Good morning beautiful people, ladies and gentlemen under Gods blue sky.
My name is John and I am up for adoption.
I am a male in his 20s I am also a poet and an aspiring actor that'll one day win headies.
I don't know what short is as I have a Solomon's height you'll notice. That gives me a perfect view of Israel most especially in the midst of voices trying to be minstrels.
Oh yeah, I am a graduate too and dude wants you and I hope you do too.
Not race nor Distance is the issue, you may be American, Nigerian or Hindu
A new heart; a new home.
And we can build Rome
Religion isn't a barrier,
you may be Jewish, Christian, Muslim or atheist
I don't mind, just have a career


PS .... Strictly female
Yours truly, devlishginger

An adult cant be adopted. You are more than 18 years

Na kidnapping u for say



No go look for work

Adoption at 20 years? and a graduate??
Wetin musa no go see for gate??

Devil dey look for where him wan enter to cause wahala for the innocent people lives.

I rebuke, cast, and confine you to the pit of hell where you belong.

U no even fit market urself well...way ur pissure

your name self don spoil market for you. this must be a joke

Up for adoption with that scaring moniker?�

Just go to otokoto. They can adopt u for whatever they find u fit for or u may go to Anambra and look for any available baby factory so u can be helping them impregnate their loose girls and other kidnapped women

Nairaland never disappoints

This section is my daily go to area for laughs

Same here am up for adoption too
But you must be a girl and must be an American

UDUJ:
Nairaland never disappoints

This section is my daily go to area for laughs

delay can be dangerous... Hurry now while offer last

Hei God I am up for adoption too o

Funny thread

Actor that wants to win headies or what did i see

Franktom247:
Actor that wants to win headies or what did i see

hahahahhah

Trending

Hi John,

I will love to adopt you, can you clean, cook, wash my car early in the morning, iron cloths, dry clean my clothes and run errands daily, no sex if is what you are looking for.

if you can, send me a dm.

Thanks

sexylassie2:
Hi John,

I will love to adopt you, can you clean, cook, wash my car early in the morning, iron cloths, dry clean my clothes and run errands daily, no sex if is what you are looking for.

if you can, send me a dm.

Thanks

pick me instead..

life hard

Justkatty:
Up for adoption with that scaring moniker?�

Ok. This is a great shance.
Ok So u saying I can pay u 300 naira cash to buy u &enjoy u for adotion?

TheCork:



Ok. This is a great shance.
Ok So u saying I can pay u 300 naira cash to buy u &enjoy u for adotion?

How do you mean Mister?

OP I see what you did there.

You're a poet truly and I enjoyed what I read.

Justkatty:
How do you mean Mister?

Kaiiii.. see nyansh.
Hello & how do u please. Please can we talk about sexxxx for 1 minutes please?

bewla:
Na kidnapping u for say




No go look for work

devlishGINGER:
Good morning beautiful people, ladies and gentlemen under Gods blue sky.
My name is John and I am up for adoption.
I am a male in his 20s I am also a poet and an aspiring actor that'll one day win headies.
I don't know what short is as I have a Solomon's height you'll notice. That gives me a perfect view of Israel most especially in the midst of voices trying to be minstrels.
Oh yeah, I am a graduate too and dude wants you and I hope you do too.
Not race nor Distance is the issue, you may be American, Nigerian or Hindu
A new heart; a new home.
And we can build Rome
Religion isn't a barrier,
you may be Jewish, Christian, Muslim or atheist
I don't mind, just have a career


PS .... Strictly female
Yours truly, devlishginger

Me too!!
I wanna be adopted.
Am short so U can pat me on top of my head
Am funny
Am sweet
Am good at chores
Good homes only apply

SmellySperm:

pick me instead..

life hard

SmellySperm:

pick me instead..

life hard

you want to hijack my people ehen

Missyford31:


Me too!!
I wanna be adopted.
Am short so U can pat me on top of my head
Am funny
Am sweet
Am good at chores
Good homes only apply

on the scale of 9 to 9 how funny are you

sexylassie2:
Hi John,

I will love to adopt you, can you clean, cook, wash my car early in the morning, iron cloths, dry clean my clothes and run errands daily, no sex if is what you are looking for.

if you can, send me a dm.

Thanks

you are looking to hire a maid you can't treat an adopted child like that na

somebody should adopt me too .

Missyford31:

can we chat privately ?

devlishGINGER:
on the scale of 9 to 9 how funny are you

Sometimes am a 8 sometimes am a 7
Is like once I start n get in that mood I go from fifth gear right into first lol