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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:07am On Oct 23, 2020
bigjackass:
Stop throwing tantrums over people's moneyundecided
You photoshoped that screenshot. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 8:11am On Oct 23, 2020
Drhealer:

Okay, Egoat.
Turned out you've insulted Ma'm Farida. undecided
Do your worst.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:15am On Oct 23, 2020
Egoat:

Do your worst.
Cc
Mzrapper.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:48am On Oct 23, 2020
Drhealer:

Cc
Mzrapper.
My chale said you should do your worst.
Do your worst B.
Locate the closest cliff to you.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:02am On Oct 23, 2020
MZrapper:

My chale said you should do your worst.
Do your worst B.
Locate the closest cliff to you.
Its a waste of time fighting for anyone of you all. undecided
Apart from May.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:28am On Oct 23, 2020
Tozic:


Are you the one following and unfollowing me to check whether I'm into the game? I have no idea of what you guys are doing here. I was only privileged to see the part CN and May were discussing about 1M. The rest na ghost mood.
Anyways, congrats to the winner.
I have been racking my brain to understand the bet. Especially as all the pages were empty, I only saw who the winner was.
They staked 1M untop the bet shocked

Still reading.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:30am On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Toz.ic is now my moniker?
Now I understand how you make baseless accusations.

Save me the tears about loss, I was not coerced into playing the game. Win or loss, it's my headache Farida.
Peace and joy onto your soul.
See you later dearie.
This bros. gringrin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:35am On Oct 23, 2020
mayn.ation:
But on a real, you people think I will accept the wining?
I know not what came over CN that made him come up with this joke of a bet, but I am definitely not going to be a part of this o biko.
Wetin I go even tell God sef? undecided
That we were joking about likes and shares and CN staked 10k to make a point? And gradually increased it to such amount?
Walahi I can't accept the money ejoor.
He will get his money back right way.
oops. She rejected the winning. Cool babe.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:40am On Oct 23, 2020
GoldenStreaks:




Shut up. She's beautiful. I can't actually believe that is the lady always insulting people here. She looks way younger than 35 please.
Do you still have her picture? Can you share it with me please?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

You know already na.
No need to loud it.
You are over everything already? Are you always this positive? smiley
Was going to ask the same question.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 23, 2020
maynattion:

What to do? I don't know how to stay gloomy over anything. Life goes on.
Na so.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 23, 2020
maynattion:

Honestly, the car is awesome and it's a total eye candy too.

So far I haven't noticed any serious flaws, the ones I noticed are not really flaws per se.
The steering is numb somehow, not has free as Honda EOD. But it's not an issue since it is not like I am a racer and I think Honda seems to have nimbler handling generally.
Then again it lacks fuel efficiency somehow but what do I expect from a 3.5L V6?
That is all for me.
See her talking about cars again.
What is it you don't know? smiley
Sweeeet
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:50am On Oct 23, 2020
maynattion:

Camry 13 has four trims (L,LE,SE and XLE), SE and XLE are available in either of 2.5L 4-Cylinder or V6 3.5L while L and LE are basically the former.
It depends on the one he uses.
I don't understand nothing here. Lmao. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Being ostentatious isn't a sin. If it is I will beg God for forgiveness. tongue
If I were here to beg you for money and may be telling you stories of how unfair life has been to me, won't they sing pities of me? If they won't be happy that it's the other way round then they should all go to hell.
I don't care about what people say.


Meet my Cam 09. There was a mistake with the customized plate. Had to change it.
I support you 100%.
Whoever takes it for a showoff should die.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:55am On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Why do we have cars that cost billions of naira?
It's more than that purpose.
Now I'm not trying to show off as every poor person would easily think. embarassed
There are special places I can only go with my E 350, you will never see me go there with my Peugeot 407 or my Muscle Camry. Never.
I travel interstate with my Peugeot, go to bushy sites with my hilux, attend special functions with my E 350 and keep the Camry for back up in case any of the three disappoints. I am praying to God to provide for me so that I can get more.
Cars are not just for locomotion, there for personal edification, comfort and unexplainable satisfactions. angry angry
Senior man. grin
I fear who no fear you o.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:56am On Oct 23, 2020
NNU0000:
Show off! undecided
No be show off.
You go do pass am, if you get that kind bar. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:58am On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

God is my witness I don't have.
You think it's a joke when I told Liru that it's harder to find a wife when you are already made?
They are after the money, now I'm being realistic.
A girl to love you for whom you are is as hard to find as anything that fits in here.
Even here on NL, some one just recently replied my PMs of God knows when because she came across the donations that happened here that time. Fake lovers. That is why I don't want any friends apart from those I have known before disclosing personal details. Even those mentioning May, May every time here, it's because they know they can gain from her. Life is full of fake lots.

I am happy you have have seen the bolded for what it is.
When you can't afford a #50 gala you will start hating on those who can afford #1200 Shawarma and calling them all sort of terrible names to make themselves feel lightened.

Na so bros. 100%
True talk.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:01pm On Oct 23, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Permit me to use this medium to make some contributions that will stay here.
That is the reason I won't be caught dead paying attentions to these financial woe mongers and sob story tellers, they ain't feeling shit. Of course there are genuine cases but damn! Most want you to help them with 5k, 10k just to catch trips and settle their greed. That is where you will know a scammer and a just desperate soul. When the peanut is exhausted, what would you survive with? I asked May why she gave inneed.ofhelp her spare phone and also sent her money repeatedly despite that she had offset her child's medical bills and offered her money for business. She said her case is genuine and has no other means of survival.
That is someone that needed help not those people that need help suddenly because they feel you have something to give or because they see it as free extra and such should be utilized.
The one I DMed on this thread sent me some random pictures of a sick baby she picked online. Happy I searched it on Google and s/he got boned. Fake moffos.
True. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:09pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Those days are history to us. grin grin
I have stood in a Marcapolo bus from Abuja to Lagos and vise versa more than 50 times.
Like I stood all through with empty stomach sef. grin
Wetin life never show us?
Oboy.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:02pm On Oct 23, 2020
NNU0000:
Dude send me airtime pls nah
NNU0000:
No cohorts,no show of shames.Please help me sub,that's all.There must be a reason i entered this thread that day.

Beggar. undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:09pm On Oct 23, 2020
MZrapper:

You can't put every success of yours on social media and expect not to attract fake lovers.
Ko possible,
One single week on your whatsap list and I have been able to size you up, I believe same with others.

Return to your old life and let go off all these your acquired properties that are getting into your head for now. And you stand chances of being hooked, as far as you keep living like this, it's very impossible to not attract gold diggers.
By the way, you may have found genuine and real love someway along the line but might have been too carried away to notice it because of your stereotypical perspectives and distorted vistas.
May true love find you.
undecided undecided
Sorry but now he has Pinky. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:28pm On Oct 23, 2020
MZrapper:

Same here. Looking forward to your burial ceremony.
Hahahahahaahahaha. grin grin grin
This woman dey another realm. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Oct 23, 2020
MZrapper:

May beat CN 520 against 243? undecided undecided
Thought he said he represented his school at NUGA? He only went to embarrass himself. undecided
EG 80? Dammit!
Y'all shouldn't call yourselves Scrabble players. That is so bleh.
E shock me too. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

The fear lady is our last born, keeping her for EG.tongue

What is the need stressing myself over something unexisting? Village people fire.
Please can I see the picture of the Lastie? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I love her already. lipsrsealed
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:40pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Let me reframe for you.
No man can deal with the possible pangs of distrust that come with previous sexual experience of a woman. Some may pretend it doesn't count to them but it's nothing but a big and enormous bag of lies. Although some men handle the shameful act differently and more leniently but a man like me can't deal with such immoral acts. There are times a lady would do some slutty styles with you in bed and you naturally start wandering in thought thinking about how much of those slutty ventures she has exhibited with the previous men in her life. Nothing kills a man's feelings and ego than the thought of that.
Since I am already aware of the impending disrespect that will most definitely arise, it is very wise to stay keyed to that desired quest so as to avoid every story that touches the heart in the future, no reason to settle for anything less. After all, marriage no be achievement.
I must admit it's true the society has come up with ridiculous and partial mentality towards the female sexcapades but my brother, did the society force any immoral conducts on any one?
Everyone is raised and subjected to some necessary moral teachings which were strictly out of imposition, if a woman decided to deviate from these moral norms despite being aware of the impartiality of the society towards it then she should as well learn to accommodate every scornful judgement meted out against her. She is solely to be blamed not the society.
If you have ever deflowered a lady then you have no right to demand a virgin but my guy if all you have ever been sexually entangled with are the usual "second hands" then forget that talk.
You are only in search of a worthy one. wink
Pardon my plenty words, that topic they always vex me. wink
Correct man. smiley
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:42pm On Oct 23, 2020
Sehindemi:

Wow! You never cease to amaze me CN.
This is a very nice gesture, and so thoughtful of you guys.
Like I'm personally so wowed, thanks so much guys and to you CN specially.
But truth is, as helpful as this is and as wowing as it obviously is. We believe there are other people who genuinely need this help more, the most important thing she needs is your prayers especially as the surgery will be held today.
Thanks sweetheart, you are appreciated. smiley
Rich people sef. cheesy
Make I die if I ever reject free 500k. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 23, 2020
prinx55555:

I don't get it, CN used to be a professional Scrabble player, how am I seeing 520 against 243? He couldn't even halve his opponent's score?
He even resigned in the second game?

grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:45pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Please come and yawn in my mouth.
Don't waste it.
Thanks.
This bros ehn, grin grin he is the most unserious person I have ever seen. grin
A very funny one.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Whatever he chooses to worship or acknowledge as the doer of every wonder in his life shouldn't be to you a migraine.
You are just a little kid with messed up priorities and mentality.
No one here is responsible for whatever hardship you may have gone through, take your frustration elsewhere same with the attention deprived toddler that mentioned you earlier.
Your opinion is as unimportant as the K in knife.
Get a life.
This is the first time you will be fighting anyone on this thread. Happy it's about God.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:
To argue with anyone here, I need too see your bank accounts' statements first.
I won't grace an unworthy fellow with mentions, your worthiness solely depends on what you can afford me, I don't engage paupers with my time.
Done typing.
Na so.
grin grin grin
See Oga CN, don't send me a penny, don't send me card too. No one here should.
I just dey feel you I swear.
You be correct man. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 23, 2020
lirusehn:

Whites can explore all the strange places in the universe, have series of bad encounters and still claim to have amazing experience.
I have once visited the Koma tribe of Adamawa, the experience is better left unsaid.
Thanks for those pictures tho, quite a sight.
cool cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:20pm On Oct 23, 2020
Egoat:

Are you now in Christ? shocked shocked

MZrapper:

Undoubtedly yes. undecided undecided
Any ish?
You have accepted Christ since Aug and you just announced it? You just like attention. undecided

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