided
dont mind him jare.
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by sylve11: 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2020
luscioustrish:


However the 'friendship' he has with his meat is forever grin


Him and his meat can never part ways. Everlasting imbedded..... grin cool
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Mavinsoladele(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2020
Unbalanced life.....nothing new
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by SavageResponse(m): 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2020
Ningen:
You invaded his privacy man.
And masturbation is not a crime.

You deserve no apology or an explanation. undecided



Why would any sane person be masturbating in the office?
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jul 23, 2020
From Research I don't think Masturbation is a sin but for him to be doing it at work, that means he's an addict, you can just tell him to take it easy so he's superior won't catch him one day. But As for quiting the friendship cuz u saw him masturbating, you get problem o

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 23, 2020
devlish act,thats what all these ones claiming redpills are using to satisfy themselves,dont be suprised that he's among those ones here claiming redpill
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by GuyWise101(m): 10:07pm On Jul 23, 2020
Zzor:
devlish act,thats what all these ones claiming redpills are using to satisfy themselves,dont be suprised that he's among those ones here claiming redpill
Guywise knows that the redpills guys are taking now are paining you girls cheesy but nothing can change that, it is already in our system.

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Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Nobody: 12:40am On Jul 24, 2020
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by GreaterFuture(m): 9:21am On Jul 24, 2020
GuyWise101:


Guy don't destroy your friendship because of this, you may not find somebody like him.
Lol
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Vyzz: 9:31am On Jul 24, 2020
Is he cheating on u


Nigga u act like a bitch...

No offence
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Bellotelli: 10:19am On Jul 24, 2020
donstan18:
I don't know your gender actually.

If you are a man and angry over a fellow guy for masturbating, this psychologically means you are growing sexual feelings for him, which directly means you are Gay!!

But if you are a lady, angry that he's masturbating, then you are obviously feeling threatened that his Vaseline will snatch his attention towards you.

Thanks!
You this boy
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jul 24, 2020
Hmmm orisirisi angry
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Chef2000: 8:15am On Jul 25, 2020
donstan18:
I don't know your gender actually.

If you are a man and angry over a fellow guy for masturbating, this psychologically means you are growing sexual feelings for him, which directly means you are Gay!!

But if you are a lady, angry that he's masturbating, then you are obviously feeling threatened that his Vaseline will snatch his attention towards you.

Thanks!
Me gay? better I die.
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by EmmaNuella77(f): 8:24am On Jul 25, 2020
Go ahead and cut off my dear
Before he manipulates you into believing that masturbation has benefits.
Masturbation doesn't have benefits at all!!
From memory loss, to low self esteem to shyness and lots more.

May God help us all.
Re: I Want To End Our Friendship, He Masturbates. by Agendavet(m): 8:52am On Jul 25, 2020
EmmaNuella77:
Go ahead and cut off my dear
Before he manipulates you into believing that masturbation has benefits.
Masturbation doesn't have benefits at all!!
From memory loss, to low self esteem to shyness and lots more.

May God help us all.
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