There was this biatch I met online. When I asked the status of her current relationship, she said it’s complicated. As a smart dude, I find that answer cool. You’d ask me why right? I’ll tell you later into my story. Well, we started talking ruggedly and I invited her over. She came and I collected her pant. Sure thing.

She is a sweet girl but is an attention seeking biatch, she doesn’t want me to go out and have drinks with my friend, she’d call me she is coming over and I better not go out.....haaaa?! Emi ika!
Probably because she’s bought me a piece of clothing worth £100, she thinks she can tell me how to live my life?

As an alpha I don’t go through her phone, I don’t care if she’s cheating, I only make sure my CD never finishes. That’s when she started getting worried; she’s like who is this modafvcker who I’m spending on but isn’t that crazy about me. Then she started bugging and asking for my phone password and shit(this is the craziest pet peeve I’d never tolerate). At this juncture I felt it was time to dash her out.

So I gave her number to one guy I’ve known for long but I recently met again (guy was crying she has no pussy to bang.......I later regretted this though because nighga is a pûssy ass). I gave the guy her number and the guy fcvked her. Immediately the guy did that, I broke up with her.

Unfortunately the guy in other to get into her panties more and to get goodies from her spilled to her, how I gave him her number so she could let me breathe. Then nighga blocked me. Not my fvkcing problem anyways . Person wey we wan give 10 naira, wey we first give 1naira and he ratted us out, na suegbe him be!


Now my ex came and was asking why I let her go....why I gave her number out. But biatch, didn’t u fvkc the guy..? Then she kept mute!
Moreover, you said you were in a complicated relationship when we met, which means we were FWB. Bitch shot herself in the leg twice!


I gained my freedom and continued banging the rest of my beeeeches

MenSimps will never learn, Women Hoes will never change.

#painfuldeathtosimps

Holumhidey:
Wehdone sir
Keep banging till your preek peel, or your sperm finish.....

Religion is your problem, oh ye ignoramus

Sperm doesn’t finish, except you’re infertile!

Fvkc those Beeches like the whores they are(use ur CD always), there is a reason they have a hollow sandwich between their thighs.

TaminaliaCatapa:


Religion is your problem, oh ye ignoramus

Sperm doesn’t finish, except you’re infertile!

Fvkc those Beeches like the whores they are(use ur CD always), there is a reason they have a hollow sandwich between their thighs.

Only jobless and broke men put their mind on sex 24/7
Get something doing

You're not alpha, just another guy that sees no meaning to life other than sex.

TaminaliaCatapa:
There was this biatch I met online. When I asked the status of her current relationship, she said it’s complicated. As a smart dude, I find that answer cool. You’d ask me why right? I’ll tell you later into my story. Well, we started talking ruggedly and I invited her over. She came and I collected her pant. Sure thing.

She is a sweet girl but is an attention seeking biatch, she doesn’t want me to go out and have drinks with my friend, she’d call me she is coming over and I better not go out.....haaaa?! Emi ika!
Probably because she’s bought me a piece of clothing worth £100, she thinks she can tell me how to live my life?

As an alpha I don’t go through her phone, I don’t care if she’s cheating, I only make sure my CD never finishes. That’s when she started getting worried; she’s like who is this modafvcker who I’m spending on but isn’t that crazy about me. Then she started bugging and asking for my phone password and shit(this is the craziest pet peeve I’d never tolerate). At this juncture I felt it was time to dash her out.

So I gave her number to one guy I’ve known for long but I recently met again (guy was crying she has no pussy to bang.......I later regretted this though because nighga is a pûssy ass). I gave the guy her number and the guy fcvked her. Immediately the guy did that, I broke up with her.

Unfortunately the guy in other to get into her panties more and to get goodies from her spilled to her, how I gave him her number so she could let me breathe. Then nighga blocked me. Not my fvkcing problem anyways . Person wey we wan give 10 naira, wey we first give 1naira and he ratted us out, na suegbe him be!


Now my ex came and was asking why I let her go....why I gave her number out. But biatch, didn’t u fvkc the guy..? Then she kept mute!
Moreover, you said you were in a complicated relationship when we met, which means we were FWB. Bitch shot herself in the leg twice!


I gained my freedom and continued banging the rest of my beeeeches

nwaezeemmanuel:
You're not alpha, just another guy that sees no meaning to life other than sex.

Hahaha, I’ll buy you and your assets overnight ...social vibrancy doesn’t necessarily translate to unseriousness....

Don’t take ur sexual life seriously and watch alphas fvkc ur wife like the beech she is

Holumhidey:

Only jobless and broke men put their mind on sex 24/7
Get something doing

You obviously lack the ability to comprehend, you’re probably retaarded or depressed!

You can be making millions, i don't care.

Your post screams sexual addiction. Keep it in check.

TaminaliaCatapa:


Hahaha, I’ll buy you and your assets overnight ...social vibrancy doesn’t necessarily translate to unseriousness....

Don’t take ur sexual life seriously and watch alphas fvkc ur wife like the beech she is

nwaezeemmanuel
You can be making millions, i don't care.

Your post screams sexual addiction. Keep it in check.

A man who can say NO to a pvssy or give a pvssy number out isn’t in anyway addicted to it. It’s called mastery....

I appreciate your opinion but sometimes it’s better you let an intelligent folk do the criticism.... peace!

You're describing a female as pussy in first person. This is messed up!

TaminaliaCatapa:


A man who can say NO to a pvssy or give a pvssy number out isn’t in anyway addicted to it. It’s called mastery....

I appreciate your opinion but sometimes it’s better you let an intelligent folk do the criticism.... peace!

Lol Almond nice username

Please what is the title of this movie you just explained to us?

KingTom:
Lol Almond nice username

You sabi the drill... king

MenSimps will never learn, Women Hoes will never change.#painfuldeathtosimps

TaminaliaCatapa:


You obviously lack the ability to comprehend, you’re probably retaarded or depressed!

damn.. you got game. That's an abundance mindset shit you got going on there. If to say I get senior bros like you, I for get sense when I be teenager.

SarutobiEky:
damn.. you got game. That's an abundance mindset shit you got going on there. If to say I get senior bros like you, I for get sense when I be teenager.

You are a king bro

TaminaliaCatapa:


You sabi the drill... king

Just call me Echinopsis lageniformis

KingTom:

Just call me Echinopsis lageniformis

Haaaa

will they ever learn?
Deathtosimps

Holumhidey:

Only jobless and broke men put their mind on sex 24/7
Get something doing

Am not jobless but i bang girls alot
Can u explain that?
If u re in lagos, i might av banged ur girl sef.

TaminaliaCatapa:
There was this biatch I met online. When I asked the status of her current relationship, she said it’s complicated. As a smart dude, I find that answer cool. You’d ask me why right? I’ll tell you later into my story. Well, we started talking ruggedly and I invited her over. She came and I collected her pant. Sure thing.

She is a sweet girl but is an attention seeking biatch, she doesn’t want me to go out and have drinks with my friend, she’d call me she is coming over and I better not go out.....haaaa?! Emi ika!
Probably because she’s bought me a piece of clothing worth £100, she thinks she can tell me how to live my life?

As an alpha I don’t go through her phone, I don’t care if she’s cheating, I only make sure my CD never finishes. That’s when she started getting worried; she’s like who is this modafvcker who I’m spending on but isn’t that crazy about me. Then she started bugging and asking for my phone password and shit(this is the craziest pet peeve I’d never tolerate). At this juncture I felt it was time to dash her out.

So I gave her number to one guy I’ve known for long but I recently met again (guy was crying she has no pussy to bang.......I later regretted this though because nighga is a pûssy ass). I gave the guy her number and the guy fcvked her. Immediately the guy did that, I broke up with her.

Unfortunately the guy in other to get into her panties more and to get goodies from her spilled to her, how I gave him her number so she could let me breathe. Then nighga blocked me. Not my fvkcing problem anyways . Person wey we wan give 10 naira, wey we first give 1naira and he ratted us out, na suegbe him be!


Now my ex came and was asking why I let her go....why I gave her number out. But biatch, didn’t u fvkc the guy..? Then she kept mute!
Moreover, you said you were in a complicated relationship when we met, which means we were FWB. Bitch shot herself in the leg twice!


I gained my freedom and continued banging the rest of my beeeeches

I want to be like you when I grow up. Thank you for the lesson

I still don’t understand what lessons you were trying to conveyed !! You called yourself an Alpha male and you cajoled a lady into having sex with u... Alpha males have the balls to tell it to a girl face that what they want is sex mate and not relationship.... Not only did you kiss and tell ,, you also invited a friend to bang who u have fvcked ...Women are naive , fine but u aren’t an Alpha ... You are just a baby in a man’s body ....

DryMouth:

Am not jobless but i bang girls alot
Can u explain that?
If u re in lagos, i might av banged ur girl sef.

Don’t mind these mommy boys derailing the thread

Holumhidey:
Wehdone sir
Keep banging till your preek peel, or your sperm finish.....

who you hear say him sperm finish?

AyarmBoye:
I still don’t understand what lessons you were trying to conveyed !! You called yourself an Alpha male and you cajoled a lady into having sex with u... Alpha males have the balls to tell it to a girl face that what they want is sex mate and not relationship.... Not only did you kiss and tell ,, you also invited a friend to bang who u have fvcked ...Women are naive , fine but u aren’t an Alpha ... You are just a baby in a man’s body ....

Mummy boy calm down....do you understand the meaning of cajole? Person wey tell me say her relationship is complicated and came to collect dikc upon invitation; how’s that me cajoling her?

Kiss and tell really? I read my narrative again and didn’t see where I kissed and tell. I watched out for a brother cum pussyAss who complained about pus$sy drought......

Like I said to the dumb simp up there, I say to you too: let someone intelligent and capable of comprehension do the criticism......peace!

Businessicon:
who you hear say him sperm finish?

You dey mind these 18year olds?

parkervero:

I want to be like you when I grow up. Thank you for the lesson

You’re the boss bro

TaminaliaCatapa:


Mummy boy calm down....do you understand the meaning of cajole? Person wey tell me say her relationship is complicated and came to collect dikc upon invitation; how’s that me cajoling her?

Kiss and tell really? I read my narrative again and didn’t see where I kissed and tell. I watched out for a brother cum pussyAss who complained about pus$sy drought......

Like I said to the dumb simp up there, I say to you too: let someone intelligent and capable of comprehension do the criticism......peace!

well I won’t blame you anyways and I won’t exchange abusive words with u (you are alpha male after all) I blame these girls dwelling this generation...However I can’t find any lessons up there perhaps if you can highlight some !

Ekeletu pipu...

AyarmBoye:
well I won’t blame you anyways and I won’t exchange abusive words with u (you are alpha male after all) I blame these girls dwelling this generation...However I can’t find any lessons up there perhaps if you can highlight some !

Teenagers don’t have the mental capacity to find one in adult related matters!

TaminaliaCatapa:


Teenagers don’t have the mental capacity to find one in adult related matters!

lolz.... you are very correct..... it’s funny how social media has given some boys the morale to talk down on many people , when in real life they wouldn’t have the balls to dare speak to ur face .......People like you don’t deserve my sweat ..... curse all you like...and crawl back to ur pvssy....