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A man's peaceful home was shattered when two large snakes smashed through his kitchen ceiling.

David Tait was shocked when the carpet snakes tumbled on to the kitchen floor of his Brisbane home.

Measuring 2.8m and 2.5m long and weighing 22kg between, the sizeable reptiles then slithered to the bedroom and living room.

Pictures of the aftermath show several ceiling tiles were destroyed in the plummet.

Steve Brown, of Brisbane North Snake Catchers, said the animals were “some of the biggest and fattest” he’d ever seen. He suggested they were fighting over a third, female snake.

That snake has not been located, leading to concerns that it is still in Mr Tait's house. The homeowner expressed concerns at the notion.

He told Today: "'I don't care what size it is, I'm not keen on it." Thankfully carpet snakes are not venomous.

He said that he had seen snakes around his property before, but never actually in the house.

“We have a lot of bush around here so you do see snakes, but I’d never seen snakes of that size,’’ Mr Tait said.

The two snakes were relocated to a state forest close by.

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Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/two-fighting-snakes-crash-through-22610012

O lalasticlala o lalalalalala. Come here o god of slithery things. Come over here and take this worthy thread to the promise land

Chills, Imagine waking up daily to feed these fvckers
I nor sure say I go fit chest that kind job

Not poisonous ke...
It is more sure dat dis wil reach FP than for school to resume dis year
Lala stop hiding, lemme give u the guy number so he wil send them snakes to u
Or u wil follow me to autralia nxt week

lala, food don done oo. This thread will surely get to the promised land.

Clash of Titans, only the sight of one of these in reality, is enough to make me faint

Creepy

Wetin musa no go see for gate ,for your general cleaning and fumigation within and outside lagos ,we are your best bet.we will love to prove our professionalism to you

This kind of snake story can only come out of Australia, a land where humans and snakes can share the house rent peacefully.

Felyyaks:
Clash of Titans, only the sight of one in reality is enough to make me faint

If you faint it will swallow you

Lol lalas conduct

If it were me, I will never come back to that house

Those snakes are SIMPS

Fighting all because of a pussy...


The are lucky that they ain't in Nigeria...


But wait...



Do female snakes have Vagina?

Mehn creepy

Ok

Woman wahala everywhere, even animals are not spared

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Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road..
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But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman??
Abi them interviewed the snakes

Lala's friends fighting over kpekus.

Why are some nairaland moderators so obsessed with snakes?
This particular moderator should seek help against the spirit of serpent.
He might not know, but the spirits are the one driving his obsession.

Fear women

Huge

These 2 would have fetched 2 pots of stew, 4 belts.

Lost opportunity.

Glad to know snakes can now narrate their ordeals.

Loverguys

I look forward to the day lalasticlala will disappoint a snake thread and not move it to front page, but never!

Snake is his front page password.

If lala was a ceo, you would need to include something about snake in your cv to be employed.

Simps everywhere
Awful death to Simpletons

E

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

La-la won't like this part of the story.