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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 9:24pm On Oct 02, 2020
Amen o but i no understand at all, who we offend? Why this year own be like this
sikowitz17:
lol you go see am for Nairaland here nah.. people go begin para!!! I pray we make it in sha.. but this year own get as e be for me.. nothing is sure again!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:25pm On Oct 02, 2020
Dannyhonda:
5 essays, wetin happen na
i think you’ll choose 1 or 2.. if I remember correctly, course 46, we wrote one essay and one long ass composition.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:26pm On Oct 02, 2020
jelraj:
E go shock all of una
lmao.. talk your mind ooo

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 9:26pm On Oct 02, 2020
Nawa o, all this thing na long process biko. Who we offend lmaoo
sikowitz17:
i think you’ll choose 1 or 2.. if I remember correctly, course 46, we wrote one essay and one long ass composition.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
With respect to the upcoming exams, as far as my father's army is concerned, this exam na smoke.
The whole parade is to make them seem transparent which we all know as e dey go.
While studying for exams keep calling if you have anyone to call or just keep praying.
Personally i no go suffer my head apart from revising current affairs.
By way and manner, we shall proceed to the next round in sha Allah

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:
With respect to the upcoming exams, as far as my father's army is concerned, this exam na smoke.
The whole parade is to make them seem transparent which we all know as e dey go.
While studying for exams keep calling if you have anyone to call or just keep praying.
Personally i no suffer my head apart from revising current affairs.
By way and manner, we shall proceed to the next round in sha Allah
I say again.. candidate wey sabiiiiiiiii

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:32pm On Oct 02, 2020
Postanalyser:

Bro you need to see other questions I have here.
According to him, it's Jamb that prepared the questions. And it comprises about 35 objective questions and like 5 essay.
grin 5 essay?
Say wetin happen
Na English we wan go do for ACA

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 9:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
Postanalyser:

Bro you need to see other questions I have here.
According to him, it's Jamb that prepared the questions. And it comprises about 35 objective questions and like 5 essay.

Haha... Are you really serious?

Is this for the pre screening exam or the one we expect to write during AFSB?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
sikowitz17:
I say again.. candidate wey sabiiiiiiiii
Baba this our father's army don show me shege.
So I suppose guard up na.
Unless God takk say this year no be m.
But from my own end, I go do everything possible and to the best of my ability. Make we leave the rest to God and faith

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:34pm On Oct 02, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

Baba this our father's army don show me shege.
So I suppose guard up na.
Unless God takk say this year no be m.
But from my own end, I go do everything possible and to the best of my ability. Make we leave the rest to God and faith
God go do am

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:37pm On Oct 02, 2020
sikowitz17:
i think you’ll choose 1 or 2.. if I remember correctly, course 46, we wrote one essay and one long ass composition.
Baba abeg give me details of una exam
Option dey to evade the English section?
I fit write essay well, but we know say essay get levels
Make I guard up

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:37pm On Oct 02, 2020
sikowitz17:
God go do am
Ameen

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:43pm On Oct 02, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

Baba abeg give me details of una exam
Option dey to evade the English section?
I fit write essay well, but we know say essay get levels
Make I guard up
lol I love the English and general knowledge.. na the maths I Dey always evade... there are more general knowledge/current affairs.. then English and maths with 1/2 essays.. essay is usually why you want to join the army but last year, they shocked us because they thought first batch shared the questions with us, they made totally new questions

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Wanetwamos(m): 10:22pm On Oct 02, 2020
Bro this is terrible. I attempted it for just 2seconds, my head still dey pain me. This is supposed to be punishment for corruption...

Mugiwaraluffy:

Planting of head

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Judah95(m): 10:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
Wanetwamos:
Bro this is terrible. I attempted it for just 2seconds, my head still dey pain me. This is supposed to be punishment for corruption...


You better get used to it. You got the free info of planting head so that you can home-train before you travel to Afaka.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 10:30pm On Oct 02, 2020
Lmaooo u doing it for 9 months
Wanetwamos:
Bro this is terrible. I attempted it for just 2seconds, my head still dey pain me. This is supposed to be punishment for corruption...

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Wanetwamos(m): 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
Bros calm down nau. All this further maths just to calculate how to carry people grin. The time I will spend solving all this maths in the front line as a commander two things would have happened;
1. The victims will have all died
2. The remaining of us alive would have been bombed too.
Make Army take their time o, I no wan see this kind thing. God abeg..

Mugiwaraluffy:


Just find the option that's faster.
Distance = 6000km = 6000000m
V(jet) = 200m/s
V(bus) = 30m/s
Velocity = distance/ time
Time = distance/ velocity
Time for a journey with the jet = 6×10⁶ / 200 = 30,000s
1hr = 3600s
xh = 30,000s
Xh = 30,000 / 3600s
Xh = 8.3hrs

It'll take the jet 8.3hrs to make a trip.
Now we have 30+ injured victims
30 / 6 = 5 trips
Total time taken = 8.3 × 5 = 41.5hrs

Now we have a bus that can accommodate 22 people per trip
And travels at 30m/s
Velocity = distance/ time
Time = 6×10⁶/ 30
Time = 200,000s = 55.5hrs
And the bus will have to go twice = 111.1hrs


I think the value for the distance is too much.
But both the jet and the bus will waste time unless the bus will provide medic then it might save more people due to large number of it can carry per trip.

In this case, the jet is faster.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
Bifrost:


Haha... Are you really serious?

Is this for the pre screening exam or the one we expect to write during AFSB?

Bros. The thing tire person

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Wanetwamos(m): 10:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
So help me God.

Judah95:


You better get used to it. You got the free info of planting head so that you can home-train before you travel to Afaka.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:36pm On Oct 02, 2020
Wanetwamos:
Bros calm down nau. All this further maths just to calculate how to carry people grin. The time I will spend solving all this maths in the front line as a commander two things would have happened;
1. The victims will have all died
2. The remaining of us alive would have been bombed too.
Make Army take their time o, I no wan see this kind thing. God abeg..


Hahaha

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kyngfarabale1(m): 10:36pm On Oct 02, 2020
sikowitz17:
E go don too late by then.. your faith suppose strong by now.. abi you Dey follow the “until I see my name before I do anything” Crew... those ones no Dey too get am ooo lol.

Faith is everything.
I do train but I can't start planting my head from now.... I no wan die now ooo.... maybe by then moral fit high.... lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Wanetwamos(m): 10:36pm On Oct 02, 2020
Lmaoo. Anyone that does this for 9 months can head down a fence.

Dannyhonda:
Lmaooo u doing it for 9 months

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:40pm On Oct 02, 2020
Wanetwamos:
Lmaoo. Anyone that does this for 9 months can head down a fence.

Abegi No kill me with Laughter here BossMan grin grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:41pm On Oct 02, 2020
Wanetwamos:
Bros calm down nau. All this further maths just to calculate how to carry people grin. The time I will spend solving all this maths in the front line as a commander two things would have happened;
1. The victims will have all died
2. The remaining of us alive would have been bombed too.
Make Army take their time o, I no wan see this kind thing. God abeg..

Heheehee... Case Closed grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:42pm On Oct 02, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

I sent you a mail sha
I think I have replied

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 10:47pm On Oct 02, 2020
Lmaoo i swear, that head if u nod person na death
Wanetwamos:
Lmaoo. Anyone that does this for 9 months can head down a fence.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 10:47pm On Oct 02, 2020
Postanalyser:

I think I have replied

Lol. You have to circulate that question oo grin grin
Who no like better thing?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ClassicMan202(m): 11:00pm On Oct 02, 2020
Please o... Senior men, can someone give me a rundown or summary of how DSSC training looks like?? (Planting of head dey involved??)

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Richieurch(m): 11:02pm On Oct 02, 2020
ClassicMan202:
Please o... Senior men, can someone give me a rundown or summary of how DSSC training looks like?? (Planting of head dey involved??)

Lol you wan blow awol cause of blowing pot cheesy grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:08pm On Oct 02, 2020
ClassicMan202:
Please o... Senior men, can someone give me a rundown or summary of how DSSC training looks like?? (Planting of head dey involved??)
no ooo... Dssc Officer cadets have special head.. it must not touch ground.. because they’d mostly be in offices and never even smell war.. so what’s the point in serving the job??

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:08pm On Oct 02, 2020
Wanetwamos:
Bro this is terrible. I attempted it for just 2seconds, my head still dey pain me. This is supposed to be punishment for corruption...

4 hours would be the standard!! Learn it and know peace

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 11:16pm On Oct 02, 2020
sikowitz17:
no ooo... Dssc Officer cadets have special head.. it must not touch ground.. because they’d mostly be in offices and never even smell war.. so what’s the point in serving the job??

This your sarcasm is highbrow. See me reading it and was happy for a moment. grin

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