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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:09am On Jul 27, 2020 |
Ishilove:I think op got his starring from Stare, staring, stared. I just want a phone that does what his does.
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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:32am On Jul 27, 2020 |
Playthepianos:Do you mean "metamorphically" in a rock sense, or a kafkaesque sense? If the latter, help me convince the op to sell me his phone please because I'd love a phone that morphs. Playthepianos:I love contradictions. They force the lazy to use their brains and help in weeding out the brainless ignorant people who can't. budaatum: 2 Likes |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by Ishilove: 11:36am On Jul 27, 2020 |
budaatum:Heh. I was being sarcastic. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:54am On Jul 27, 2020 |
Ishilove:Lol. I'm beginning to think I might be blind to sarcasm. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by Ishilove: 12:12pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
budaatum:Indeed. It flies over your head like fighter jets. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
Ishilove:Sarcasm and insults usually fly over my head. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 4:41pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
budaatum:What an irony! The best way to tell me I was lying (which in itself was a lie) was to lie lol! It's obvious you're just seeking something else to clutching at as your pals here since all your straws have hence been destroyed. The same label ya'll don't consider good enough to prove that man's maker exist, is that which you said my phone would have used to prove to me it's maker exists? It seems you are too blind to realize from the Op that I'm not that foolish...I don't need my phone to point any label but just using my phone to prove how foolish that logic of atheists is. How if you still able to comprehend the concept, you may yet refer to @playthepiano's comments. Thanks. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 6:05pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija:I'm beginning to like and trust your phone even more. Could I buy it please? The irony is actually you and playthepiano's miscomprehension, or is it just an inability to read? Because, only fools don't know who made them. budaatum: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 9:51pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
budaatum:Yeah, more like only fools would ask a proof for a proof... By the way, my phone don't like fools, so look for one that does to like or buy. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 9:56pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija:Well, I'm not exactly the one looking for who made me am I? Ma would look at me funny if I did. And I do agree your phone don't like fools or it would have done more than stare at you when you asked it who made it. 1 Like |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 10:04pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
budaatum:Yeah, considering that I was only acting as the fools who do so, you just might have a point. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by Ishilove: 10:20pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
budaatum:*starre* |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:44pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija:I'd say stop acting and ask fools to work harder instead, but why should you do what I say? 1 Like |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 2:01am On Jul 28, 2020 |
budaatum:I'd say it's better to act as fools than to actually be one. Perhaps that's the best way to make fools know how foolish it is to be one. So why not advise yourself instead? |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 3:11am On Jul 28, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija: 1 Like
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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 4:18am On Jul 28, 2020 |
budaatum:Lolz! If only you could hide from yourself... |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 10:43am On Jul 28, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija: |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnreloaded(m): 9:38am On Aug 11, 2020 |
Lol! |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 10:51am On Aug 11, 2020 |
Dtruthspeaker:Now we know who this Foolish Stupid People is we must understand. www.nairaland.com/attachments/10799612_notable00631_jpeg09f84e6d8ba9b391d46ef6abbf20665c |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 11:01am On Aug 12, 2020 |
budaatum:Obviously those living proofs of God existence who are still foolishly looking elsewhere for proof of His existence. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by delkuf(m): 12:03pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija:No man have shown you this, but the Father in heaven 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 9:51pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
delkuf:You know how far bro. Only God fit reveal such things to man. God bless you bro. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 6:24pm On Aug 20, 2020 |
Luke 8:10 And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 8:59am On Aug 29, 2020 |
Matthew 11:25 At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 7:14pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 2:23pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Wonderful God. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by LikeAking: 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija: Take this post down. Op? |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by LikeAking: 3:16pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
BackllGodNaija: If this is your own way of proving the existence things.I will advise you to hand over your CV to the nearest suya man/akara woman for packaging of their products. See reasoning. 1 Like |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:24pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
LikeAking:Why should I? |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:28pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
LikeAking:Lol You must be speaking to yourself, because I was applying your foolish logic on that occasion. Such a waste of brains. |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by LikeAking: 3:34pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
jesusjnr2020: Hand over your Certificates to the nearest suya man/akara woman for packaging of their products. 1 Like |
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:36pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
LikeAking:Because a fool says so? |
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