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“10 different types of BARBERS”

A THREAD

1. The POWDER masters

These ones will design your head with powder you’ll think they’ve given you the best cut of your life... until you go home and bath.

2. The Talkative

These ones will not keep kwayet & barb you... He’ll talk & talk till he makes mistake on the hair... you might end up telling him to barb you skin cut las las...

3. Packaging Lords

Things like chilled A/C, groundnut,chin chin,water,magazines & so on.... NA DEM!!! They might even unbox new clipper just for your haircut... The things they’ll spray your hair ehn.... (PLEASE ASK FOR PRICE ooh) make motor no Jam you for express.

Oh la la

4. The Dracula

Once these ones barb you, you must have injury especially when they’re carving the hair! And you’ll not notice the injury until water touches your face...
ordinary haircut ooh,when it’s not tattoo somebody came to draw

5. The street-treprenuer

These ones have plenty hustles inside one barbershop! There’s bet naija inside the shop,there’s viewing center, boutique inside,some even still have full chemist inside That same barbershop.

emaxjey:
4. The Dracula

Once these ones barb you, you must have injury especially when they’re carving the hair! And you’ll not notice the injury until water touches your face...
ordinary haircut ooh,when it’s not tattoo somebody came to draw

. Can relate

6. Road side Cinema

These ones will not face their barbing... They’ll keep “sharp” tv & start showing wrestling.... people will just gather the place, if you’re an introvert nothing can make you comfortable to barb there.

7. The Naggers

Awon low budget lasisi...
Once you enter their shop,they’ll start complaining about the last person that cut your hair.. You’ll hear them say “Omo, who barb your hair last now? Him don spoil your carving... him don carry your hair go inside bla bla” Oga REST!

8. The NOISY CLIPPER users

These ones will be using “I pass my neighbor clipper” to barb someone. From beginning till end they’ll be using screw driver to reduce volume of clipper. Ahhhhh...

9. Your BARBER

This one knows you already... he always deliver! You don’t need to tell him what hairstyle you wants,he already knows.

10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10


Reference: @dj_peejay Twitter


Cc. Lalasticlala

The local dj barber. Na barbing he dey do, na music he sabi blast. Common skin cut, he no fit do. Skin cut go resemble kampala clothe (different patches)

Nice one op,

You should have added the ones that fuel always finish in their gen...

OP left out the strangest ones of them all...

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The ones that will have like 20 apprentice standing and learning work. If you're the introvert type, it can make you uncomfortable . Numerous eyes staring on your head.

The ones that looks like cultist. Some of his frat members will even be there gisting or charging their phone. Just pray against say na when you come go barb for there rival cult go come carry hit or count scores.

Interesting

Lol

Dem plenty for my area...

See how another hacker steals money from access bank using an app:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFtqCTfVZc

EFCC, NIGERIA POLICE FORCE, CBN TAKE NOTE.

I DONT KNOW WHY YOUTUBE REFUSES TO TAKE THE VIDEO DOWN AFTER REPORTING IT.

Funny thread

hahahahaha. funny and true

And Lala's barber

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
This looks like a real niggarrrz post

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can relate to all. Add barbers who will have pictures of different hairstyles on their wall but don't know Jack about anything. They'll just Barb rubbish on your head.

emaxjey:
8. The NOISY CLIPPER users

These ones will be using “I pass my neighbor clipper” to barb someone. From beginning till end they’ll be using screw driver to reduce volume of clipper. Ahhhhh...

I hate these ones

Barbing, that profession is underrated in Nigeria.