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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:09am On Jul 27, 2020
Ishilove:

You mean starres?
I think op got his starring from Stare, staring, stared. I just want a phone that does what his does.

Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:32am On Jul 27, 2020
Playthepianos:
If you think clearly, you will know that he used the action of the phone metamorphically.
Do you mean "metamorphically" in a rock sense, or a kafkaesque sense? If the latter, help me convince the op to sell me his phone please because I'd love a phone that morphs.

Playthepianos:
Lol. You have only succeeded in contradicting yourself with this junk.
I love contradictions. They force the lazy to use their brains and help in weeding out the brainless ignorant people who can't.

budaatum:

Yes, I am saying "contradictions are good", but because they are problematic.

If the book had no contradictions, people who read it would not have to think but just obey what is written in it, but the contradictions make that impossible since one would have to resolve the "do" with its opposite "don't". That resolution is what makes the book valuable as far as I'm concerned because it makes many zombies think.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by Ishilove: 11:36am On Jul 27, 2020
budaatum:

I think op got his starring from Stare, staring, stared. I just want a phone that does what his does.
Heh. I was being sarcastic.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:54am On Jul 27, 2020
Ishilove:

Heh. I was being sarcastic.
Lol. I'm beginning to think I might be blind to sarcasm.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by Ishilove: 12:12pm On Jul 27, 2020
budaatum:

Lol. I'm beginning to think I might be blind to sarcasm.
Indeed. It flies over your head like fighter jets. smiley
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2020
Ishilove:

Indeed. It flies over your head like fighter jets. smiley
Sarcasm and insults usually fly over my head.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 4:41pm On Jul 27, 2020
budaatum:

You need to start being honest, you liar! By your own admission your phone did not "did nothing", since with your own hands you typed "It was just starring" at you. Not only that, but it even seems to have said "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?" So your phone did two things, it starred at you and it spoke to you, and I have the feeling that if your phone considered it not a waste of time, it would have pointed you to its "made in" wherever it was made label, so you could reason for yourself that it was made by people there.

Do know that I trust your phone more than most humans though, since anyone who does not say they were made by their mummy and daddy is either lying or think they dropped down from God's factory somewhere or are too young to know how humans are made.

Do let me know if your phone meets my criteria please. I'd love one that stares and talks like your's does and wouldn't mind upping my budget to get one.
What an irony! The best way to tell me I was lying (which in itself was a lie) was to lie lol! It's obvious you're just seeking something else to clutching at as your pals here since all your straws have hence been destroyed. The same label ya'll don't consider good enough to prove that man's maker exist, is that which you said my phone would have used to prove to me it's maker exists? It seems you are too blind to realize from the Op that I'm not that foolish...I don't need my phone to point any label but just using my phone to prove how foolish that logic of atheists is.

How if you still able to comprehend the concept, you may yet refer to @playthepiano's comments. Thanks.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 6:05pm On Jul 27, 2020
BackllGodNaija:
What an irony! The best way to tell me I was lying (which in itself was a lie) was to lie lol! It's obvious you're just seeking something else to clutching at as your pals here since all your straws have hence been destroyed. The same label ya'll don't consider good enough to prove that man's maker exist, is that which you said my phone would have used to prove to me it's maker exists? It seems you are too blind to realize from the Op that I'm not that foolish...I don't need my phone to point any label but just using my phone to prove how foolish that logic of atheists is.

How if you still able to comprehend the concept, you may yet refer to @playthepiano's comments. Thanks.
I'm beginning to like and trust your phone even more. Could I buy it please?

The irony is actually you and playthepiano's miscomprehension, or is it just an inability to read? Because, only fools don't know who made them.

budaatum:
Do know that I trust your phone more than most humans though, since anyone who does not say they were made by their mummy and daddy is either lying or think they dropped down from God's factory somewhere or are too young to know how humans are made.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 9:51pm On Jul 27, 2020
budaatum:

I'm beginning to like and trust your phone even more. Could I buy it please?

The irony is actually you and playthepiano's miscomprehension, or is it just an inability to read? Because, only fools don't know who made them.






Yeah, more like only fools would ask a proof for a proof...

By the way, my phone don't like fools, so look for one that does to like or buy.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 9:56pm On Jul 27, 2020
BackllGodNaija:
Yeah, more like only fools would ask a proof for a proof...

By the way, my phone don't like fools, so look for one that does to like or buy.
Well, I'm not exactly the one looking for who made me am I? Ma would look at me funny if I did. And I do agree your phone don't like fools or it would have done more than stare at you when you asked it who made it.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 10:04pm On Jul 27, 2020
budaatum:

Well, I'm not exactly the one looking for who made me am I. Ma would look at me funny if I did. And I do agree your phone don't like fools or it would have done more than stare at you when you asked it who made it.

Yeah, considering that I was only acting as the fools who do so, you just might have a point. wink
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by Ishilove: 10:20pm On Jul 27, 2020
budaatum:

Well, I'm not exactly the one looking for who made me am I. Ma would look at me funny if I did. And I do agree your phone don't like fools or it would have done more than stare at you when you asked it who made it.

*starre*
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 11:44pm On Jul 27, 2020
BackllGodNaija:
Yeah, considering that I was only acting as the fools who do so, you just might have a point. wink
I'd say stop acting and ask fools to work harder instead, but why should you do what I say?

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 2:01am On Jul 28, 2020
budaatum:

I'd say stop acting and ask fools to work harder instead, but why should you do what I say?
I'd say it's better to act as fools than to actually be one. Perhaps that's the best way to make fools know how foolish it is to be one. So why not advise yourself instead?
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 3:11am On Jul 28, 2020
BackllGodNaija:
I'd say it's better to act as fools than to actually be one. Perhaps that's the best way to make fools know how foolish it is to be one. So why not advise yourself instead?

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 4:18am On Jul 28, 2020
budaatum:

Lolz! If only you could hide from yourself...
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 10:43am On Jul 28, 2020
BackllGodNaija:
only fools would ask a proof for a proof...
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnreloaded(m): 9:38am On Aug 11, 2020
Lol!
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by budaatum: 10:51am On Aug 11, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
grin
Foolish Stupid People.

Let me go and ask my Prado if it knows who is Creator is, may be it would answer me.

I"LL be back! grin
Now we know who this Foolish Stupid People is we must understand.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 11:01am On Aug 12, 2020
budaatum:

Now we know who this Foolish Stupid People is we must understand.

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Obviously those living proofs of God existence who are still foolishly looking elsewhere for proof of His existence.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by delkuf(m): 12:03pm On Aug 12, 2020
BackllGodNaija:

I just thought I should apply the reasoning of those who ask people who believe in God for a proof His existence to my phone, since they consider a phone to be a proof of its maker's existence.

So I asked my phone which has the ability to do many things, even speak and answer questions, "prove to me your maker exists".

But Lo and behold, it did nothing! It was just starring at me as if to say, "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?"

But going by the thought process of those who ask someone for a proof of his maker's existence, since the phone couldn't 'prove it', that should mean its maker doesn't exist right?

Of course I wasn't that foolish to think such a thing but just trying to apply the foolish reasoning of those who would deem it wise to ask a living proof of his maker's existence for a proof of his maker's existence to a phone which they consider to be a proof of its own maker's existence to illustrate how foolish it was to do so.

So despite that it couldn't prove its maker's existence to me, I didn't take it in any way to mean that its maker doesn't exist, because its existence and ability alone was already a proof of its maker's existence, so I didn't need another one. Praise the Lord.

God bless Nigeria.
No man have shown you this, but the Father in heaven

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by BackllGodNaija: 9:51pm On Aug 12, 2020
delkuf:
No man have shown you this, but the Father in heaven
You know how far bro. Only God fit reveal such things to man. God bless you bro.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 6:24pm On Aug 20, 2020
Luke 8:10
And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 8:59am On Aug 29, 2020
Matthew 11:25
At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 7:14pm On Sep 18, 2020
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 2:23pm On Sep 29, 2020
Wonderful God.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by LikeAking: 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2020
BackllGodNaija:

I just thought I should apply the reasoning of those who ask people who believe in God for a proof His existence to my phone, since they consider a phone to be a proof of its maker's existence.

So I asked my phone which has the ability to do many things, even speak and answer questions, "prove to me your maker exists".

But Lo and behold, it did nothing! It was just starring at me as if to say, "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?"

But going by the thought process of those who ask someone for a proof of his maker's existence, since the phone couldn't 'prove it', that should mean its maker doesn't exist right?

Of course I wasn't that foolish to think such a thing but just trying to apply the foolish reasoning of those who would deem it wise to ask a living proof of his maker's existence for a proof of his maker's existence to a phone which they consider to be a proof of its own maker's existence to illustrate how foolish it was to do so.

So despite that it couldn't prove its maker's existence to me, I didn't take it in any way to mean that its maker doesn't exist, because its existence and ability alone was already a proof of its maker's existence, so I didn't need another one. Praise the Lord.

God bless Nigeria.

Take this post down.

Op?
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by LikeAking: 3:16pm On Sep 29, 2020
BackllGodNaija:

I just thought I should apply the reasoning of those who ask people who believe in God for a proof His existence to my phone, since they consider a phone to be a proof of its maker's existence.

So I asked my phone which has the ability to do many things, even speak and answer questions, "prove to me your maker exists".

But Lo and behold, it did nothing! It was just starring at me as if to say, "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?"

But going by the thought process of those who ask someone for a proof of his maker's existence, since the phone couldn't 'prove it', that should mean its maker doesn't exist right?

Of course I wasn't that foolish to think such a thing but just trying to apply the foolish reasoning of those who would deem it wise to ask a living proof of his maker's existence for a proof of his maker's existence to a phone which they consider to be a proof of its own maker's existence to illustrate how foolish it was to do so.

So despite that it couldn't prove its maker's existence to me, I didn't take it in any way to mean that its maker doesn't exist, because its existence and ability alone was already a proof of its maker's existence, so I didn't need another one. Praise the Lord.

God bless Nigeria.

If this is your own way of proving the existence things.I will advise you to hand over your CV to the nearest suya man/akara woman for packaging of their products.

See reasoning.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:24pm On Sep 29, 2020
LikeAking:


Take this post down.

Op?
Why should I?
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:28pm On Sep 29, 2020
LikeAking:


If this is your own way of proving the existence things.I will advise you to hand over your CV to the nearest suya man/akara woman for packaging of their products.

See reasoning.
Lol

You must be speaking to yourself, because I was applying your foolish logic on that occasion.

Such a waste of brains.
Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by LikeAking: 3:34pm On Sep 29, 2020
jesusjnr2020:
Lol

You must be speaking to yourself, because I was applying your foolish logic on that occasion.

Such a waste of brains.


Hand over your Certificates to the nearest suya man/akara woman for packaging of their products.

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Re: What My Phone Did When I Told It To Prove To Me That Its Maker Exists - jesusjnr by jesusjnr2020(m): 3:36pm On Sep 29, 2020
LikeAking:


Hand over your Certificates to the nearest suya man/akara woman for packaging of their products.




Because a fool says so?

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