Shedrack777:
sis relax, this guy is your close friend pulling your legs. he knows you for sure

Maybe he's just pulling my legs but he's definitely not my close friend.

Titugirl:

Who cares?
You're in London and so?

You're in London and yet you don't know the difference between "I'm" and "am"...smh.

You drive a BMW...do you know what I drive?
Let me be, mbok!

I can’t believe you don’t know MrCork or TheCork. Hahaha. He is a clown that like light skinned girls

faceURfront:


Me that dont have N500 nko, can I date you? But I always sit in front of the bus from shell RA to waterlines and I use face shield.

I would have considered you if you sat in front of bus from Park to Oilmill and used nose mask

Mayflowa:


I can’t believe you don’t know MrCork or TheCork. Hahaha. He is a clown that like light skinned girls

I know him now

mytime24:
1st to comments Nlders

Also d people celebrities follow back on twitter/Instagram

I wanted to write this just now but saw yours

Ndubuisipaul1:
People that snap with white guys

Nd my man �. Na like this I go see u G wagon for front page one day .�

Titugirl:

I would have considered you if you sat in front of bus from Park to Oilmill and used nose mask

My nose is too big, nose mask can't cover it. But I am sexy like that, you won't regret it. Consider me and your heart will be placed in my hinding place.

Very funny thread.

Well here is mine

*Nairaland xiaomi phone users

*Telegram/WhatsApp/Facebook group admins

*People that celebrities follow on social media


P.S; I felt like I made it in life when my posts hit front page back to back

BuzzandGrillz:


They feel sooooo made

Those of us with personal clippers. There's one day I went to Barber, I saw my crush there, she's about going out after greeting me, i stylishly delayed her so she will see my clipper. The thing work sha, she called me big boy as she saw the new clipper am using . The thing sweet me that day. She hold my shoulders from the back and massage it sweetly
Had it been that the girl did not notice my new clipper I should have blame it on Amotekun

light099:
Lol

Nigerians with fake British accent.
Whatsapp group admins
The women in charge of food at events and Owambe parties.
Nairalanders who just bought Xiaomi phones.
Workers wey just collect salary.
Twitter user who knows someone who knows someone who is a housemate in BBN.
Nairaland mods and those who have them as friends.
Those guys with sure 5 odds.
Law students in black and white.
Gatemen when their Oga is not at home or when Oga told them not to open gate for anyone.
Those at the front, on long ATM queue.

Kontinue

Those that receive salary on Friday and visit beer parlour, those that stake #100 in bet 9ja to win 50 million

People that use iPhone in Nigeria

People that are struggling to be the first to comment on first page threads.....

People that are eating chicken and rice at the restaurants!!...

Walelavender:

...and sip it as if it is a drug prescription

Hahahaha!!!

Titugirl:

Yes, you "were" designer suit coz you don't write like one who wears or can even afford a designer's suit.

And let me advice you...Rather than going to "Italan" Restaurants, use the money to employ an English teacher....For someone that lives in London, your English Language is TERRIBLE!

;Dcan't you see he is just playing around with you?

Don't take it too serious

Nigerian army, navy, airforce and mopol

Ugaboy:
The girl that got married to the billionaire Ned Nwoko

My dear ,that girl don make am,nothing you get to talk

Those wey dey blast Bluetooth speaker everywhere Dem dey

people that own a shop with a worker or workers

Lol

VickyRotex:

I know I will see you in this funny thread

Ayaf laughed hard

Lol

sugacoatedmouth:
People that holds table water

Oh lawddd

Ndubuisipaul1:
People that wear face shield

They usually feel on top of the world

sugacoatedmouth:
People that holds table water

Chai!! and I follow ooo

Young men that have built their first house and live in It as landlord .

Ndubuisipaul1:
Add yours....

light099:
Lol

Nigerians with fake British accent.
Whatsapp group admins
The women in charge of food at events and Owambe parties.
Nairalanders who just bought Xiaomi phones.
Workers wey just collect salary.
Twitter user who knows someone who knows someone who is a housemate in BBN.
Nairaland mods and those who have them as friends.
Those guys with sure 5 odds.
Law students in black and white.
Gatemen when their Oga is not at home or when Oga told them not to open gate for anyone.
Those at the front, on long ATM queue.

the bold is 101% correct on this street

Security men in govt schools
Principals of private schools
Those jamb operators,

Girls that their boyfriends are hitman in one cult gang or the other.

People that their extended relatives bagged political appointment in Nigeria.

Nigerian thugs during general election.

Corruption Nigerian politicians that switch their allegiance with ruling party in federal level.

Ginnycute:



They usually feel on top of the world

that kind thing,swears it pains jare