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Good morning Nairalanders, I’m posting the picture of this snake I killed last night so anyone who knows the name can say it.

I never knew the creepy thing was above my head. I stood beneath it (for about 5 minutes) as it kept observing me.

I normally pump water at night. So at 10:47pm, I came outside to lock the tank. After locking the tank, I saw my brother coming out to get water. (he too was standing beneath it without knowing), I left for my room but I didn’t really know what brought me out again, maybe I felt like talking to him some more. As I came out, I saw the snake hanging close to my roof, at the top of where I was standing before. Then, I told my brother to move away quickly before we killed it. I know Lala probably won’t be happy that I killed it!

Nairaland Snake experts (NSE) over to you

OP, please tell me you're not planning to eat it

Lala will be happy.

I don't even know which one lala prefers;

A. Kill the snake and chow it
B. Kill the snake but dont chow it
C. Keep a live snake as pet
D. All of the above

VickyRotex:
Nairaland Snake experts (NSE) over to you

OP, please tell me you're not planning to eat it

No, we burned it... I hate it, can’t eat that shit

TAMUSIC:
No, we burned it... I hate it, can’t eat that shitsnake

Okay better

VickyRotex:
Okay better

I just want to know what type of snake it is

TAMUSIC:
I just want to know what type of snake it is

The NSE's will soon be here to answer you. Good luck.

cc: lalasticlala

VickyRotex:
The NSE's will soon be here to answer you. Good luck.

cc: lalasticlala

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Abeg shey lala de buy snake, i get anaconda i wan sell

Just thank your star and be grateful to Almighty God

I am glad you and your brother were unhurt

Thank God for ur life....

OP.

you are dangerous than the snake.


the snake could have killed you and your brother.. the snake was just chilling..


like Nute Commander said...

The most dangerous alien on Earth is Human being.

YOU ARE A MURDERER AND YOU NEED TO BE CHARGED TO COURT.

ASSASSINATOR

This one go enter pot soon , breakfast pepper soup

;Dthats one of lala erand boi,na him send d snake to u

So why did you burn it ? Them send am come

Poor snake...
Was only trying to be friendly.

I really need a serious explanation from the mod who pushed this thread to the front page or from any who can explain to me why every snake thread must make FP. I'm yet to understand the obligations that Nairaland has in feeding us news with snakes every now and then. Hardly will 24hours pass by without a snake thread on FP.

WHY?
I really want to know why?

These snakes thread makes NL boring to me nowadays. And the threads are not the educating or thrilling type, its always about snake brutality and stomach infrastructure.

Lalasticlala doesn't disappoint on this type of threads.

Ehya

Lala come o

Dammmmnnnn Niggarrrrrr

Isoright

Truly Lala won't be happy that you killed the snake

That small baby harmless snake.

All this people way they kill snake they post am I have one question for you guys

Why is it that you guys are always shocked when you guys come across snakes do we need to remind you guys that you live in the village .... save us the bull crap and quit posting pictures of snakes you killed in the villages you guys live joor

TAMUSIC:
No, we burned it... I hate it, can’t eat that shit

I'm proud of you....At least no be everybody dey chop nonsense for this country.

TAMUSIC:
I normally pump water at night. So at 10:47pm, I came outside to lock the tank.

NEPA needs to visit your house, you pump water that late because you use illegal connection to do it and bypassing the prepaid meter, snake has exposed you

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