Sorry I can't sleep with my eyes closed in that house again

Nairaland needs cleansing from the power of snakes trending on it...Please we need cast out that demon from here so that we can have better news

Vyzz:


Those snakes are SIMPS
Fighting all because of a pussy...

The are lucky that they ain't in Nigeria...

But wait...


Do female snakes have Vagina?

They do. It's called cloaca. Not vagina.

iamoyindamola:

If you faint it will swallow you

if you don't faint it will still swallow you

These two should be ashamed of themselves. Fighting over a female that doesnt give a fork about them

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Bikochi:

This got me laughing hard. Quite true, it's simp behaviour to fight over a female. Who knew simping spans across animals. The snakes need some redpill.

NOW, WHO IS GOING TO GIVE THEM THE REDPILLS?...

Vyzz:



Those snakes are SIMPS

Fighting all because of a pussy...


The are lucky that they ain't in Nigeria...


But wait...



Do female snakes have Vagina?

ask and answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WliPnaKZOY

Uyi168:
....
Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road..
..
But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman??
Abi them interviewed the snakes

this ur assertion,lolz

Felyyaks:
Clash of Titans, only the sight of one of these in reality, is enough to make me faint

That's why you are a woman

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/two-fighting-snakes-crash-through-22610012

Fear women!

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Males always fighting over Females.

So scary.... Ughhh

MosheDayan:
if you don't faint it will still swallow you

I will rather fight for my life than fainting

The power of a woman


Even in animals, female species still controls
P**** taken over the world

Haaaaaa! Haaaaaa! Jisosssssss! Haaaaaa

I will leave that community entirely!

Vyzz na wa 4 u oo, na so u dull ?.... Òdè
female species have Virginia. Okoro like u

MZrapper:
Glad to know snakes can now narrate their ordeals.

Vyzz reply ..

BArris007:
Vyzz na wa 4 u oo, na so u dull ?.... Òdè
female species have Virginia. Okoro like u

Na wa oooo Australia and snakes. I no fit live there o

tillaman:

Scary

BArris007:
Vyzz na wa 4 u oo, na so u dull ?.... Òdè
female species have Virginia. Okoro like u

Its nor Virginia...


Vagina...


About that one wey u talk say female creatures dem have Vagina...

Na zimiri fit confirm that one

Never try dix. For naija because ur village people they look at their mirror

Snakes dey fight over babe too . Odiegwu.

MikeMicheal:
Why are some nairaland moderators so obsessed with snakes?
This particular moderator should seek help against the spirit of serpent.
He might not know, but the spirits are the one driving his obsession.

for the love of money

lalasticlala obe ti de o

women cause chaos amongst men,
dem still be devil causing wahala in the animals' world.

what a gender.

omo this thing would have end up inside it pot if it were here

Australia and awkward animal news all the time.