annawhite:
I'm not surprised...the humans still fighting too....husband snake fighting side man snake....over what exactly....snakes don't have holes

FrLukas:
I hate reptiles.

But how did you know they were two male snakes fighting over a female snake?

If you ask me I'd say two female snakes were fighting over a male snake.

That's the order of things in nature.

Felyyaks:
Clash of Titans, only the sight of one of these in reality, is enough to make me faint

GODSENT252:
O lalasticlala o lalalalalala. Come here o god of slithery things. Come over here and take this worthy thread to the promise land

Essence20:
Australia...
Land of snakes

Missyford31:


Yeah I've lived in Queensland Australia and U see the biggest pythons sometimes. Aswell as other snakes. North Queensland is tropical. They will get in your houses sometimes. When I was up there in Cairns me n my sister in law and my niece n nephew were walking along the side of the highway and she nearly pushed the pram across a huge long one laying on the path which is next to like swamp n rainforest n it raised its head n we screamed n an Aboriginal guy n his mate came n chased it away from us. It was the biggest snake I ever seen. It was a carpet python. But I'm not as scared of them as the spiders we have here

Uyi168:
....
Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road..
..
But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman??
Abi them interviewed the snakes

MOnkeyBabe:
all of una wey dey claim say any work na work no fear o

Felyyaks:
Clash of Titans, only the sight of one of these in reality, is enough to make me faint

mariahAngel:


Werey!

Males have been destined to fight over females. Whether men, lions, gorillas, baboons, chimps, even snakes, you name it...and there's nothing y'all can do about it

Uyi168:
....
Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road..
..
But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman??
Abi them interviewed the snakes

Uyi168:
....
Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road..
..
But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman??
Abi them interviewed the snakes

iamoyindamola:

I will rather fight for my life than fainting

Uyi168:
....
Even in the animal kingdom, woman nor dey let man see road..
..
But how did they now know that the two snakes were fighting because of a woman??
Abi them interviewed the snakes

SegFault:

That's totally untrue, different animals have their ways. Female peacocks fight over male peacocks, male lions fight over female lions, human beings... Anything goes my brother.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/two-fighting-snakes-crash-through-22610012

Missyford31:

And spiders�

MikeMicheal:
Why are some nairaland moderators so obsessed with snakes?
This particular moderator should seek help against the spirit of serpent.
He might not know, but the spirits are the one driving his obsession.

MikeMicheal:
Why are some nairaland moderators so obsessed with snakes?
This particular moderator should seek help against the spirit of serpent.
He might not know, but the spirits are the one driving his obsession.

Missyford31:


Yeah I've lived in Queensland Australia and U see the biggest pythons sometimes. Aswell as other snakes. North Queensland is tropical. They will get in your houses sometimes. When I was up there in Cairns me n my sister in law and my niece n nephew were walking along the side of the highway and she nearly pushed the pram across a huge long one laying on the path which is next to like swamp n rainforest n it raised its head n we screamed n an Aboriginal guy n his mate came n chased it away from us. It was the biggest snake I ever seen. It was a carpet python. But I'm not as scared of them as the spiders we have here

Essence20:

you are right

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Lala's food.

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Essence20:

Are the spiders venomous?

Missyford31:


Yes I live here. We got Lotsa dangerous creatures. Blue ringed octopus, those deadly jellyfish, poisonous ants, Lotsa sharks, conefish, I think even our platypus has poison in a barb thing on its feet. Our whitetail spider, redback spider, funnel webs(the Sydney one can kill in minutes) Lotsa deadly snakes. Tassie devils where I live, but U don't come across them I've only seen them in like a mini zoo here but deep in the bush down port Arthur south Tas I could hear them making that screaming
noise at night, they will eat thru Ur meat n bones, they look similar to a wombat/giant rat, bout as big as a small dog. Look cute but sound scary and can be dangerous. My biggest fear here tho is our huntsman spider lol. They ain't deadly they bite hurt but not poisonous but they are huge n fast n jump at you or on you. I fear them most cos they can give me heart attack� and their size. If one jumps or runs across the window inside the car Ur in while someone is driving it can cause accidents. I jumped out my car passenger seat wen it happen to me n lucky my friend driving the car was only backing slowly outta the laneway cos I was over her lap n out that door on her side cos it was on my side window �. Even the car had been moving fast idc I'll still be outta that door. Them things are scary ASF. I have fear of spiders real bad.
Still tho spiderbites and snake bites aren't as common as ppl think here. I only met one person who been bit by a poisonous spider here. U just gotta check inside Ur shoes before U put em on lol. They like getting in there.
I am terrified of sharks too but that's easy to avoid cos I won't go past my knees in the ocean.