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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 4:40pm On Oct 05, 2020
Collegenews:
Send her my regard.
Your words aren't in anyway looking like May's at all. You were found of using the laughing emojis in the stead of 'lol' and you would always include them in your words. What's happening to my May, still healing?
I guess that is the healing spirit. Lol.
Thanks CN, I sure would send your regards.
While I was away, you found a wife. That is the sweetest thing ever.
I am blushing.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:46pm On Oct 05, 2020
maynation:

I guess that is the healing spirit. Lol.
Thanks CN, I sure would send your regards.
While I was away, you found a wife. That is the sweetest thing ever.
I am blushing.
Ohhh. Saw your shares. You did follow up on the updates.
What a man to do? Man has to do what he has to do. You will be a special guest on that day.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 4:54pm On Oct 05, 2020
Collegenews:

Ohhh. Saw your shares. You did follow up on the updates.
What a man to do? Man has to do what he has to do. You will be a special guest on that day.
As far as it's a US, can't wait.
I pray it's soonest tho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:59pm On Oct 05, 2020
maynation:

As far as it's a US, can't wait.
I pray it's soonest tho.

Lmao! It's difinetly both His Imperial Highness and the Queen of his empires.
Of course I pray it's soonest too, like the second coming of Christ.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 5:01pm On Oct 05, 2020
Collegenews:

Lmao! It's difinetly both His Imperial Highness and the Queen of his empires.
Of course I pray it's soonest too, like the second coming of Christ.
Hahahaha.
I won't hold my breath tho.
Whichever way, I'm happy for you.
I got to go please.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:04pm On Oct 05, 2020
maynation:

Hahahaha.
I won't hold my breath tho.
Whichever way, I'm happy for you.
I got to go please.
Lmao! Don't don't.
Thanks jare my person.
Enjoy your day!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 07, 2020
Why is this thread dry?
Egoat hasn't even been online since saturday.
Is this how you want to be engrossed with this your barbing work?
Won't you rest and take a chill pill? I assume all these ones na initial gra gra or are you trying to prove to your helpers that you are serious and committed? undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 11:39am On Oct 08, 2020
maynation:
You are welcome sweet DT.
What time again tho? I that I'm already in love with you. kiss
I said it, I said ittttttttt. cool cool
Thank you Auntie Mercy baby.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:02am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:


Good morning Tope.
I have actually read your post since yesterday but when I was to reply, work came up.
Temmy you are just too extraordinarily intelligent and bright. You swept me off my feet in totality.
I don't know what to qualify you with, swears.
You said you aren't on any social media save for NL, even whatsapp?? Are they distracting or what?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:03am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Good morning Tope.
I have actually read your post since yesterday but when I was to reply, work came up.
Temmy you are just too extraordinarily intelligent and bright. You swept me off my feet in totality.
I don't know what to qualify you with, swears.
You said you aren't on any social media save for NL, even whatsapp?? Are they distracting or what?
Good morning sire!!
Thank you so much for your words as always sir.
Glad it made sense to you.
About the social media, not really because it's distracting it is more of because I do not have friends that I can catch up with there.
I used to be on whatsApp tho, turned out I only have my parents, siblings and one or two cousins and teachers on my list. They weren't even up to 10 in total, lol.
Didn't see any reason to hold on to it especially as my phone was lagging and I needed to free more space by removing some apps. WhatsApp was first to go. Lol.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:09am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Good morning sire!!
Thank you so much for your words as always sir.
Glad it made sense to you.
About the social media, not really because it's distracting it is more of because I do not have friends that I can catch up with there.
I used to be on whatsApp tho, turned out I only have my parents, siblings and one or two cousins and teachers on my list. They weren't even up to 10 in total, lol.
Didn't see any reason to hold on to it especially as my phone was lagging and I needed to free more space by removing some apps. WhatsApp was first to go. Lol.
You are welcome.
10 contacts on whatsap isn't a bad something na. Lmao! That really got me laughing tho. You don't need crowd to flourish tho, in fact too many friends will keep you distracted. Are you an introvert?
Your phone lags? What phone is that?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:27am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

You are welcome.
10 contacts on whatsap isn't a bad something na. Lmao! That really got me laughing tho. You don't need crowd to flourish tho, in fact too many friends will keep you distracted. Are you an introvert?
Your phone lags? What phone is that?
Lol. They weren't even up to that 10 sef.
Social media isn't for everyone.
I am not sure I have found myself yet sir, so it's quite hard to admit to being an introvert, ambivert or an extrovert. I do not know feel comfortable talking to people apart from my family members and a few teachers. But I have enough confidence to face any slew of multitudes and express myself outspokenly which is a quality introverts lack. Most of my mates do not have the same life perspective as I do and it makes it harder keeping friendship with them. I'm not talkative neither, very hard to decide. Lol.

Thanks for the bolded sir. cool
Itel S15.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:40am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Lol. They weren't even up to that 10 sef.
Social media isn't for everyone.
I am not sure I have found myself yet sir, so it's quite hard to admit to being an introvert, ambivert or an extrovert. I do not know feel comfortable talking to people apart from my family members and a few teachers. But I have enough confidence to face any slew of multitudes and express myself outspokenly which is a quality introverts lack. Most of my mates do not have the same life perspective as I do and it makes it harder keeping friendship with them. I'm not talkative neither, very hard to decide. Lol.

Thanks for the bolded sir. cool
Itel S15.
Lmao! Baby girl! 10 or less doesn't even matter. grin Your peace does.
About what you are!
You don't even have to be any of the three, just stay 'amazing' and life would adjust.
The truth is, you belong to an entirely upper league and people within your age range would unintentionally be seen as not too serious or since they don't move at the same page as you or vibe on the same page as you, they either naturally feel like some misfit and hence disconnection comes in or they simply out of jealousy keep their distance. It's normal. Imagine myself even getting to learn new words from you, how much less your mates? That js just an instance, it could he anything else. I love that you aren't even bothered about the friendship thing tho.
S15? Had to search for the specs on Google, it's 1GB ram, that is why it's lagging. I can imagine. You said you bought phone for your sister, what phone was it if you don't mind me asking?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:44am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:
Lmao! Baby girl! 10 or less doesn't even matter. grin Your peace does.
About what you are!
You don't even have to be any of the three, just stay 'amazing' and life would adjust.
The truth is, you belong to an entirely upper league and people within your age range would unintentionally be seen as not too serious or since they don't move at the same page as you or vibe on the same page as you, they either naturally feel like some misfit and hence disconnection comes in or they simply out of jealousy keep their distance. It's normal. Imagine myself even getting to learn new words from you, how much less your mates? That js just an instance, it could he anything else. I love that you aren't even bothered about the friendship thing tho.
S15? Had to search for the specs on Google, it's 1GB ram, that is why it's lagging. I can imagine. You said you bought phone for your sister, what phone was it if you don't mind me asking?
Wow! Like wow! I have no idea what to say.
Thanks for that piece sir.
I am learning a lot from you all Sir.
I don't really know much about phone and I didn't know the RAM would have any effect on it or better still would be this bad.
I don't mind at all sir.
I bought her Tecno Pouvoir 4.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:51am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Wow! Like wow! I have no idea what to say.
Thanks for that piece sir.
I am learning a lot from you all Sir.
I don't really know much about phone and I didn't know the RAM would have any effect on it or better still would be this bad.
I don't mind at all sir.
I bought her Tecno Pouvoir 4.
Alright. It's normal, you can't know everything.
Had to search for that phone again, 3GB RAM and 32GB ROM.Now that is a good phone that will run smoothly. How much did you buy it?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DkJay: 9:51am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:
Lmao! Baby girl! 10 or less doesn't even matter. grin Your peace does.
About what you are!
You don't even have to be any of the three, just stay 'amazing' and life would adjust.
The truth is, you belong to an entirely upper league and people within your age range would unintentionally be seen as not too serious or since they don't move at the same page as you or vibe on the same page as you, they either naturally feel like some misfit and hence disconnection comes in or they simply out of jealousy keep their distance. It's normal. Imagine myself even getting to learn new words from you, how much less your mates? That js just an instance, it could he anything else. I love that you aren't even bothered about the friendship thing tho.
S15? Had to search for the specs on Google, it's 1GB ram, that is why it's lagging. I can imagine. You said you bought phone for your sister, what phone was it if you don't mind me asking?

Aren't you laying it on a bit too thick? Well, you've been swept off your feet.

We're still standing on our two legs so we can't relate.

grin

#observing
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:53am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Alright. It's normal, you can't know everything.
Had to search for that phone again, 3GB RAM and 32GB ROM.Now that is a good phone that will run smoothly. How much did you buy it?
53k.
She has been drooling over the phone since it was released. Lol.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:54am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

53k.
She has been drooling over the phone since it was released. Lol.
That is a good price, why didn't you or don't you get one for yourself?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:54am On Oct 09, 2020
DkJay:


Aren't you laying it on a bit too thick? Well, you've been swept off your feet.

We're still standing on our two legs so we can't relate.

grin

#observing
Yeah, keep observing.
That's way to go.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:55am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

That is a good price, why didn't you or don't you get one for yourself?
Ahh. Noo, too expensive and I have an android phone already.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:58am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Ahh. Noo, too expensive and I have an android phone already.

Which android phone do you have already biko? Lmao! This one that lags? You don't have to use an iPhone or some overly priced phones, but a moderate phone that won't frustrate you would suffice. You get?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 10:00am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:


Which android phone do you have already biko? Lmao! This one that lags? You don't have to use an iPhone or some overly priced phones, but a moderate phone that won't frustrate you would suffice. You get?
Okay sir but I still love this one sha. Lol.
I have few apps on it so it's running smoothly. cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:04am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Okay sir but I still love this one sha. Lol.
I have few apps on it so it's running smoothly. cool
I can imagine. Lmao!
Firstly, I want to buy you a new phone. Good things come to those deserving of them.
Secondly, phones aren't designed to have few apps, you are supposed to have as many as you need not cutting down your usage of apps because the phone will lag. Come on!
Gift any of your little siblings the lagging phone biko.
The account details Farida gave me didn't show your name, hope I can still make use of it?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 10:09am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

I can imagine. Lmao!
Firstly, I want to buy you a new phone. Good things come to those deserving of them.
Secondly, phones aren't designed to have few apps, you are supposed to have as many as you need not cutting down your usage of apps because the phone will lag. Come on!
Gift any of your little siblings the lagging phone biko.
The account details Farida gave me didn't show your name, hope I can still make use of it?
Sir? shocked shocked
I haven't even spent the one you, Auntie Farida and Sir Prince sent to me the other day, apart from the 53k I removed from it.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:12am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Sir? shocked shocked
I haven't even spent the one you, Auntie Farida and Sir Prince sent to me the other day, apart from the 53k I removed from it.
I don't understand your language my dear.
How much do people win on BB naija?
How much do people win on Cowbellpedia?
Is that how it should be?
Can I make use of it?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 10:15am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

I don't understand your language my dear.
How much do people win on BB naija?
How much do people win on Cowbellpedia?
Is that how it should be?
Can I make use of it?
Wow. I don't know what to say sir. You are an encouragement.
Please can I say No?
I am sorry sir but I don't know how to explain to my parents. cry cry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:20am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Wow. I don't know what to say sir. You are an encouragement.
Please can I say No?
I am sorry sir but I don't know how to explain to my parents. cry cry
Lmao! Show them this conversation like Farida once implored you to.
Did you beg? No! It's all for your brilliance.
If due attentions and supports were shown towards education, Nigeria won't be in this messed up state. Besides, you said your parents were awarded, recognized acknowledged and who knows maybe retained as lecturers, all for their brilliance. How won't they understand?
Won't even be doing this if Farida was online, she would have received the alert on your behalf by now. Lmao!

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 10:23am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Lmao! Show them this conversation like Farida once implored you to.
Did you beg? No! It's all for your brilliance.
If due attentions and supports were shown towards education, Nigeria won't be in this messed up state. Besides, you said your parents were awarded, recognized acknowledged and who knows maybe retained as lecturers, all for their brilliance. How won't they understand?
Won't even be doing this if Farida was online, she would have received the alert on your behalf by now. Lmao!
Thanks so much sir. I am very grateful, like very very. I don't even know what to say.
Smiles, you can make use of it. The account is for my mum.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:28am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Thanks so much sir. I am very grateful, like very very. I don't even know what to say.
Smiles, you can make use of it. The account is for my mum.
Alright dear, it's even better as it mum's.
I will send 55k.
53k for the phone then use 2k for data subscription.
If you don't mind, you once said your mum is an academical doctor. In a private or public university?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 10:30am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Alright dear, it's even better as it mum's.
I will send 55k.
53k for the phone then use 2k for data subscription.
If you don't mind, you once said your mum is an academical doctor. In a private or public university?
Hmmmm.
I am just short of words. cry cry
May God bless you abundantly, in greater and multiple folds. Amen.
Yeahhhh, in a federal university sir.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:34am On Oct 09, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Hmmmm.
I am just short of words. cry cry
May God bless you abundantly, in greater and multiple folds. Amen.
Yeahhhh, in a federal university sir.
No lecturer has been duly paid since March or so, those that were paid were even short paid and majority didn't get a penny since that time.
It is well.
Send them my regards.
PS:
You don't have to bother yourself showing appreciation when she receives the alert.
Just get the good phone and enjoy your life.
I wish you the very best in your coming exams.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 10:42am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:

No lecturer has been duly paid since March or so, those that were paid were even short paid and majority didn't get a penny since that time.
It is well.
Send them my regards.
PS:
You don't have to bother yourself showing appreciation when she receives the alert.
Just get the good phone and enjoy your life.
I wish you the very best in your coming exams.
The bolded, very very true sir.
I am aware of everything.
I will surely pass your regards sir.
Thankssssssssssssss very much sir.
Only God can bless you and everyone here.
I am eternally grateful to you and all.

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