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Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by sofiscatedmoron: 5:08pm On Aug 12, 2020
Austinosconst:
both are incomparable. Clippers are been sterilized before and after use.
Just like ashewo washes her toto,, uses anti biotic and. antiretroviral after use grin
So what is the difference ,,
Better go and buy clipper, the cheapest one is aroud N3500,,

So that you dont catch infection,,, stop using public hair clippers

Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Ndubuisipaul1(op): 5:23pm On Aug 12, 2020
prince4pro2:
Nd my man �. Na like this I go see u G wagon for front page one day .�
Prosper name you?
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Dejicano(m): 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2020
You go school kwa
Ndubuisipaul1:
People that work in banks
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Xceptznal: 6:26pm On Aug 12, 2020
Final year student, after writing their last paper
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Niela: 6:34pm On Aug 12, 2020
Accounting students in the faculty of managment science/Administration

Payroll accountant in a company

A chartered accountant

Hr manager

A supervisor in a shoping mall

A new bride

Students of most federal universities in Nigeria

Chief bride's maid
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Austinosconst: 7:19pm On Aug 12, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:
Just like ashewo washes her toto,, uses anti biotic and. antiretroviral after use grin
So what is the difference ,,
Better go and buy clipper, the cheapest one is aroud N3500,,

So that you dont catch infection,,, stop using public hair clippers
its still incomparable. STD's doesn't stay in the surface of the vagina or inside the vagina. It's inside the body and it comes out with body fluids. You can't contact HIV, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Candidiatis and other STD's from a Sterilized clipper. So please stop comparing them.
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by VickyRotex(f): 8:04pm On Aug 12, 2020
PrincessB1:
L grin L

I'm still following up the thread cheesy
I just read through some abeg I no fit laugh grin grin
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by sofiscatedmoron: 8:27pm On Aug 12, 2020
Austinosconst:
its still incomparable. STD's doesn't stay in the surface of the vagina or inside the vagina. It's inside the body and it comes out with body fluids. You can't contact HIV, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Candidiatis and other STD's from a Sterilized clipper. So please stop comparing them.
Keep deceiving yourself,, you using public clippers is not different ftom using public pussy bro
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by chinaza1(f): 9:04pm On Aug 12, 2020
Nigerian Soldiers
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Austinosconst: 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:
Keep deceiving yourself,, you using public clippers is not different ftom using public pussy bro
what of public toilet? Or do you travel with your personal toilet?
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by iyanuoluwa92(m): 9:16pm On Aug 12, 2020
what about people that uses IPHONE... they think they hv made it in Life
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by sofiscatedmoron: 10:18pm On Aug 12, 2020
Austinosconst:
what of public toilet? Or do you travel with your personal toilet?
I don't cut my skin with public toilets,
The last time i checked, sharing sharp objects is a way of spreading hiv
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Sniper101(m): 11:21pm On Aug 12, 2020
purples25:
Yeah i admit.
You're beautiful the way you are kiss

(but some of us adore light-skin girls though)
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:30am On Aug 13, 2020
Ndubuisipaul1:
People that snap with white guys
Guilty of this lool
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:32am On Aug 13, 2020
light099:
Lol

Nigerians with fake British accent.
Whatsapp group admins
The women in charge of food at events and Owambe parties.
Nairalanders who just bought Xiaomi phones.
Workers wey just collect salary.
Twitter user who knows someone who knows someone who is a housemate in BBN.
Nairaland mods and those who have them as friends.
Those guys with sure 5 odds.
Law students in black and white.
Gatemen when their Oga is not at home or when Oga told them not to open gate for anyone.
Those at the front, on long ATM queue.
hahaaaahahaha udeykoloni?
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:34am On Aug 13, 2020
GamalNasser:
People inside Coaster Staff Bus
feeling flylol
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:35am On Aug 13, 2020
Ndubuisipaul1:
Nigerian lecturers
PROfessor ChinUa AChebe & carDinal ArRinZe smiley
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:38am On Aug 13, 2020
Brachaa:
Lol... Like seriously, I saw one lady with a face shield yesterday and she was walking with so much air of importance that made me cringe. Lol.. So I said in my mind, even without a nose mask she's doing shakara. God have mercy hahahahahahaaaa. .

We girls can form with everything ehhuh
Oh yeah?
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:41am On Aug 13, 2020
samtee37:
People that are always KonjiLized grin
this man be like nonso DiOBU kiss
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:42am On Aug 13, 2020
Hintona:
Light skinned Nigerian girls angry
everyone there is average. Real light skinned are mixed race
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Austinosconst: 5:49am On Aug 13, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:
I don't cut my skin with public toilets,
The last time i checked, sharing sharp objects is a way of spreading hiv
if HIV is transmitted through sterilized clipper then 60% of Nigeria men and boys will be infected because majority of us used public clipper.
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by purples25(f): 8:17am On Aug 13, 2020
Sniper101:
You're beautiful the way you are kiss

(but some of us adore light-skin girls though)
Lol MOST of you adore light skinned girls.

Thanks smiley
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by sofiscatedmoron: 9:32am On Aug 13, 2020
Austinosconst:
if HIV is transmitted through sterilized clipper then 60% of Nigeria men and boys will be infected because majority of us used public clipper.
U are not ashamed of saying u use public clippers,,
U must be a small boy that can not afford a new clipper of which the cheapest Is N 3500,
If hiv is transferred from having sex with prostitutes, then 95% of men would be living with hiv
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by miami35: 3:15pm On Aug 13, 2020
Lol

1. BBnaija HOH for the week.

2. Youth Corp members (FG pikin..as the uniform allows them to enter any office. they look harmless and are traceable).

3. Those that stay in an estate where there is always security check at the gate.

4. Class reps in higher institutions.

5. CLOs among Youth Corp members.

6. Those that use e-payment to pass lekki toll gate.

7. Those that stay in island in Lagos.

8. Those that stay in Lagos/Abuja in Nigeria.

9. Those that have baes/boos in BBnaija house.

10. Those that don't use itel/techno/Infinix.

Peace grin
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Austinosconst: 4:54pm On Aug 13, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:
U are not ashamed of saying u use public clippers,,
U must be a small boy that can not afford a new clipper of which the cheapest Is N 3500,
If hiv is transferred from having sex with prostitutes, then 95% of men would be living with hiv
my brother there's nothing to be ashamed of. We use public spoon, fork, plate and hand towel in restaurants and we have not died. We use public toilets in banks and motor parks we didn't die. My brother na God dey save us.
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Sagefromtheeast: 5:13pm On Aug 13, 2020
Queenoffucks:
Medical students traveling around town in air-conditioned coaster buses. The disgusted look in their faces when they cast their sights away to catch a glimpse of suffering traders in the burning sun.



Most times, I want to fvck all of them.






Queenoffucks
You're in Nnewi.
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by sofiscatedmoron: 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2020
Austinosconst:
my brother there's nothing to be ashamed of. We use public spoon, fork, plate and hand towel in restaurants and we have not died. We use public toilets in banks and motor parks we didn't die. My brother na God dey save us.
Yea bro, but u have to stop sharing sharp objects,
Clippers is not costly, it's very cheap, my friend got a heavy bumps at the back of his head, because he uses public clippers,,
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Austinosconst: 9:04pm On Aug 13, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:
Yea bro, but u have to stop sharing sharp objects,
Clippers is not costly, it's very cheap, my friend got a heavy bumps at the back of his head, because he uses public clippers,,
I really understand your point. I started using personal clipper in 2012 when I was serving as a youth corper. I am just defending others guys that might not be able to afford it. Peace.
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Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by ciro11(m): 6:55am On Aug 15, 2020
omenka:
People that wear socks with Nike slippers.
lols
Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Ginnycute: 10:58pm On Aug 17, 2020
People who wear sunglasses
People who have iPhones
People who know people that know people that know the Bride and groom in a wedding.
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