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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2020
MZrapper:

Chale mehn. This is even the wrong time to talk about Christ. Tha f u c k is he doing about this whole thing?
Who wastes time on such beings? Why would an innocent person pass through such motherfucking pain?
Lol.
Sorry o was quick to conclude. Took the joke to serious.


lirusehn:

Now let me make this clear.
I am not a preacher nor an overly religious person, in fact I have not attended any sunday service in about two years. That is to tell you, I am not even worthy to talk to you about him.
But see it this way.
God isn't responsible for most of these self induced afflictions we tend to always blame him for nor is he a puppet that will just dance to one's tunes just because we want him to.
For instance, he had designed marriages and reproduction and all, and those are some spiritual routines albeit scientific too. It's one's duty 'to an extent' to make reasonable choices before embarking on such routes. If I was AS for instance, it's not God's duty to tell me to seek an AA as partner. If I went ahead to wive a fellow AS and I start birthing SS, to whom do I channel the blames? Imagine after making that mistake I now start fasting and praying for him to change the genotype from SS to AA. Imagine such unnecessary show of faiths? Something I could have been a 'god' over, something I could have granted the prayers my self by simply making the right choices from the onset. It doesn't have to be genotype, it could be anything. That was just an illustration. And this isn't even about May, it's about the general belief most people tend to have. Expecting God to just shut down the universe for them.
Anyways, a lot of people have undergone this same surgery and they have come out with one complication or another. Uveitis is responsible for 40% blindness or so, the fact that she has been having that pain for ages and she miraculously stillhas both sights working is a testimony. Then again, what if we couldn't afford the surgery? How many of God's grace would I deny? He is done more than enough, let's not get emotional and take his grace for granted.
This is me inviting you to him tho. smiley
Think about it.
Wow bros.
I swear you are very intelligent. shocked
Thanks for this piece.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Oct 23, 2020
lirusehn:
There are a lot of distractions and strange doctrines these days. I go to church to have my quiet moment with God at least biweekly on Fridays mostly. One doesn't really need anyone to connect to Christ, although one needs to constantly renew his faith and spirituality by listening to messages which I do a lot but as it is, technology has made that easier.
Apostle Joshua Selman got me covered when it comes to that. I will advise you download his messages online and if you can't, when you are in town I will send you as many as you want. I have over 200 of his messages.
God is my witness, you can't listen to him and won't thank me later.
The same Apostle Mzrapper talked about in her diary.
You have won a soul bros, congratulations.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Oct 23, 2020
MZrapper:

Escorts?? Guys? Engines? How many People visited you?

Egoat:

53 when I counted. grin
My adugbo shake. grin grin

Egoat:

I swear to God 53. grin
11 rides in total. grin grin
Four get Oga CN names. grin

E be like campaign. grin grin
Oboy. shocked shocked no wonder.
Who no like this boss go just kill himself. grin grin
I tap into this blessing. Amen.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 23, 2020
Egoat:

They were coming from a function, they just branched my area.
I like the show off tho. grin cheesy grin
Forget function guy. Regardless, who shine green, label engines, get shekels, get bars don't get am.
I like this kind life abeg.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2020
Egoat:

Boss I swear with my life, my adugbo shake.
Everybody came out to look.
I say even the King never receive that kind visitors at once before. grin grin grin
I envy you guy. smiley
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:46pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

If you don't mind, I want you to meet the remaining ladies, I have 3 left.
Let's journey to Ma's place together, meet all of them one by one. I will like to know your observation, you can learn from things too.
Next visitation is on Wednesday.
Watchasay?
Wait o. Which kind luck this Egoat get sef.? So na like this guy take visit you come spend 20 days?
Bros abeg, give me small chance na. Make I follow you cruise small na abeg. cry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 23, 2020
Collegenews:

Let's not talk about the whips and customized plates. wink
Let me pretend to be modest. Lmao! wink wink

I have mad love for cars tho seriously, Dino Melaye's kind of lifestyle. You know Dino?
Na so. smiley
You are my mentor as from today. tongue cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Oct 23, 2020
Egoat:

Hey mama and everyone.
I arrived safely.
Didn't get to leave home early, but thank God for journey mercy.
Live and direct at Oga nla's abode.
Ghen ghen!! cool cool cool
Lucky motherfucker.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 23, 2020
Egoat:

Let me feel myself o biko.
It's not easy for big big mamas to be calling me boda. grin
Trying for who? You better warn yourself. angry
Baba is doing what even my parents can't do for me.
Na me know how the story be. smiley
Lucky bastard. undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 23, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

You are really trying for CN o.
And ya feeling yourself too. undecided
Trying for CN or CN tried for him? cry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:07pm On Oct 23, 2020
DrNefarius:
Finally.
I covered the entire thread to where I came across it.
Sorry for directing you guys to old convos.
There are a lot about this thread I can't keep smiling and hide how amazed I am when I come across them. That was why I had to qoite some posts. Left for me I would have quoted each post one by one because they are either funny, reasonable, encouraging or sweet. Always something too hard to ignore.
Thanks to you all for this thread. I know no one asked me but I can't keep calm. smiley
God blessed the day I came acorss this thread.
Signed
Dr Nefarius. cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Oct 23, 2020
Drhealer:

Finally.
I covered the entire thread to where I came across it.
Sorry for directing you guys to old convos.
There are a lot about this thread I can't keep smiling and hide how amazed I am when I come across them. That was why I had to qoite some posts. Left for me I would have quoted each post one by one because they are either funny, reasonable, encouraging or sweet. Always something too hard to ignore.
Thanks to you all for this thread. I know no one asked me but I can't keep calm. smiley
God blessed the day I came acorss this thread.
Signed
Dr Nefarius. cool
Btw please I need help too.
You guys should please look towards my side. I know I have not been in my best behavior but I promise to be a decent human being with all of your helps.
Please do not pass me by.
Dr
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:00pm On Oct 23, 2020
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 1:23am On Oct 25, 2020

Tozic :
Are you the one following and unfollowing me to check whether I'm into the game? I have no idea of what you guys are doing here. I was only privileged to see the part CN and May were discussing about 1M. The rest na ghost mood.
Anyways, congrats to the winner.

Drhealer:

I have been racking my brain to understand the bet. Especially as all the pages were empty, I only saw who the winner was.
They staked 1M untop the bet shocked

Still reading.
wow! same here. I've been following this thread since. just had to create an acct to comment now. May good job
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Tozic: 5:23am On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:


wow! same here. I've been following this thread since. just had to create an acct to comment now. May good job

warris this? shocked

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:52am On Oct 25, 2020
LIrusehn 22 Oct 12:36PM
Maynation Oct 12 1:05 PM.
Temitopejnr 22 Oct, 12 57PM
Collegenews? 22 Oct 5:50PM
Sehindemi Oct 22 Oct, 9:12 AM
Mzrapper Oct 23, 8:49 AM.
Queenyprinxex 22 Oct, 6:12 PM
Prinx55555 22 Oct, 9:29 AM.
Where are you all?
No one should ask after Egoat please.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 10:05am On Oct 25, 2020
Tozic:


warris this? shocked
Sorry oo. I was just saying that I've been reading the post here
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:08am On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
Sorry oo. I was just saying that I've been reading the post here
Troll.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 10:10am On Oct 25, 2020
Drhealer:
Troll.
Wat is a troll.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:10am On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
Wat is a troll.
You are a troll broh. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 10:12am On Oct 25, 2020
Drhealer:
You are a troll broh. undecided
I don't even get ur point. It's okay sha
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:13am On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
I don't even get ur point. It's okay sha
You are new on Nairaland and you already have list of those to follow? Even those that aren't on this thread. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 10:15am On Oct 25, 2020
Drhealer:

You are new on Nairaland and you already have list of those to follow? Even those that aren't on this thread. undecided
Tru out the night, i've been online nah. I know many people on NL. Even my senior sist.
If i like a post, i follow. Simple
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:19am On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
Tru out the night, i've been online nah. I know many people on NL. Even my senior sist.
If i like a post, i follow. Simple
Alright. Hope you are good? But how would you like a post about betting?
If you have been following the thread, you would have seen some very worthy and sweet posts to like. Those whre they helped people especially. Not the one about bet. You get my points?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 10:30am On Oct 25, 2020
Drhealer:

Alright. Hope you are good? But how would you like a post about betting?
If you have been following the thread, you would have seen some very worthy and sweet posts to like. Those whre they helped people especially. Not the one about bet. You get my points?
It was just funny.
The bet has finished nah.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:33am On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
It was just funny.
The bet has finished nah.
I know it has finished. Just surprised that is what you like of all things.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:11pm On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
It was just funny.
The bet has finished nah.
I noticed you are new on nairaland and you are already following me... We're you seeing my comments as a guest? Lol... If yes which of them do you like? I am just surprised a new person will be following me that has a weird nairaland name... Lol

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Tozic: 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2020
Anto2001:
Sorry oo. I was just saying that I've been reading the post here
k.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Zyzxx10: 4:23pm On Oct 25, 2020
Dead thread.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 4:26pm On Oct 25, 2020
Zyzxx10:
Pls I need a loan. I'll pay back before the end of next month. Things are freakin tough now. I'll sold most of my things most notably my PS3 console and shoes. Call me whatever you like but I pls need help. I know the country's hard but pls if anyone is pls willing to help, I'll drop my personal details on your email pending when I pay back. I never thought it would be this bad but it has gotten to this.
There are a lot of loan apps out there.
No one will be foolish to loan money to a stranger on a faceless forum.
Try harder.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Zyzxx10: 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2020
Story from on high.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Anto2001(m): 4:38pm On Oct 25, 2020
Zyzxx10:

Sir I know it's hard trusting a person on a faceless forum, that's why I said I'm going to drop my personal details including my national ID. Ive tried carbon, branch and fairmoney but they keep saying I'm ineligible. Pls I'm really in need sir for now.
Don't even try it. Someone I kn killed theirself ontop the matter.
I don't have money sha. But the loan app, no go area for me.
Even my enemy, I won't advice him to take.

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