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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:23pm On Sep 24, 2020
odimbannamdi:


I think the correct person is. Dammysmart
na him jare.. I Dey high that time lol.. I don go misyarn

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ishowdotgmail(m): 10:24pm On Sep 24, 2020
Bifrost:


First of all, how tall are you?

Your height should be commensurate with your weight. If you check your BMI

modified: To be safe listen to the man up there and cut down your weight.

I’m 1.79m approximately 5’9ft tall bro
The BMI is 28.4 based on the calculation put up at the other page, is it okay sir?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:26pm On Sep 24, 2020
Why na me Dey always launch new page for this thread lol.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ishowdotgmail(m): 10:28pm On Sep 24, 2020
oscarfrosh:

Oboy you better start training, try to reduce your weight to 80kg

I will try brother, I only have Saturday and Sunday to run exercise. Time doesn’t permit me cry
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 10:30pm On Sep 24, 2020
ishowdotgmail:


I’m 1.79m approximately 5’9ft tall bro

Ah...when you said very tall, I was expecting 1.88m above

You need to loose some weight for your BMI to fall within 18.5–25.0 (to be safe).

With your 1.79m and 91kg, your BMI is 28.4. That's like overweight.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Richieurch(m): 10:38pm On Sep 24, 2020
omaigala12:

Believe me bro no one enjoys sarcasm like I do .d guy was just bin immature about d whole stuff . pple like sikowitz n d rest av been answering so many questions here tirelessly, if u no wan answer y not just scroll and pass
All good sha

if you had the patience of reading like 3 threada before yours you’ll realize the question has been answered, in as much as we’re all here to help each other they’re certain questions that in one way or the other someone had answered already, when I joined this thread I’m 2018 I took it upon myself to start from page 1 not because I was jobless but there’s a price to pay for information either in cash or time(time is money). before this registration started Ugo, Sikowitz17 etc took their to lay down everything for a time like this, you want to come claim savage shey, just imagine yourself asking what is the use of reference form when it’s boldly written *REFRENCE FORM* haba oga reason am now, won’t still be surprised if your kind would still come and ask what the documents printed would be used for and are we supposed to go to the screening view with the documents?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:44pm On Sep 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
they don’t fear anything.. they don’t fear that’ll you’ll be an officer in 9 months, they aren’t scared of anything!! They are REGULARS.. they’ve been conditioned to know that their commission is above every other godamn commission in the military.. you be SSC.. hit your rank after 9 months.. they know it’s their modas that own the military.
They're mad. Oga this kid can't order me for nothing. Let's drag it.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 10:47pm On Sep 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
na him jare.. I Dey high that time lol.. I don go misyarn

Lol...no issues, artyman

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 10:54pm On Sep 24, 2020
Kaeboy:
They're mad. Oga this kid can't order me for nothing. Let's drag it.
Bro mouth no dey do am..
If u reach there u go know.. This life is simple let's not complicate things for ourselves. They say if u find yourself in Rome behave like a Roman.

If those boys put u for mind e bad gan, them fit make u fly fence escape

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Chinex57: 11:01pm On Sep 24, 2020
oga sikowitz, ugo4U, Bifrost.. my weight na 70kg and height na 1.85m... shey weti be my BMI am i over and under??
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 11:04pm On Sep 24, 2020
No update on dssc and ssc for today? Wetin happen

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ishowdotgmail(m): 11:05pm On Sep 24, 2020
Bifrost:


Ah...when you said very tall, I was expecting 1.88m above

You need to loose some weight for your BMI to fall within 18.5–25.0 (to be safe).

With your 1.79m and 91kg, your BMI is 28.4. That's like overweight.

Thanks man appreciate

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 11:08pm On Sep 24, 2020
Elsueno:


Reminded me of that G8 arc, Na food commander Jonathan use catch you cheesy . Well, please remember you can't bounce bullets in real life woh not to talk of cannon balls grin.

Wishing you the very best bro grin
grin grin grin gomu gomu no fusen will always work when the bullet isn't laced with haki grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:08pm On Sep 24, 2020
Chinex57:
oga sikowitz, ugo4U, Bifrost.. my weight na 70kg and height na 1.85m...
shey weti be my BMI am i over and under??
i just put any age bro.. but it shows normal still

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:09pm On Sep 24, 2020
Me ma sef my BMI na 26.9 and na overweight.. I have 3 weeks to a month to lose 6kg.. cos I’m currently 75kg

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 24, 2020
jelraj:

Bro mouth no dey do am..
If u reach there u go know.. This life is simple let's not complicate things for ourselves. They say if u find yourself in Rome behave like a Roman.

If those boys put u for mind e bad gan, them fit make u fly fence escape

Forget bro, one small boy no fit dey issue me job anyhow. Once in awhile I gaz give am tough time

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 11:12pm On Sep 24, 2020
Chinex57:
oga sikowitz, ugo4U, Bifrost.. my weight na 70kg and height na 1.85m...
shey weti be my BMI am i over and under??

You're good to go!

I'm also 1.85m, but 75kg.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:13pm On Sep 24, 2020
So for anybody that wants to know the range they fall in after checking ..
But ugo or anybody that knows should correct me if I’m wrong.. i think the army takes up to 29.9.. it’s from 30 they dismiss

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:16pm On Sep 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
Me ma sef my BMI na 26.9 and na overweight.. I have 3 weeks to a month to lose 6kg.. cos I’m currently 75kg

I think say the maximum BMI for army is 27

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:18pm On Sep 24, 2020
DadyTrillion:


Forget bro, one small boy no fit dey issue me job anyhow. Once in awhile I gaz give am tough time
your seniors talk pass like this.. 45 screening.. immediately a terma 3 cadet named adebayo arrived. Even the oldest men that were candidates were shaking in fear.. entire parade ground went quiet! Respect wey we no give our AO na him adebayo collect..after serving small of his job, candidates started dropping chest number and running away.

Your seniors talk pass like this

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 24, 2020
ishowdotgmail:


I’m 1.79m approximately 5’9ft tall bro
The BMI is 28.4 based on the calculation put up at the other page, is it okay sir?


5'9
5 foot = 12*5= 60 inches

5'9= 69 inches

1 inch = 25.4mm
69*25.4= 1,752.6mm

You are 1.75m, Sir.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 11:23pm On Sep 24, 2020
DadyTrillion:


I think say the maximum BMI for army is 27

This is close to the truth though. If I remember vividly on this thread from last year's recruitment, one moniker: "explosiveskull" had a BMI of 28 and wasn't flagged. To be safe let the BMI just be a little/way under 30.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:24pm On Sep 24, 2020
ishowdotgmail:


I will try brother, I only have Saturday and Sunday to run exercise. Time doesn’t permit me cry

Try ur luck bro, u can do it. I was weighing 72Kg, I brought it down to 66Kg by God's Grace.

Jst ensure dat, those ur Saturdays and Sundays are Saturdays and Sundays (if u know wad I mean).

How far do u run?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ikefty(m): 11:29pm On Sep 24, 2020
Please is there anyone here that applied with Msc.?
I need some clarification as regard the registration.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 11:31pm On Sep 24, 2020
This life no balance at all sha.
When some of us dey look for small weight to pad the one we get, others want to lose weight.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 11:31pm On Sep 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
your seniors talk pass like this.. 45 screening.. immediately a terma 3 cadet named adebayo arrived. Even the oldest men that were candidates were shaking in fear.. entire parade ground went quiet! Respect wey we no give our AO na him adebayo collect..after serving small of his job, candidates started dropping chest number and running away.

Your seniors talk pass like this

Baba we'll be doing our POP and piping with Adebayo, that bastard!!¡

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ishowdotgmail(m): 11:45pm On Sep 24, 2020
AirmanB:


Try ur luck bro, u can do it. I was weighing 72Kg, I brought it down to 66Kg by God's Grace.

Jst ensure dat, those ur Saturdays and Sundays are Saturdays and Sundays (if u know wad I mean).

How far do u run?

Wow great... 3.8km (just trying to
Meet NDA standard)

Saturdays are constant, but I do skip Sunday at times. But with this encouragement I’m getting here, I won’t miss those two days again

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by autamahmud(m): 1:07am On Sep 25, 2020
oscarfrosh:


Baba we'll be doing our POP and piping with Adebayo, that bastard!!¡

You are ahead of him if you make it in this current course

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 4:26am On Sep 25, 2020
Avoid unhealthy habits like drinking alcohol, taking harmful substances like tobacco, weed, Shisha, sholi, boscolo, pacalin, codeine, tramadol, gum etc and if you do start detoxifying your system ahead of time because if detected in your blood stream/urine(which must happen) it's express withdrawal without review. Watch your weight Army sometimes consider those with BMI of 28/29 but to be on a safe side please try as much as possible to fall within the normal range (18.5 to 25) the medical examiner may decide to change his mind and stick to the standard (it's at their discretion).
Those with umbilical hernia should get it fixed(it's a very simple operation and there is still enough time to heal), those with terrible dentition should go fix it, If you have/had pile go and treat it, also don't forget to keep fit. Cardio exercises like jogging, skipping, pushup, sit-up etc should be incorporated into your workout regime.
Ensure you print out all the printables or save them as PDF in your phone and also send to the cloud(email, Google drive etc), the portal have being having kois-kois since Day 1 of registration, so be wise no one knows what will happen at the close of registration and what they will come up with so be a step ahead of the game.
God bless you all
Yield to Nothing because victory is from God Alone.

4 days left

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 4:54am On Sep 25, 2020
autamahmud:


You are ahead of him if you make it in this current course
Lmao!! This isn’t so funny...no sir.. if Ben made it into course 45, they’d have been mates.. but this course 47, we won’t see his back

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 6:28am On Sep 25, 2020
ishowdotgmail:


Wow great... 3.8km (just trying to
Meet NDA standard)

Saturdays are constant, but I do skip Sunday at times. But with this encouragement I’m getting here, I won’t miss those two days again

Uwc, Sir.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 8:25am On Sep 25, 2020
sikowitz17:
Lmao!! This isn’t so funny...no sir.. if Ben made it into course 45, they’d have been mates.. but this course 47, we won’t see his back
they are not even mate with course 45 because there is some months seniority there... 3rd terma senior any ssc trained that year with few months, while they will Senior the 2nd terma with 3months, but policy may change that will now make them to mate back.

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