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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2020
maynation:

Wait. What is that your moniker again? Adigun abi Koledowo abi Amope elemu de ni, what is your problem with me? Am I not older than you ni?
Adigun ko, adire ni. grin
Alaileko.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:17pm On Oct 10, 2020
maynation:

Please don't stop updating.
E get why.
Don't tell him not to stop updating. Nigga gon' start feeling himself.

He should quit, I ain't got time to make his black ass feel fly.
Cc
Collegenews. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:23pm On Oct 10, 2020
TemitopeJnr
I just saw your update about your reading strategy. shocked shocked
How did I miss that update?
This girl, are you sure you are really sixteen? shocked shocked

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DkJay: 10:41pm On Oct 10, 2020
How do you know the guy's ass is black?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:44am On Oct 11, 2020
maynation:

Please don't stop updating.
E get why.
For kneeling down to beg me, I won't stop. wink
Congratulations on the results trickling in, y'all have murdered PDP in Ondo state. Come to think of it, the deputy Governor candidate of the PDP is from the south, shouldn't that earn him the support of his people?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:46am On Oct 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Don't tell him not to stop updating. Nigga gon' start feeling himself.

He should quit, I ain't got time to make his black ass feel fly.
Cc
Collegenews. undecided
Didn't we agree you will never leak the rare pictures of my ass before I sent you the pictures? tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:47am On Oct 11, 2020
DkJay:
How do you know the guy's ass is black?
It beats me my man. Lmao!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 8:48am On Oct 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
TemitopeJnr
I just saw your update about your reading strategy. shocked shocked
How did I miss that update?
This girl, are you sure you are really sixteen? shocked shocked
Lol. Good morning Ma.
I am 16 years, 1 month and 11 days old Ma. Lol.
No one was online when i made that post, that may be the reason you missed it.
Thanks for reading Ma.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:05am On Oct 11, 2020
Good morning Mama Mzrapper.
I pray you are fine.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 10:22am On Oct 11, 2020
For real, no one has heard from Farida?
Collegenews, any news?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:31am On Oct 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Don't tell him not to stop updating. Nigga gon' start feeling himself.

He should quit, I ain't got time to make his black ass feel fly.
Cc
Collegenews. undecided
Despite all my prayers and efforts on you, is this what you want to do with your life? To be going around looking for another man's ass? undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:33am On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:

For kneeling down to beg me, I won't stop. wink
Congratulations on the results trickling in, y'all have murdered PDP in Ondo state. Come to think of it, the deputy Governor candidate of the PDP is from the south, shouldn't that earn him the support of his people?
Yes I knelt to beg, just continue.
That guy is currently a member of HOR and he has nothing to show for it. No one is rooting for him.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 6:23pm On Oct 11, 2020
prinx55555:
For real, no one has heard from Farida?
Collegenews, any news?
She's probably lost her phone.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 6:29pm On Oct 11, 2020
Sehindemi:

She's probably lost her phone.
The only thing I could think of too.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 7:14pm On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:

Didn't we agree you will never leak the rare pictures of my ass before I sent you the pictures? tongue
What ya talking about? grin
Rare pictures of ya black ass?
Like the fork ama gon' do with that? grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 7:16pm On Oct 11, 2020
maynation:

Despite all my prayers and efforts on you, is this what you want to do with your life? To be going around looking for another man's ass? undecided
Hey B, why ya so desperate for my attention? angry Stalker. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 7:18pm On Oct 11, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Lol. Good morning Ma.
I am 16 years, 1 month and 11 days old Ma. Lol.
No one was online when i made that post, that may be the reason you missed it.
Thanks for reading Ma.
My dear, it seems you got the brains of 100 people put together.
I respect you sweetie.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2020
maynation:

Olori Liru, you are too sweet abeg. kiss kiss
Just read your last update.
I was just smiling.
You are operating under an unknown grace, I swear to God.
Don't stop being you.
I have seen you and I know what I saw.
The girls who can't even clean the sole of your shoes are everywhere forming what they are not but with everything, you are still acting normal like a regular person. Others may not understand but me that I have seen you I can't stop wondering why you are sounding normal with everything, same with Oga Liru too. May God keep blessing you both and may nothing ever come in between you and Boss.
I admire you people's simplicity a lot.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:49pm On Oct 11, 2020
prinx55555:
For real, no one has heard from Farida?
Collegenews, any news?
Maman no news still.
Like Demi said, I think she lost her phone.
We can only keep hoping she's fine.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:51pm On Oct 11, 2020
maynation:

Yes I knelt to beg, just continue.
That guy is currently a member of HOR and he has nothing to show for it. No one is rooting for him.

Good for him then.
No room for failures.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:51pm On Oct 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

What ya talking about? grin
Rare pictures of ya black ass?
Like the fork ama gon' do with that? grin
Whose black ass were you typing about? tongue

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:56pm On Oct 11, 2020
Egoat:

Olori Liru, you are too sweet abeg. kiss kiss
Just read your last update.
I was just smiling.
You are operating under an unknown grace, I swear to God.
Don't stop being you.
I have seen you and I know what I saw.
The girls who can't even clean the sole of your shoes are everywhere forming what they are not but with everything, you are still acting normal like a regular person. Others may not understand but me that I have seen you I can't stop wondering why you are sounding normal with everything, same with Oga Liru too. May God keep blessing you both and may nothing ever come in between you and Boss.
I admire you people's simplicity a lot.
You absolutely beat me to this.
I was going to type something like this.
I am always baffled.
Slay queens wey no get money, no get life no ambition no hope go dey form woke. They fight to belong. Here she is forming regular, not even regular but local. grin grin omo mehn.
I love this modesty.
We go reach there last last.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:58pm On Oct 11, 2020
Nnu0000 when are you planning to have sense?
Now that you got the attention your exist for, can you run along?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:00pm On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:

You absolutely beat me to this.
I was going to type something like this.
I am always baffled.
Slay queens wey no get money, no get life no ambition no hope go dey form woke. They fight to belong. Here she is forming regular, not even regular but local. grin grin omo mehn.
I love this modesty.
We go reach there last last.
I feel the bolded boss. grin grin
Life no balance at all.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:01pm On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:
Nnu0000 when are you planning to have sense?
Now that you got the attention your exist for, can you run along?
The steady likes abi?
That guy no get brain at all, I swear.
I don notice since.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:03pm On Oct 11, 2020
Egoat:

The steady likes abi?
That guy no get brain at all, I swear.
I don notice since.
Graced him with all the attention I can afford.
His ancestors may have to come under my feet if he needs more.
How far na Maman?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:06pm On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:

Graced him with all the attention I can afford.
His ancestors may have to come under my feet if he needs more.
How far na Maman?

grin grin grin
I gallant senior man.
I dey manage keep life balanced. Trust you are ever gallant too.
Pfeee dey so?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:09pm On Oct 11, 2020
Egoat:

grin grin grin
I gallant senior man.
I dey manage keep life balanced. Trust you are ever gallant too.
Pfeee dey so?
Nigga don ball since that time.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:12pm On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:

Nigga don ball since that time.
grin grin grin grin
Super man.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:38pm On Oct 11, 2020
Egoat:

Olori Liru, you are too sweet abeg. kiss kiss
Just read your last update.
I was just smiling.
You are operating under an unknown grace, I swear to God.
Don't stop being you.
I have seen you and I know what I saw.
The girls who can't even clean the sole of your shoes are everywhere forming what they are not but with everything, you are still acting normal like a regular person. Others may not understand but me that I have seen you I can't stop wondering why you are sounding normal with everything, same with Oga Liru too. May God keep blessing you both and may nothing ever come in between you and Boss.
I admire you people's simplicity a lot.
Thanks so much sweetie mi. kiss kiss kiss
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2020
Collegenews:

You absolutely beat me to this.
I was going to type something like this.
I am always baffled.
Slay queens wey no get money, no get life no ambition no hope go dey form woke. They fight to belong. Here she is forming regular, not even regular but local. grin grin omo mehn.
I love this modesty.
We go reach there last last.
Now this got me laughing aloud.
Thanks Biggie.

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