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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:31pm On Sep 14, 2020
LadySarah:
Ask Mr bones of kuvuki land.
best reply by far
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Unclefemolala(m): 7:31pm On Sep 14, 2020
The issue i have is..how the hell did this topic get to front page
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by IFezki96: 7:33pm On Sep 14, 2020
goodmorning40:
The implication is that you will be a king. Go shape your head for the crown and worry no more


Lol... I remember this scene from Mr Bones...
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by uBuNiT: 7:34pm On Sep 14, 2020
Johnchrix:
Its means nothing, bird don de sheet for my body since 2001 and I never blow
Nawa o. Which kind head you carry come this world ? You better go back and come again

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by obinna58(m): 7:34pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.
You sef dey under tree wey bird dey, wat of me wey no under tree nko, and Edon happen to me two times.
Don't believe nonsense
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Monday60655(m): 7:35pm On Sep 14, 2020
You said that you have heard about the implication of bird poo on human body. What kind of implication specifically did you hear. Stay there and be seeking for attention. While not leak the poo since you want more light to be shade on the useless implication.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Wizzler: 7:35pm On Sep 14, 2020
You better go baff
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Kemimarch16(f): 7:37pm On Sep 14, 2020
It means u will be rich
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by RPG2020(m): 7:37pm On Sep 14, 2020
If na your head na good thing but if na your hand leg my guy know how you dey waka because i see danger

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by IamAsiri: 7:38pm On Sep 14, 2020
englois:
I don't think it has any meaning. If you schooled in OAU, Ile-Ife, you will experience it wella. The school has a high bat population and they can poop on your head, clothes. Kinda yellowish poop

Bless you jare my brother.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Hoelujohn: 7:39pm On Sep 14, 2020
Go and price any private jet of yours.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by ochiosa(m): 7:40pm On Sep 14, 2020
Prayer answered, be prepared for your breakthrough :-

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Abagworo(m): 7:40pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..

The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..

Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.

In Igbo tradition it means goodluck whereas the opposite is spider web blocking your right of way which means badluck.

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Nobody: 7:41pm On Sep 14, 2020
UDUJ:


It really surprises me that in this day and age we still have people thinking like this. It's just sad undecided

You need psych help and fast. Just recently you were thinking of commiting suicide and now this. Something is just not right up there.
Wow. You are very sensitive and observant.
I pray God heals his heart and restore back joy and peace to his life.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by GuestLog: 7:42pm On Sep 14, 2020
Your worried about bird poop instead of being happy that cows don't fly. Life!

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Angelfrost(m): 7:44pm On Sep 14, 2020
Just look at Front page topic/gist!!!...

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Mayng01(m): 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2020
You must be the son of king tsonga from kuvukiland
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by WorkTheTalk(m): 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2020
Sign of blessing

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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by barrypro: 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2020
grin grin grin
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by BruncleZuma: 7:47pm On Sep 14, 2020
Ogbeni go and baff.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by lesson44: 7:47pm On Sep 14, 2020
The odds of it happening is low as winning a lottery.
Go try play lottery. You fit win .
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by cray91(m): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2020
haha
englois:
I don't think it has any meaning. If you schooled in OAU, Ile-Ife, you will experience it wella. The school has a high bat population and they can poop on your head, clothes. Kinda yellowish poop
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by lifenija: 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2020
africans are curse it obvious sense dey lack here.
my friend will u clean up.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by cray91(m): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2020
haha
michkosi:
Enter bet9ja shop ASAP..... grin grin
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 1stbest(m): 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:

poo on her too , ,,,,,
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by Buddy0: 7:50pm On Sep 14, 2020
LadySarah:
Ask Mr bones of kuvuki land.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by 1stbest(m): 7:51pm On Sep 14, 2020
Angelfrost:
Just look at Front page topic/gist!!!...
cheesy
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Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by hollarunji08(m): 7:53pm On Sep 14, 2020
God don answer ur prayer be dat na.... Go church next week for thanksgiving ;DGod don answer ur prayer be dat na.... Go church next week for thanksgiving
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by ORIAYO70(m): 7:55pm On Sep 14, 2020
enshi:
Afternoon nairalanders...

So i went with a friend to a mechanic village to fix his car. When we got there I was able to find a cool spot under a tree to chill while we wait for the car.

I was alone with my thoughts so I decided to say some prayers. Basically I prayed for breakthrough..



The shock I got after praying was what lead to my thread.

I was about to get up when I felt this hot splash on both my hand and leg..




Pls my people i have heard about the implications of birds poo on humans.. Pls people help me shed light.



Nothing much jare, 2016@ Access bank Danmole, I was with one Aboki that polish our shoe, a bird poo on my white, shirt.nothing dey happen jare.
Re: A Bird Just Pooed On Me (Photo) by stanliwise(m): 8:00pm On Sep 14, 2020
michkosi:
Enter bet9ja shop ASAP..... grin grin
LOL grin grin grin grin grin
Op hold this guy if your ticket cut o

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