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A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by enshi(m): 2:59pm On Sep 14
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by madridguy(m): 3:00pm On Sep 14
See money grin grin grin Dey expect contract worth of 1 billion pounds grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by goodmorning40: 3:05pm On Sep 14
The implication is that you will be a king. Go shape your head for the crown and worry no more

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Madibahisback: 3:06pm On Sep 14
The implication is that u we se oriburuku grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Kriss216: 3:11pm On Sep 14
Africans ee, smh undecided

This one below me is saying blessing is about to fall on the OP. Poo na good thing? How can sh!t attract blessing?

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by longetivity(m): 3:13pm On Sep 14
blessings is about to fall on u

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 3:15pm On Sep 14
Goan have a good bath, my friend!


undecided undecided

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by englois: 3:38pm On Sep 14
I don't think it has any meaning. If you schooled in OAU, Ile-Ife, you will experience it wella. The school has a high bat population and they can poop on your head, clothes. Kinda yellowish poop

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 1stHooligan(m): 3:41pm On Sep 14
Instead of you to wash it off. Seems you don't know you can be infected with Terrible virus.

Africans and funny way of reasoning, what advantage has bird poo got on you??

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by mariahAngel: 3:42pm On Sep 14
It means you'll win the lottery. You'll hit the jackpot. grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by michkosi(m): 4:09pm On Sep 14
Enter bet9ja shop ASAP..... grin grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by LadySarah(f): 4:43pm On Sep 14
Ask Mr bones of kuvuki land.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Denique(f): 4:56pm On Sep 14
It means you wee sleep dia undecided

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by taiwoowiat: 4:59pm On Sep 14
Superstition

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by deltateam: 5:25pm On Sep 14
grin. Epic replies

But how do birds get their target so easily from high above?

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by ggirl4real: 5:47pm On Sep 14
Stop believing in superstitions

A bird defecated on you because the bird does not have a toilet where it defecates.

A bird defecates whenever the urge comes not minding what's it's defecating on.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by dudusky007(m): 6:02pm On Sep 14
IT'S SIMPLE...IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOUR FRIEND SEES YOU AS NOTHING BUT SHIT!!!

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Jqtyfx(m): 6:05pm On Sep 14
grin grin grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Diamond23(f): 6:10pm On Sep 14
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.
it's just a harmless poo.right place at the wrong time grin

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by enshi(m): 6:45pm On Sep 14
Lalasticlala
Pls help us get this myth settled

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by michealdeco: 7:07pm On Sep 14
On the 12th hour of the 12th day of the 12th month of this year

You'll turn to a bird and fly away never to return


Sorry bro









Na joke oo grin grin

Righteousness89 what do you have to say sir ?

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by superior1: 7:07pm On Sep 14
Clean it up or lick it up

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Slawormir: 7:07pm On Sep 14
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
For this op mind na...you dey think about all those old story



Nor go huzzle

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by RapistOnBail: 7:07pm On Sep 14
You needed to call a photographer to take a better picture of you and the shit.

You enlarge the pix and put it all round your house + your friends car.

It’s a sign of success my friend tongue

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 02Kebreal(m): 7:07pm On Sep 14
So should we fry Akamu?

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by loneprof: 7:07pm On Sep 14
madridguy:
See money grin grin grin Dey expect contract worth of 1 billion pounds grin

Ki ki ki grin
Wicked guy... You want make hunger kill am abi.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by MostMercyfulGod: 7:07pm On Sep 14
Too bad
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by chinavs9ja(m): 7:07pm On Sep 14
Enjoy bro it is now your time grin



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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Abiamaka(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14
If to say na your head the poo fall, I for say make you no work again cool

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Chivasex: 7:08pm On Sep 14
not good

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Albertone(m): 7:08pm On Sep 14
Someone should give me the house address of the mod that pushed this to frontpage.He/she needs to be lashed!!
Imagine me eating a cake with white icing ontop,it's as if it's the bird poo that is on the cake

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