sikowitz17:
For those that have never gone for screening before there are a lot of factors that can make or mar you during the exercise...study the people shortlisted from your state... the ones with actual connections are usually the ones that hardly talk... oh and there’d be a lot of loud guys bragging and trying to make you think they know all..
Never argue with the medical examiners... try your best possible to be polite as they would randomly say stuffs that can get you very angry...one even touched a candidates boobs in my presence and the girl smiled it off...they can Bleep you up big time...
Don’t reason all soldier as useless... as unimportant as you thing corporal Ibrahim is, help can come from anywhere...believe it or not candidates come to form one thing there, constantly arguing with authorities..

Always try to find favor... if rsm says cut your hair, cut it and go show him that you cut it... you’ll think it’s insignificant but rsm has already marked your face for good..

Don’t buy any soldiers job... once they start to discuss you, mhennnn

Find original salala

It won’t be stipulated but please buy white sneakers... you can be forming they didn’t specify.. dem dey notice you...

Cut yourself gegemu... even doe I won’t cut my own... I’ll hide it with face mask

Limit friendships... your states men dey consciously or unconsciously find weak points... thy will snitch on you... course 45 that they didn’t allow us use phones during screening, there were snitching everywhere hoping that they’d be evicted from camp to increase chances..

Finally that I can remember don’t buy officers job..if they accuse you of something, explain respectfully and smile.. they will rubbish, bullshit, and talk to you anyhow... remember you cane there to pass..

Oh and when you leave every medical check, say thank you and smile to the medical people... believe it or not, that warm greeting fit make dem cancel something that they’ve discovered... chow!

Most importantly secure your original credentials by all means possible. Infact move around with it even to the toilet, or keep with a trusted person after both of you must have confirm the number of credentials you're handing over to him/her some candidates are devils in human form especially your village people. They may decide to fúck you up to boost their chances, by tearing or binning your certs. Screening ground na Game of thrones there are lots of Lord Baelishs.

Okay, the people that will be successful for screening, I hope you know army will check for covid-19.

Lord Baelish! ... I cant stop laughing

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Most importantly secure your original credentials by all means possible. Infact move around with it even to the toilet, or keep with a trusted person after both of you must have confirm the number of credentials you're handing over to him/her some candidates are devils in human form especially your village people. They may decide to fúck you up to boost their chances, by tearing are binning your certs. Screening ground na Game of thrones their are lots of Lord Baelishs.[/quote]

Salala...gegemu...uncle please decode for common man.
Oshè

sikowitz17:
For those that have never gone for screening before there are a lot of factors that can make or mar you during the exercise...study the people shortlisted from your state... the ones with actual connections are usually the ones that hardly talk... oh and there’d be a lot of loud guys bragging and trying to make you think they know all..
Never argue with the medical examiners... try your best possible to be polite as they would randomly say stuffs that can get you very angry...one even touched a candidates boobs in my presence and the girl smiled it off...they can Bleep you up big time...
Don’t reason all soldier as useless... as unimportant as you thing corporal Ibrahim is, help can come from anywhere...believe it or not candidates come to form one thing there, constantly arguing with authorities..

Always try to find favor... if rsm says cut your hair, cut it and go show him that you cut it... you’ll think it’s insignificant but rsm has already marked your face for good..

Don’t buy any soldiers job... once they start to discuss you, mhennnn

Find original salala

It won’t be stipulated but please buy white sneakers... you can be forming they didn’t specify.. dem dey notice you...

Cut yourself gegemu... even doe I won’t cut my own... I’ll hide it with face mask

Limit friendships... your states men dey consciously or unconsciously find weak points... thy will snitch on you... course 45 that they didn’t allow us use phones during screening, there were snitching everywhere hoping that they’d be evicted from camp to increase chances..

Finally that I can remember don’t buy officers job..if they accuse you of something, explain respectfully and smile.. they will rubbish, bullshit, and talk to you anyhow... remember you cane there to pass..

Oh and when you leave every medical check, say thank you and smile to the medical people... believe it or not, that warm greeting fit make dem cancel something that they’ve discovered... chow!

explosiveskull:
Okay, the people that will be successful for screening, I hope you know army will check for covid-19.

any small rise in temperature like this... is problem... I’m assuming that they’d be checking from the gate before entry..

orient53:
Salala...gegemu...uncle please decode for common man.
Oshè

salala: blue shorts... not the Chelsea kind...should not have any other colors on em..

Gegemu: your beards

ugo4u:

Most importantly secure your original credentials by all means possible. Infact move around with it even to the toilet, or keep with a trusted person after both of you must have confirm the number of credentials you're handing over to him/her some candidates are devils in human form especially your village people. They may decide to fúck you up to boost their chances, by tearing are binning your certs. Screening ground na Game of thrones their are lots of Lord Baelishs.

lol this one sef Dey... even when I bought job... I was serving it with my documents..documents na the first thing wey Dey disappear.

Oh another one... if you get ssc... never leave any important item in your bag like money, a wristwatch, phone etc... it’s not only candidates that steal.. some bastard boys find ways into the rooms and begin to search... last time they took my memory card, atleast they left the phone for me... took about 200 dollars in my bunkies wAllet..touched peoples possessions randomly

Person go dey carry waist bag like kopa be that
NYSC na still army sha

sikowitz17:
Oh another one... if you get ssc... never leave any important item in your bag like money, a wristwatch, phone etc... it’s not only candidates that steal.. some bastard boys find ways into the rooms and begin to search... last time they took my memory card, atleast they left the phone for me... took about 200 dollars in my bunkies wAllet..touched peoples possessions randomly

orient53:
Person go dey carry waist bag like kopa be that
NYSC na still army sha

you want to wear waist bag where? In nda? Lol you’ll hear from the rsm... you better don’t even bring it before it buys you job...
they were collected last course
Anything important to you will be in your documents folder with you and you’ll take it everywhere...

sikowitz17:
For those that have never gone for screening before there are a lot of factors that can make or mar you during the exercise...study the people shortlisted from your state... the ones with actual connections are usually the ones that hardly talk... oh and there’d be a lot of loud guys bragging and trying to make you think they know all..
Never argue with the medical examiners... try your best possible to be polite as they would randomly say stuffs that can get you very angry...one even touched a candidates boobs in my presence and the girl smiled it off...they can Bleep you up big time...
Don’t reason all soldier as useless... as unimportant as you thing corporal Ibrahim is, help can come from anywhere...believe it or not candidates come to form one thing there, constantly arguing with authorities..

Always try to find favor... if rsm says cut your hair, cut it and go show him that you cut it... you’ll think it’s insignificant but rsm has already marked your face for good..

Don’t buy any soldiers job... once they start to discuss you, mhennnn

Find original salala

It won’t be stipulated but please buy white sneakers... you can be forming they didn’t specify.. dem dey notice you...

Cut yourself gegemu... even doe I won’t cut my own... I’ll hide it with face mask

Limit friendships... your states men dey consciously or unconsciously find weak points... thy will snitch on you... course 45 that they didn’t allow us use phones during screening, there were snitching everywhere hoping that they’d be evicted from camp to increase chances..

Finally that I can remember don’t buy officers job..if they accuse you of something, explain respectfully and smile.. they will rubbish, bullshit, and talk to you anyhow... remember you cane there to pass..

Oh and when you leave every medical check, say thank you and smile to the medical people... believe it or not, that warm greeting fit make dem cancel something that they’ve discovered... chow!

Undiluted truth, the officer who checked me during Airforce screening in 2016 saw my credentials and shouted Great Ife! I replied great and that was it, he didn't check me again.

Attitude matters also.

Kalapizim:
Undiluted truth, the officer who checked me during Airforce screening in 2016 saw my credentials and shouted Great Ife! I replied great and that was it, he didn't check me again.

Attitude matters also.

Did you later get in?

5 days after portal opens, see d number of candidates for ssc so far, naija has changed o

emmieachichi:
5 days after portal opens, see d number of candidates for ssc so far, naija has changed o

i day it’ll be like course 45... after they’ve dropped half in medicals, they’d now start begging dssc people to resume for ssc training...even if they shortlist 60 per state, it’ll be like 15/30 people that would report for screening... only north will have like 45/58

sikowitz17:
i day it’ll be like course 45... after they’ve dropped half in medicals, they’d now start begging dssc people to resume for ssc training...even if they shortlist 60 per state, it’ll be like 15/30 people that would report for screening... only north will have like 45/58

Men no wan kpai like pearl harbor again, is beta to reign in hell aka naija aka kings landing than to serve in heaven aka khaki aka night watch at beyond d wall(northeast)

Cousiim:
Did you later get in?

Didnt make the final list for training.

Kachi11061998:


Pls are they uploading waec and other cert.. or u will type ur qualifications.. i want to know

Upload

Adelion:


Oga sikowitz
Oga ugo
Oga dammysmart
and co.
Help me with diz my problem that have been pondering about.
I did not pass waec in my secondary school(Cssi) so i did waec(GCE) and i have the original certificate. So now in situation where u to upload your ssce certificate i uploaded d certificate. So when i make to screening and facing the board or maybe during certificate screening HOPE THEY WILL NOT ASK OF MY COMMAND CERTIFICATE cause i dont have and i misplaced my testimonial.....what's your say on diz you all

VICTORY IS FROM GOD ALONE

I don't think u have anything to be worried about.
What set of commando are u?
I'm also an ex-commando (CSSI)

abeg, does anyone knows what might be wrong ? up till now i have not been able to register .. i have used up to 3 emails already and all i have received is ''already registered'' when i put in my email and ''instruction emailed'' when i tried to do forgot password method but there is nothing in my email

how are you people getting hang of this thing?

DadyTrillion:


My brother, e be things o. I don use all the emails wey I get, no show o.

abeg how about now shey email don show?

shamack:
From my observations I see we have fewer ppl applying for SSC than DSSC.

A friend that just started his reg now has an application number of 640+....

But DSSC already has a thousand plus

there are fewer people because people are finding it hard to register! I've not been able to to go past sign up for the past 5 days, no email is showing in my inbox

jamze:
Abeg oh, till now, they've not sent me any verification mail yet since 2days ago.
Did I do sth wrong.?

it's been like 5 days for me

sikowitz17:
people dey collect default password for their Facebook... you should have messaged them since bro... I know 4 people that just registered about 15 minutes ago and they’ve submitted.... they gave then a password from Facebook

pls, what's their Facebook account?

Guys with email problem....there is no need to panick. Go on facebook, search for 'hq Nigerian Army (verified)', drop them a message regarding your issue, and they'll treat accordingly.
Q.E.D.
P.S. (Some guys will still come n complain bout this issue, when they do, refer em to page 632)

eitsei:
it's been like 5 days for me

send a direct message to HQ NIGERIAN ARMY ON FACEBOOK

Who also noticed that if you start the application and could not finish, when you log in again, the application number changed.

Same happened to my friend

MrSuama:
Who also noticed that if you start the application and could not finish, when you log in again, the application number changed.

MrSuama:
Who also noticed that if you start the application and could not finish, when you log in again, the application number changed.

they won’t reserve application number for anybody... if you log out, they’ll give it to somebody else that’s registering... when I started registering it was giving me no 13 by the time I finished.. I don enter 100+

Please what number can we reach them on?

Judah95:


Issue has been resolved. Thanks bro

pls how did you go about it am having the issue now

Pls oh, at skiwotz and d rest.
At the signing pages, can d same person that sign LGA form, sign d reference form?? cos d referee form is 2 while d LGA is one. i.e can d same person sign all pages including d two referees and LGAs.?

Sure, its written there

jamze:
Pls oh, at skiwotz and d rest.
At the signing pages, can d same person that sign LGA form, sign d reference form?? cos d referee form is 2 while d LGA is one. i.e can d same person sign d two..?