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“10 different people & why they’re still SINGLE”

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1 Small PENIS

Girls these days do ‘window shopping’ before they allow you date them ooh... Its after knacks that’ll determine if she’ll ask “what are we now” or she’ll ghost you.

2. Money

“love is sweet oh! When money enter love is sweeter “ Them no dey use love buy foodstuffs for market ooh..

3. Lack of coordination

You’ll go out with your new boyfriend & his friends and you’ll finish 6 bottles of beer & still use your long fixed nails to scratch off half of the fish barbecue . Ole. You’ll die single.

4. Longer throat

Females in this category want a god-fearing blood money ritualist with Johnny sins vibes... Guys want a god-fearing Mia Khalifa. Take clay and water,make una build them.

5. Bad character

These ones never accept their mistakes... They blame their bad behavior on anything or anyone! You’re toxic and you’re saying it’s because you’re Gemini.. Ori e daru.

6. Auto Billing

Ordinary “I love you” you’ll reply with billing. Even dangote go Dey fear you. Yahoo girl oshi!!!

7. Defenses

These ones are basically single because they’ve have had their share of heartbreak and they’re scared of experiencing it again.. Una go Dey alright.

8. Masturbation

These ones are in love with their hands... No long talk.

9. Peace of mind

The fact that you’re not worried that anyone is cheating on you is a big flex... These ones don’t wantu sacrifice this feeling for anyone yet.

10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10

Reference: dj_peejay (Twitter)

Cc: Lalasticlala

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Biko abeg my signature is saying something oo

Op i believe you are also single because you lack the courage to approach a damsel you desire to aquire.

Mad o

emaxjey:
4. Longer throat

Females in this category want a god-fearing blood money ritualist with Johnny sins vibes... Guys want a god-fearing Mia Khalifa. Take clay and water,make una build them.

who is Mia Khalifa.

GolDRoger:
who is Mia Khalifa.

boss, me sef don't know oo, I heard some guys mentioning her name Ni oo.

Dshocker:
Op i believe you are also single because you lack the courage to approach a damsel you desire to aquire.

haha.. Bros.. be calming down nah.. It just for fun..

Because they keep looking for a perfect partner

Because they want already made men/women.

Because their relationship history is too bad for any potential mate to accept.

Money is 90% reason why many people are single, money bring marriage security. The remaining aforementioned factors also rooted in money, and for sex no matter how skilful he or she is, you will soon get tired of each other, but money will keep the marriage moving.

Na money be the hindrance.

Fussion1000:
Money is 90% reason why many people are single, money bring marriage security. The remaining aforementioned factors also rooted in money, and for sex no matter how skilful he or she is, you will soon get tired of each other, but money will keep the marriage moving.

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Healthquest:
hi



I decided to quote on dead thread, how does the concotion work and where is your location... I use to b strong but d erections are not strong like bfr again... And it take time to comes up for second round

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Fussion1000:
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Send me ur whatsap number

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Some are single because of self love, religious and moral beliefs, adequate placement of priority or even because they think they aren't ready


Please let us be
It's not a crime to be single
Our society is ruined. Too many pressures from friends, peers, relatives and so on ...

I don't know if this is a kind of mental disorder, must we have do what others are doing?

Pvssy worshipers everywhere....We keep shouting redpill yet worship pvssy more than anything and even jeer those whom sanity is intact

They are brothels everywhere, without us these businesses will crumble, it will have a negative impact on the economy

Fussion1000:
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Waiting for u