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| A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by enshi(op): 2:59pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Afternoon nairalanders... So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car. I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough.. The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread. I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg.. Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light. 11 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by madridguy(m): 3:00pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
See money  Dey expect contract worth of 1 billion pounds 304 Likes 14 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by goodmorning40: 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
The implication is that you will be a king. Go shape your head for the crown and worry no more 174 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Madibahisback: 3:06pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
The implication is that u we se oriburuku 20 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Kriss216: 3:11pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Africans ee, smh  This one below me is saying blessing is about to fall on the OP. Poo na good thing? How can sh!t attract blessing? 88 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by longetivity(m): 3:13pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
blessings is about to fall on u 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 3:15pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Goan have a good bath, my friend! 364 Likes 25 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by englois: 3:38pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
I don't think it has any meaning. If you schooled in OAU, Ile-Ife, you will experience it wella. The school has a high bat population and they can poop on your head, clothes. Kinda yellowish poop 84 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 1stHooligan(m): 3:41pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Instead of you to wash it off. Seems you don't know you can be infected with Terrible virus. Africans and funny way of reasoning, what advantage has bird poo got on you?? 49 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by mariahAngel(f): 3:42pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
It means you'll win the lottery. You'll hit the jackpot. 20 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by michkosi(m): 4:09pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Enter bet9ja shop ASAP..... 87 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by LadySarah: 4:43pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Ask Mr bones of kuvuki land. 194 Likes 12 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Denique(f): 4:56pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
It means you wee sleep dia 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by taiwoowiat: 4:59pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Superstition 5 Likes |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by deltateam: 5:25pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
| . Epic replies But how do birds get their target so easily from high above? 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by ggirl4real: 5:47pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Stop believing in superstitions A bird defecated on you because the bird does not have a toilet where it defecates. A bird defecates whenever the urge comes not minding what's it's defecating on. 86 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by dudusky007(m): 6:02pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
IT'S SIMPLE...IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOUR FRIEND SEES YOU AS NOTHING BUT SHIT!!! 28 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Jqtyfx(m): 6:05pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
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| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Diamond23(f): 6:10pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
enshi:it's just a harmless poo.right place at the wrong time 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by enshi(op): 6:45pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Lalasticlala Pls help us get this myth settled 1 Like |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by michealdeco: 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
On the 12th hour of the 12th day of the 12th month of this year You'll turn to a bird and fly away never to return Sorry bro Na joke oo Righteousness89 what do you have to say sir ? 29 Likes
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| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by superior1: 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Clean it up or lick it up 2 Likes |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Slawormir: 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Damnnnnn niggarrr Isoright For this op mind na...you dey think about all those old story Nor go huzzle 31 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by RapistOnBail: 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
You needed to call a photographer to take a better picture of you and the shit. You enlarge the pix and put it all round your house + your friends car. It’s a sign of success my friend  12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 02Kebreal(m): 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
So should we fry Akamu? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Nobody: 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
madridguy:Ki ki ki Wicked guy... You want make hunger kill am abi. 1 Like |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by MostMercyfulGod: 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020*. Modified: 10:41pm On Sep 21, 2020 |
Ok |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by chinavs9ja(m): 7:07pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
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| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Abiamaka(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
If to say na your head the poo fall, I for say make you no work again  1 Like |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Chivasex: 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
not good 1 Like |
| Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Albertone(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
Someone should give me the house address of the mod that pushed this to frontpage.He/she needs to be lashed!! Imagine me eating a cake with white icing ontop,it's as if it's the bird poo that is on the cake  18 Likes 1 Share |
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