Runs-barbers, these ones will abandone there shop to go barb one rich man in his house and keep u waiting in his shop

Oh

The news carriers

This one will be telling you the latest news - true, half true and outright lies

SweetDipBenny:
My barber wants to b a musician,always playin his mixtape. Dont know how to tell him his songs r shit.he gives d best hair cut tho

Reminds me of Pato, the barber at Ola Street junction, bdpa

nikaShow:
Nice one op,

You should have added the ones that fuel always finish in their gen...

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op 50% of barbers fr 9ja nah from kogi them and barbing nah 5and6 and sum go even dy play ebira song any how lyk say him dy vilage.

Lolz

There is no gorimapa on the list.
We move

The ones that like taking tips by force. If you're used to leaving your N50 with dem unto day you appreciate dem, the day you stand to collect your change... You go see dem for dream

Nice. Quite funny. Thanks

OP you forgot the over sabis,I remember back then in secondary School when I was still on low cut,I went to have a hair cut, just round cut but not too low and I went with my friend,she first had hers and it was perfect,I never open mouth tell oga the style I want boom my hair was gone,it was painful though,oga said he forgot I was barbing same style.....
Then the electricians, lolzzzzz these ones will go out every now and then to repair I pass my neighbor gen...
Las Las you forgot Whistlers, they'll be whistling up and down at your ear distracting you from hearing what people are saying....the list is endless...

The last group for me should be those that will Barb you and sweat,so a word of caution,ones you notice that sweat from their body with the last customer,bro fake a phone call and never return,your destiny is about to cross Lagos express road with a dark shade at night.

I called them foolish but busy idiots

smile.
Op have got a valuable experienced �

emaxjey:
8. The NOISY CLIPPER users

These ones will be using “I pass my neighbor clipper” to barb someone. From beginning till end they’ll be using screw driver to reduce volume of clipper. Ahhhhh...

bro's you wicked sha.

emaxjey:
9. Your BARBER

This one knows you already... he always deliver! You don’t need to tell him what hairstyle you wants,he already knows.

lolz.

seunny4lif:
How David De Gea sees Man Utd players when he is about to take goal kick

Bros why do u hate man u like this wtf

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
This looks like a real niggarrrz post

Lol, you always see the realness in niggers... Lol

I couldn't help but laugh
Just get your own personal clippers to avoid stories that touch

Bro I’m a die united fan
Go and check my posts

JBoss25:
Bros why do u hate man u like this wtf

op you forgot

the ones DAT don't use to have change

the ones wey no sabi barb dem go say aah DAT style no go fit you. ...dem no sabi barb am oo

emaxjey:
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10


Reference: @dj_peejay Twitter


Cc. Lalasticlala

No 10: The ones that doesn't always have change. You ll here things like " Oga , change scarce o...you go add money join your change next time you dey barb "

If you are in Lagos and want to be free from the above excessiveness by barbers, place a call to Femzy Barbing Salon. It's located at Badagry, a trial will definitely convince me you because a trial did convince me.

emaxjey:
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10


Reference: @dj_peejay Twitter


Cc. Lalasticlala

Yhu didn't mention hungry wolf barber. na your money e go use buy food. e go just barb nonsense

StacyO:
I couldn't help but laugh

Just get your own personal clippers to avoid stories that touch

E get one barber wey i tell I want Drake hairstyle. I show am for phone... na so e draw nonsense for my head...I no fit cry that day �

The Ones That Are So Dedicated,they Render Quality Services..... After Barbing They Can Even Help Burst Ur Pimples.

KingBaba1:
i believe you are right, but can you please educate me on how much a barber can earn according to your exposure on this topic out nigeria

Am a barber in Edo state and I earn up to 170k monthly
Barbing is very lucrative

Majestybaba92:


Am a barber in Edo state and I earn up to 170k monthly
Barbing is very lucrative

What part of Edo state? Benin?

emaxjey:
6. Road side Cinema

These ones will not face their barbing... They’ll keep “sharp” tv & start showing wrestling.... people will just gather the place, if you’re an introvert nothing can make you comfortable to barb there.

my case.

chucky101:


What part of Edo state? Benin?

Benin city
Upper sakponba
I work 7 days a week
I graduated last year, never thought the profession will be this lucrative.
I have been barbing for almost 10 years, I charge #300 for an haircut
I don't think I will leave this profession for a white colar job. Just barbing no other business included.
I am married with two kids
The key is know how to barb and have good Customer relationship.
It requires a lot of patience

emaxjey:
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10


Reference: @dj_peejay Twitter


Cc. Lalasticlala

the ones that don't stay in the shop,customers will be calling on the phone oga where u dey I dey ur shop.